125
あぶないマライヒ
パタリロ!115
Watch Out, Maraich 
Patalliro! 115

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Panel 1
つまんないなあ。。。
I'm bored...

Panel 2
バンコランたら最近仕事仕事ってちっとも家に帰ってこないんだもの
Bancoran is always working these days and never comes home.

Panel 3
ごはん食べていこうかな。。。一人で食べてもおいしくないけどなあ。。。
I wonder if I should go eat... But it doesn't taste as good eating alone...

Panel 4
止めろ
Stop.

キーッ
Kii - Squeak

Panel 5
どうなさいました？！
What's wrong?!

あれを見ろ
Look over there.

Panel 7
美しい少年だ。あの子とお近づきになろう
A beautiful boy. Get close to him.

また始まった
It's started again.

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Panel 1
ブラジル料理か
Brazilian cuisine?

アントン アントニヨ猪木の店
Antonio Inoki's Shop Anton

Panel 2
バサッ
Basa - Rustle

Panel 3
やあ！
Yo!

Panel 4
あなたは？！
Who are you?!

Panel 5
ウエントワース侯爵サムスエード
食事をする所をさがしているようだが よかったらごちそうさせていただきたい
I'm the Marquis de Wentworth, Sam Suede.
It seems you're looking for a place to eat. If you want I'll treat you.

Panel 6
はあっ？！見ず知らずの人にそんな
Huh? But I'm a stranger.

気にすることはない
You don't need to worry.

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Panel 1
わたしは美少年が大好きなんだ！
I love beautiful boys!

脳天気っ！
Optimistic!

Panel 2
ああ。。。
Aah...

さっ とりあえずこの花を！
For now, flowers!

Panel 3
ブワサッ
Buwasa - Fwoo rustle

Panel 4
おかどちがいだ。相手が欲しけりゃ夜 ピカデリーサーカスへ行くといい！
You're barking up the wrong tree. If you want a companion you should go to Piccadilly Circus!

Panel 5
相手だなんてそんなつもりじゃ純粋に食事をだね
I wasn't planning on a companion, I genuinely want to go for a meal!

結構です！
I'm fine!

Panel 6
あっわかった。安っぽい花なんかでさそったからヘンを曲げてるんだね。美少年にはありがちなことだ。
Ah, I understand. You're turning away because I'm asking you with some cheap-looking flowers. That's common for beautiful boys.

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Panel 1
ちょうどいい。あそこにカルチュの店がある。なんでも好きな物を買ってあげよう。えんりょしないで言ってごらん！
We're at just the right place. There's a Cartur store over there. I'll buy you anything you life. Don't hold back, tell me!
*Probably a reference to "Cartier".

Panel 2
バチン
Bachin - Slap

Panel 3
バチンて。。。
A "slap"...

Panel 4
よーし、わたしも男だ。ケチなことは言わん！！
All right, I'm a man, too. You can't say I'm stingy!!

Panel 5
これを君にあげようローレックスで作らせた宝石入りの腕時計だ。買えば2万ポンドはする！
I'll give you this. It's a watch with gems inserted made by Rolex. If you bought it it would be 20,000 pounds!

Panel 6
2万ポンド約600万円
20,000 pounds is about 6 million yen.

Panel 7
それでいい
That should be good.

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Panel 1
ガチャン
Gachan - Crack

わーっ！！
Waaah!!

Panel 2
ご主人様！
Master!

2万ポンドがーっ！
20,000 pounds~!

フン！
Hn!

Panel 3
手あたりしだいに美少年に声をかけるからこんなことになるんですよ。さあ帰りましょう
This happens because you talk to every beautiful boy that goes by. Now, let's go home.

Panel 4
何をやってる早くあとを追わんか！
What are you doing?! Hurry and go after him!

Panel 5
はあ？！
Huh?!

あとをつけて住所をたしかめるんだ！こうなったらどんなことをしても物にしてみせるぞ！
Follow him and check his address! I'll do whatever it takes to win his heart!

Panel 6
一週間後
One week later

Panel 7
ロンドンのマリネラ大使館
Malynera's Embassy in London

なんかちがうなあ
It seems different somehow.

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Panel 1
全員中庭に集合ー！
Everyone, gather in the courtyard!

