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ブルータマネギ
パタリロ!145
Blue Tamanegi
Patalliro! 145

96
セーラビー~
C'est la vie~

97
Panel 1
常春の国マリネラ
A country of everlasting spring, Malynera.

Panel 2
さーらっしゃいやすいよ やすいよ
Come, cheap goods, cheap goods!

Panel 3
マリネラ公設市場
Malynera's marketplace

ガヤガヤ
Gaya gaya - Chatter chatter

ワイワイ
Wai wai - Murmur

Panel 4
トントントン
Ton ton ton - Tap tap tap

Panel 5
おじさーん
Uncle.

おやこれはタマネギのだんな
Oh, look at this, one of the Tamanegi.

Panel 6
猫にやるんだけど魚のアラをもらえないかなー
Could you give me the head and bones of a fish for my cat?

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Panel 1
どーぞどーぞいくらでも持ってってください
Sure, sure, please take as much as you can hold.

それは悪いよ
That's bad.

Panel 2
はっ？
Huh?

いくらまでもらっちゃ
How much is there?

Panel 3
しらっ
Shira - Stare

Panel 4
受けないとは思ったんだ
I thought I wouldn't get any.

らっしゃいらっしゃい
Welcome, welcome

Panel 5
バササッ
Basasa - Rustle

Panel 6
おばさん 小鳥のエサにするんだけど大根のハッパもらえないかな
Auntie, could I have some white radish leafs to feed my little bird?

お好きなだけどーぞー
All you like, here.

Panel 7
よいしょ
Thanks.

バサバサ
Basa basa - Rustle rustle

Panel 8
お兄さんパンの耳あるー？
Mister, the crust of the bread?

パン
Pan - Bread

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Panel 1
鯉にやるんでしたね。そこの袋に入ってますよ
For your carp? It's in that sack.

いつもすまないねえ
As always, I beg your pardon.

Panel 2
ヒタヒタ
Hita hita - Pause

Panel 3
みじめな仕事だなあ
This is pitiful work.

Panel 4
食料をしいれてきたぞー
I replenished our stock.

今日はなんだい？
What is it today?

Panel 5
へえ大漁だな。魚のアラに大根のハッパにパンの耳か
Heeh, it's a big catch. Fish heads and bones, white radish leaves and bread crust?

Panel 6
よしパンの耳をフレンチトースト風に焼いてアラとハッパでシチューを作ろう
All right, I'll bake the bread crust to make French toast and make a stew with the fish heads and bones and radish leaves.

わーい！今夜はごちそうだー！！
Yaaay! We feast tonight!!

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Panel 1
喜ぶな！！
Don't rejoice!!

Panel 2
残飯みたいなアラのシチューで喜ぶんじゃない！たわけ！
I'm not happy with food scraps like fish heads and bones! Fools!

でもきのうは残飯すら手に入らなくてみんなでパン粉をなめてたんだよ
But yesterday we didn't even get leftovers and everyone had to nibble on bread crumbs.

Panel 3
だから目先のシチューで喜ぶんじゃなく そもそも なぜ われわれがこんな生活をしてるのか考えるべきだ！
The upcoming stew isn't something to be excited about. We should consider why we're living like this in the first place!

Panel 4
なんか言ってるぞ
What do you mean?

パン粉が脳につまったかな
Bread crumbs are blocking my memory.

Panel 5
原因は殿下に決まってるじゃないか
Isn't it because His Highness decided this?

最近なぜか以前にましてケチになって生活費をくれないんだ
Recently he's gotten stingy with our living expenses for some reason.

Panel 6
こらーっ！
Heeey!

わっ元凶だ
Wah, the ringleader!

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Panel 1
トイレの電気をつけっぱなしにしたのは誰だ！もったいない！！
Who is keeping the electricity going in the bathroom?! It's wasteful!!

始まった
It's begun.

Panel 2
それからゴミ箱に書き損じの紙がすててあったぞ ぜいたくなことをするな！
And then someone through away this paper that they miswrote on in the garbage can! Don't do such luxurious things!

Panel 3
ぜいたくですか？
Luxurious?

あたりまえだ 大名みたいな まねはやめろ！
Naturally! Stop acting like a Japanese feudal lord!

Panel 4
大名だって
"A Japanese feudal lord".

こーゆー書き損じは裏返して鼻をかんで
Turn it over if you miswrite something and blow your nose.

チーン！
Chiin! - Ching!

Panel 5
天日でかわかしてから
Then dry it in the sun.

Panel 6
トイレへ持っていってトイレットペーパーとして使うのだ
And take it to the bathroom to use it as toilet paper.

ブリッブリブリッ
Buri buri buri - Smell

Panel 7
たしかに むだがないですね
That's certainly excessive.

しかしくれぐれも順番をまちがえないように
But you keep making mistakes.

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Panel 1
ぼくはこないだトイレで使った紙をかわかして鼻をかんでしまったのだ いや くさいのくさくないの
The other day I dried out the paper I used as toilet paper and blew my nose in it. Well, whether it stinks or not...

うえーっぷ
Gweeep

Panel 2
殿下 みんなで話してたんですが近ごろ とみにその。。。しっかりしてらっしゃいますが何か理由でも？
Your Highness, everyone has been talking about the recent sudden changes... They're steadfast but what's the point of them?

よく聞いてくれた
You ask a good question.

Panel 3
こないだ船場の商人が書いたこういう本を読んでな
The other day I read a book by a sailing merchant.

しまつの極意
Management Secrets

Panel 4
しまつ つまり倹約だな
"Management". In short, being frugal.