ピリピリーッ
Piri pirii - Whistle

Panel 2
なんですか~
What is it~?

ゾロゾロ
Zoro zoro - In groups

何かくれるんですか~
Are we coming for something~?

Panel 3
これより恒例の体力測定をおこなう！
From now on you'll perform a customary test of strength!

ピリーッ
Pirii - Whistle

Panel 4
えーっ？！
Eeeh?!

Panel 5
なにが
Don't

Panel 6
えーっ？！
Eeeh?!

Panel 7
だ！
at me!

Panel 8
どうも各国の大使館づとめの連中はぼくの目が届かないから だれてしまう傾向にある
それが如実にあらわれるのが基礎体力だ
Because I don't see the people on duty in embassies in each country they tend to slack off.
We'll see your true strength clearly.

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Panel 1
毎日うまい物を食ってはろくに仕事もしないから体重はふえるわウエストは太くなるわ。体の動きがにぶくなってる所に事件でも起きたらどうなる
Since you eat delicious food every day and don't do enough work, your waists have gotten thick. What would happen if there was an incident and you were too slow?

Panel 2
満足な働きはできない！
You don't work enough!

キッ
Ki - Glare

Panel 3
それはそうですが。でもぼくたち別に太ってはいないし体力も落ちてるとは思いません
That's true but I don't think I've gotten fat or lost my strength.

そーだそーだ
Yes, yes.

Panel 4
自分では気がつかないものだ。来い ウエストをはかってみよう
You don't realize it yourself. Come here, let's measure your waist.

はあ
Yes sir.

Panel 5
前はどれくらいだった？
How big was it before?

70センチ
70 centimeters.

Panel 6
1m85
1m 85 centimeters.

えーっ まさか！
Eeeh, no way!

Panel 7
まちがいない
There's no mistake.

Panel 8
知らなかった気がつかない。うちに太ってるものだなあ！
I didn't know. I didn't realize I'd gotten so fat!

今度はおまえだ。体重をはかってみろ
Next, you. Let's weigh you.

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Panel 1
オソルオソル
Osoru osoru - Timidly

Panel 2
ヒョイ
Hyoi - Casually

Panel 3
キャーッ 250キロ！！
Kyaaah, 250 kilograms!!

Panel 4
そんなわけ
That's

Panel 5
ないだろがっ！！
impossible!!

Panel 6
軽い冗談だ。今度は100m走をはかろう
It was a light joke. Next I'll time the 100m race.

殿下 脳みそを落としましたよ
Your Highness, your brain fell out.

Panel 7
あとで入れるから冷蔵庫にでもしまっといてくれ
Stick it in the refrigerator, I'll put it in later.

ふにゃ~い
Funyai~

Panel 8
全員位置についてー
Everyone, take your place~.

ピリピリーッ
Piri pirii - Whistle whistle

こないだの記録から一秒でも遅れた奴は特訓だぞー
Everyone slower than the latest record by even a second will get intensive training.

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Panel 1
やーれやれ
Oh my.

何でこんなことしなけりゃならないんだ
Why do I have to do this?

Panel 3
なんだそりゃ
What's that?

若島津
Wakashimazu.
*A former sumo wrestler.

Panel 4
よーい
All right.

Panel 5
ピコッ
Piko - Pow

Panel 6
ドン！
Don! - Bam!

Panel 7
ダッ
Da - Tap

Panel 8
100m走るならお手のものだ。11秒フラットのぼくが一番だな
The 100m race is my specialty. I can do it the fastest in 11 seconds flat.

なんの ぼくだってこないだ11秒2をマークしたんだ
What, even I reached the 11.2 second mark recently.

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Panel 1
ダーッ
Daa - Running

Panel 2
ブーン
Buun - Vroom

Panel 4
なかなかゴールにつかないな
I can't seem to reach the goal.

100mって。こんなに長かったっけ？
He said "100m". Is that this far?

Panel 5
ブロオーッ
Burooo - Vroooom

Panel 6
殿下ーっ！！
Your Highness!!

わーっ 座興だーっ！！
Waaah, a parlor trick!!

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Panel 1
またバカなことをやってる
They're acting stupid again.

Panel 2
聞こえましたよ~~~
I heard that~~~.

ボーッ
Boo - Sluggish

Panel 3
バカなことをやってるのは殿下だけです。われわれは無理矢理つきあわされてるんです！！
Only His Highness is acting stupid. We're being forced to go along with it!!

Panel 4
えーい 気色の悪い！
Eeeh, disgusting!

ボン！
Bon! - Poof!

Panel 5
えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 6
ボンボンボン！
Bon bon bon! - Poof poof poof!

Panel 7
キャーッ！！
Kyaaah!!

ウジャウジャ
Uja uja - In swarms

Panel 8
サッサッ
Sa sa - Swish swish

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Panel 2
マライヒじゃないか。何か用か
Isn't it Maraich? What do you need?

まったく~~~
Geez~~~.

Panel 3
気をつけよう暗い夜道と編集者
Be careful of editors on the roads at night.

冗談ですよ冗談
It's a joke, a joke.

いちいちフォローするなっつーの
I told you not to follow me all the time.

Panel 4
何っ？！するとその侯爵がおまえに一目惚れして？！
What?! So that Marquis is taken with you?!

Panel 5
この一週間 毎日高価なプレゼントを送ってよこすんだ。よほど時間とお金をもてあましてるらしい
He's been sending me an expensive present every day for a week. It seems he has way too much time and money.

Panel 6
今度そいつに会ったらぼくみたいなタイプは好きじゃないか聞いてみてくれ
Next time you see him will you ask him if he likes my type?

殿下
Your Highness.

Panel 7
ありました。ウエントワース家といえば由緒正しい名門で しかも大金持ちだそうです
Found it. The Wentworth family is a very distinguished noble family. Moreover, it seems they're extremely rich.

侯爵個人のことは？
What about the Marquis?

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Panel 1
秘
Classified

えーと
Umm...

以前は正常だったんですが 2年前奥さんに逃げられて それ以来美少年趣味に走ったと書いております
It says he was normal before but 2 years ago his wife ran off and ever since he runs after beautiful boys.

Panel 2
軟弱な奴だ
What a wimp.

迷惑な話。。。
He's a nuisance...

Panel 3
バンコラン少佐に相談してみたら？いくら相手が貴族でもマライヒさんにちょっかい出す人物を放ってはおかないでしょう？
Have you tried discussing it with Major Bancoran? No matter how much of a noble he is, surely he wouldn't let someone go who was hitting on you?

Panel 4
仕事が忙しくて一か月ほどろくに家に帰ってこないんだ。おとといめずらしく電話を寄こしたと思ったらこれから出張だって
今フランスだよ
He's been busy with work, he's hardly come back home for a month. He said two days ago he got a rare call and he's off on a business trip.
He's in France now.

Panel 5
ほんとに仕事なのか？
Is he really working?

Panel 6
いつ帰ってくるか。MI6に問いあわせてみたら？
When is he coming back? Should I ask MI6?

そうだな
Yes.

Panel 7
ゴクン
Gokun - Gulp

Panel 8
えっ？
Eh?

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Panel 1
ピョーッ
Pyoo - Whizz

Panel 2
わたしはクジラ
I'm a whale.

Panel 3
やめんか 人間モドキが！！
Knock it off! Pseudo-human!!

Panel 4
侯爵はどんな物を送ってくるんだ
What sort of things did the Marquis send you?

高価なドレスとか宝石とか
Things like high priced dresses and gems.

Panel 5
きのうはちょっと変わってたな。キーホルダー一個だった
It was a little different yesterday. It was a key chain.

Panel 6
急にセコクなったな
He suddenly got stingy.

先にロールスロイスのキーがついてたけどね
But it had the key to a Rolls-Royce attached before.

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Panel 1
ニャニい？！おまえもちろんそれを。。。
What?! Then you you...

ロールス
Rolls

送り返したよ
Sent it back.

Panel 2
ぬわにぃぃ？！
Whaaat?!

チキンロール
Chicken rolls

プレゼントをたたき返すのもめんどくさくなっちゃってさあ二・三日ここに泊めてもらえないかな
It's getting troublesome dealing with all the presents, so can I stay here for a few days?

Panel 3
マライヒさん 少佐は今朝ロンドンに帰ってきたそうですよ
Mr. Maraich, it seems the Major came back from London this morning.

Panel 4
えっそう？！なら家に帰ってるかもしれないな！ちょっと行ってみるよ！
Eh, he did?! Then I can go back home! I'll head out!

Panel 5
邪魔したね
Sorry for the trouble.

チュッ
Chu - Kiss

Panel 6
少佐のこととなると夢中なんだから
He's delirious when it comes to the Major.

あ~っ！なんということだ。アフリカでは毎日たくさんの人が死んでいるというのに
Aaah~! What the hell?! Even though there's people dying in Africa every day!

Panel 7
ロールスロイスを送り返すなんて~~~っ！！
He returned a Rolls-Royce~~~!!

興奮して論旨がグチャグチャになってる
The point of your argument has gotten sloppy in your excitement.

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Panel 1
霧か。。。タクシーはひろえないかな
Fog...? I might not be able to get a taxi.

Panel 3
ガバッ
Gaba - Grab

Panel 4
マリネラ大使館に何の用かな
I wonder what business he had at Malynera's Embassy.

友だちでもいるんじゃないですか
Doesn't he have friends there?

Panel 5
とにかくお言いつけ通り召使いの中でも屈強なのを三人はりこませておきましたから
Anyway, as per your orders three of your muscular servants are on the lookout.

Panel 6
わたしは欲しい物は必ず手に入れる男だ
手荒なまねは嫌いだがやむをえん
I'm a man who gets what he wants.
I don't like to get rough but it couldn't be helped.

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Panel 2
やっぱり侯爵の。。。！
I knew it, the Marquis...!

Panel 3
あれっもう戻ってきた
Huh, you're already back.

Panel 4
家に電話してみて！いなけりゃMI6にとにかくバンコランをつかまえて！
Try calling my house! If he's not there, try MI6. Catch Bancoran, at any rate!

Panel 5
どうしたんです
What's wrong?

あの侯爵には頭にきたバンコランにとっちめてもらうんだ！！
Bancoran will be pissed off and beat that Marquis silly!!

Panel 6
なんか怒ってるみたいですよ
He seems a bit angry.

ぼくにも目はあるとにかく電話してみろ
I have eyes, too. Anyway, try calling.

Panel 7
そうだ。どうせ少佐をさがすならこないだ作ったのを使ってみては？
I see. In any case, if you're looking for the Major didn't you build something recently?

うん？
Yeah?

Panel 8
ああ あれか
Aah, that?

そうあれでチュ
Yes, that chu.
*Chu - Kiss

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Panel 1
何をやってるんだ。侯爵の前に血祭りにあげられたい奴がいるなら
What are you doing? Do you want to be sacrificed before the Marquis?

やかましい。これを使えばすぐさがし出せる！！
Shut up! If we use this we'll find him right away!!

Panel 2
なんだそれは
What is that?

以前作ったのぞき見ロボットの改良型だ
Recently I made an improved version of the peeping robot.

Panel 3
人間の脳波をキャッチして さがしたい人間がどこにいても見つけ出すすごい奴だ
It's an amazing thing that catches a person's brainwaves and locates whoever you want to find no matter where they are.

ピピッ
Pi pi - Beep beep

シャコッ
Shako - Switch on

Panel 4
いいかMI6のバンコランだぞ。わかったな
All right. Bancoran of MI6. Understand?

スチャッ
Sucha - Click

Panel 5
ゴーッ
Goo - Roooar

Panel 6
モール街の方に飛んで行きますね
It's flying in the direction of the mall.

ピキーン
Pikiin - Blip

あれっ？
Huh/

Panel 7
すごい！もう見つけました！
Amazing! It already found him!

作った人がえらいから
Because the person who built it is incredible.

Panel 8
ギクッ
Giku - Shock

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Panel 1
どうしたの？
What's wrong?

わーっ！だめです。見ちゃいけません！！
Waaah! It's no use. You can't look!!

Panel 2
キャーッ
Kyaaah

Panel 7
おい！
Hey!

やばい。。。
It's dangerous...

Panel 8
仕事だなんて。。。
あの人は。。。
This is "work"...
That man...

Panel 9
マライヒ まあ落ちついて
Maraich, now, calm down.

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Panel 1
ドゴオッ
Dogo - Bonk

Panel 2
マライヒさんどちらへ？！
Mr. Maraich, where are you going?!

侯爵の所！！
To the Marquis!!

Panel 3
ええっ なぜ？！
Eeh, why?!

バンコランが浮気するならぼくだって！
If Bancoran is cheating so will I!

Panel 4
たいへんだ 止めろ！！
This is bad, stop!!

やですよ。殺されちゃいますよ
No, he'll kill us.

Panel 5
あれっ？
Huh?

Panel 6
殿下 よく見ると少佐の様子が変です
Your Highness, look closely, the Major is acting odd.

なにっ？！
What?!

Panel 7
まったくなんというざまだ！
Really, of all the messes!

見かけによらず恐ろしく強くて。。。
Contrary to his appearance he was terribly strong...

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Panel 1
侯爵
Marquis.

キャ~ッ
Kyaaah~!

Panel 2
近くにいるだろうと思ったらやっぱり
I thought you'd be nearby.

いや この連中のことはだね 別に悪気があったわけじゃ
No, I'm not with these guys. I don't mean you any harm!

Panel 3
文句を言いにきたんじゃない。気が変わったんだ。相手をしてもいいよ
I didn't come to complain. I changed my mind. I'll keep you company.

Panel 4
なにっ？！ぬねの
What?! Nu ne no
*In Japanese, "Nani" is what, "na ni nu ne no" is simply reciting part of the alphabet.

Panel 5
そりゃまたどういう風の吹きまわし
などとヤボなことは聞かんよ
That's a switch.
That was a rude thing to ask.

Panel 6
屋敷へ連れてく間にまた気が変わられちゃかなわん。君さえよければあの車の中で。。。どう？
You might change your mind again while I'm taking you to the mansion. If it's all right with you... how about inside the car?

Panel 7
。。。いいよ
...That's fine.

Panel 8
というわけだおまえたちは歩いて帰れ
That means you guys are walking home.

えーっ？！
Eeeh?!

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Panel 3
ねっ？
Hey?

本当だ。浮気をして楽しいというより何か緊張しているようだな
It's true. He seems tense rather than enjoying an affair.

Panel 7
ジャッ
Ja - Clack

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Panel 1
あっ！！
Ah!!

Panel 2
ガッ
Ga - Pow

Panel 3
サッ
Sa - Swish

Panel 4
ガターン
Gataan - Crash

Panel 5
ゴロゴロ
Goro goro - Roll roll

Panel 6
ガーン！
Gaan! - Bang!

ギクッ
Giku - Shock

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Panel 1
バタバタ
Bata bata - Clatter clatter

Panel 2
バタン
Batan - Slam

少佐？！
Major?!

Panel 3
こいつだ
やはりこいつが金の百合だったんだ
It's him.
I knew it. He was the Golden Lily.

Panel 4
なんと！
What?!

この一年われわれをひっかき回したALOのすご腕工作員がこんな少年だったとは。。。
So the go-getter of agent of ALO who tampered with us for a year was this boy...

Panel 5
おケガはありませんか。一か月間マークし続けたかいがありましたね
Are you hurt? I was well worth it to mark him in a month.

ひゅう
Hyuu - Fwoo

シュボッ
Shubo - Flame

Panel 6
殿下！
Your Highness!

冗談じゃない。浮気じゃなかったんだ！
No way. He wasn't cheating!

Panel 7
のぞき見ロボットすぐ戻れ！マライヒをさがしだすんだ！！
Peeping robot, return immediately! Find Maraich!!

Panel 8
ゴーッ
Goo - Roooar

Panel 10
ドッ
Do - Thud

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Panel 1
あ。。。ん。。。
Ah...n...

Panel 2
ああ そんな。。。
Aah, that...

ああっ！
Aah!

Panel 3
サーッ
Saa - Swish

血の気のひく音
The sound of blood rushing

Panel 4
夜逃げの用意！！
Prepare to skip town!!

Panel 5
えっ？！
Eh?!

手おくれとわかったからにはぐずぐずしてはおれん！バンコランがこのことを知ったらどうなると思う！！
It's too late so we can't linger around here! Think of what will happen if Bancoran finds out!!

Panel 6
ちがうんだ！あれはマライヒが勝手に誤解して。。。
No! Maraich misunderstood of his own accord...

Panel 7
そもそもの原因になったロボットを作ったのは誰だ
Who built the robot that caused that to begin with?

Panel 8
それはわたしです
That would be me.

Panel 9
ドコッ
Doko - Pow

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Panel 1
こうなるに決まってるんだ！急いで荷物をまとめろーっ！！
I should have seen this coming! Hurry and collect the luggage!!

ワーッ
Waaah

Panel 2
ああっ
ああっ
Aah!
Aah!

やれやれ
Oh my.

Panel 3
伯母様方もさぞがっかりなさることだろうて
His aunt will be disappointed.

Panel 4
ああ~っ
Aah~!

Panel 5
あん！だめそんなこと。。。ああ~っ！
Ahn! No, you can't... Aah~!

Panel 7
変な人
変態
キ〇ガイ
Weirdo
Pervert
Nutcase

Panel 8
そんな目で見ないでくれ。わたしは変質者じゃない。ついでに言うと男色家でもない
Don't look at me like that. I'm not a pervert. Incidentally, I'm not a homosexual, either.

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Panel 1
ええっ？！
Eeh?!

執事はもう行ったかな？
Did the butler already go?

Panel 2
説明しなけりゃわからんが。実は2年前家内が家を飛びだして以来 親戚の伯母上方がもう一度身をかためろとうるさくてね
You wouldn't understand without an explanation. The truth is, 2 years ago my wife ran away from home. Since then my aunt has been nagging me to settle down.

Panel 3
わたしはそんな気はないのに 自分の娘や身内のお嬢さんをわたしに押しつけようとやっきなんだ。もちろん財産めあてさ
Even though I have no intention of doing it, it's her way of trying to force her daughter or one of her relatives on me. She's after my fortune, of course.

Panel 4
ああ！それでこんなまねを？！
Aah! So that's why you were acting that way?!

Panel 5
執事は伯母上たちのスパイなんだ。時々こんなことをしては報告させてるってわけさ。かんじんのわたしが女性に興味がなけりゃ伯母上方もあきらめざるをえない
The butler is my aunt's spy. He'll report to her when I do things like this sometimes. If I'm a man of leisure with no interest in women she'll have no choice but to give up.

Panel 6
美少年をホテルにさそって一晩中オセロをやったりね。男色家のまねもたいへんだ
I invite beautiful boys to hotels and play Othello all night long. Imitating a homosexual is hard.

なんだ
What?

クスッ
Kusu - Giggle

Panel 7
ガッカリした？そんなことはないだろう。わたしが本気で手を出そうとしたらきっとこばんでたんじゃないか？
Were you disappointed? You don't seem to be. If I had seriously tried to make a move on you, you'd have undoubtedly rejected me, wouldn't you?

Panel 8
。。。かもね
...Maybe.

Panel 9
好きな人がいるんだね
There's someone you like.

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Panel 1
その人とケンカでもしたのかい？だから急にわたしとつきあうなんて言いだしたんだろう？
Did you have a fight with him? So you suddenly said you'd go out with me?

ケンカしたわけじゃないけど
We didn't have a fight.

Panel 2
何があったか知らないが好きな人のことは信じてあげなきゃいけないよ
I don't know what happened but you have to believe in the person you love.

でも。。。
But...

Panel 3
その人と話しあってちゃんとたしかめて
短気を起こすのはそれからでも遅くはない
Talk to him and things perfectly clear.
It's not too late even after you've lost your temper.

Panel 4
わたしももう少し妻を信じてやっていたらねえ。。。そうすればあるいは。。。
If I had trust my wife a little more... if I had then...

Panel 5
いかんグチっぽくなってしまったな信じることさ。それで世の中平和になる
It's no use complaining about it. Believe in him. And your world will be at peace.

Panel 6
パカッ
Paka - Open

Panel 7
飲むかい？
How about a drink?

Panel 8
。。。うん！
...Sure!

Panel 9
さてそんなことは知らないパタリロたちは
Now Patalliro and the others, who don't know about this.

急げーっ！ほとぼりがさめるまで絶海の孤島に避難するのだーっ！！
Hurry~! We'll take refuge on a solitary island in the distant seas until the heat dies down~!!

ひえ~~~ん！！
Hyeeehn!!

哀れです
Pitiful

あぶないマライヒ/おわり
Watch Out, Maraich / End

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