はあ
Yup.

Panel 5
ぼくは今までお金をもうけることばかり考えていたが倹約しなくてはお金はたまらない。それをこの本に教えられたのだ
Up to now I only considered earning money, but I couldn't stand economizing. I learned from this book.

Panel 6
これはしばらくこういう生活が続きそうだな
This is how our lives are likely to continue for the time being.

あ~~~あ！
Aaaah~~~!

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Panel 1
言っとくがこれからおまえたちの給料は能力給にするぞ
Saying that, your salaries with be adjusted to be based on performance after this.

能力給？！
Performance based?!

Panel 2
よく働く者とさぼりがちな者と給料が同じではつまらんだろう。ぼくが査定して働き者にはたくさん給料を出すことにする
I can't handle that the salaries of people who work often and people who slack off are the same. I'll revise it and pay a higher salary to the hard workers.

Panel 3
えっ殿下本当ですか？！
Eh, really, Your Highness?!

一所懸命働くように
Work your hardest.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 4
聞いたか？！倹約は別としてお給料はあげてくれるって！
Did you hear that?! Apart from the economizing, he'll be raising our salaries!

ワーッ！
Yaaay!

なんていい殿下だろう！
How great of His Highness!

Panel 5
ちょっと待て！査定するのは殿下だろう？！いくら働いても殿下におまえはさぼったと言われたらそれっきりだぞ！
Wait a minute! Isn't His Highness the one who will be investigating! No matter how much we work he could say we're slacking off and leave it at that!

Panel 6
というと？！
What do you mean?!

そうやってみんなの給料を下げる気じゃないか？！
That's true, won't everyone's salaries go down?!

Panel 7
ええーっ！
Eeeeh?!

そんなあ！！
That can't be!!

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Panel 1
このニュースはあっという間に世界各国の大使館に伝わった
This news spread to the embassies in every country in the world in the winkling of an eye.

ロンドン パリュ ペキン フィア トーキョー
London Paris Beijing Tokyo

Panel 2
なんだってーっ？！生活費を大はばに削減されたうえにお給料まで下げられるんだってー？！
Whaaaat?! Our living expenses were cut drastically and our salaries were lowered?!

ひどーい！！
Crueeel!!

Panel 3
こんな暴挙を許すわけにはいかない！
We won't allow such actions!

全員マリネラに集結して殿下に抗議しよう！！
Gather everyone in Malynera and let's protest to His Highness!!

Panel 4
みんな落ち着け！
Everyone calm down!

闘争
Strife

なにい殿下の味方をするつもりか？！
Whaat? Do you plan on taking His Highness' side?!

Panel 5
そうじゃない！頭を冷やして考えろ。われわれが何を言ってもそれをおとなしく聞く殿下だと思うか？！
Not at all! Cool off and think about it. No matter what we say do you think His Highness will listen obediently?!

Panel 6
ハッ
Hah

言われてみれば。。。
Now that you mention it...

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Panel 1
へたに動いたら一生ただ働きなんてことになるのがオチだぞ！
If we make a clumsy move the joke will be on us and we'll work our whole lives without pay!

じゃあ どうするこのまま引きさがるのか
Then what should we do? Withdraw?

Panel 2
正攻法じゃかなわないから からめ手でいくんだ
We can't do a frontal attack so we'll do a rear attack.

Panel 3
何かアイデアでも？！
You have some sort of idea?!

何の考えもなくこんなことを言うと思うか！
Do you think I would say something like that if I had no idea?!

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 4
そのアイデアとは？！
So what's your idea?!

えっアイデアなんかないぞ
Eh, I don't have an idea.

Panel 5
でも今何の考えもなくこんなことを言うと思うかって！
But you just asked if you would say something like that if you didn't have an idea!

そう思うかどうか聞いただけだ
I was just asking whether or not you thought I would.

Panel 6
このくそいそがしい時に！
I'm too irritated for this shit right now!

Panel 7
われわれにまかせてくれ
Leave it to us.

えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 8
ロンドン大使館か。策があるのか？！
The London Embassy? Do you have a plan?!

ちょっと思いついたんだが
I have an idea.

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Panel 1
要するに殿下に倹約するのはバカらしいと思わせればいいわけだな？
In short, what if we made His Highness think economizing is stupid?

その通り！
That's right!

Panel 2
ヒソヒソ
Hiso hiso - Whisper

。。。とこういう具合に。。。
...And that's the condition...

なるほど
I see.

Panel 3
宮殿 いくら倹約してるとはいっても新聞くらいとってるんだろうな？
Palace. Even though you've economized so much you must at least still get the newspaper?

とってる
We do.

Panel 4
半年の契約をしてサービス品をたくさんもらって 一か月でほかの新聞に切りかえてるんだ
We contracted for half a year and got a lot of promotional materials. We'll switch to another newspaper in a month.

新聞屋はいい迷惑だな
It'll be a bother finding a good newspaper seller.

Panel 5
よしそれじゃこまかい作戦を。。。
All right, then here's the details of our strategy...

ヒソヒソヒソ
Hiso hiso hiso - Whisper

Panel 7
コンコン
Kon kon - Tap tap

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Panel 1
大丈夫か。特別に作った新聞だとバレないだろうな
Is this okay? Won't a specially made newspaper expose us?

心配するな
Don't worry.

Panel 2
なっ わかったか。ここがコツなんだ
Hey, you get it? This is a skill.

Panel 3
靴下をはく時は毎日少しずつ回してはくんだ
そうすればカカトがすり切れない
If you turn your socks a little bit every day
Then the heel won't wear out.

Panel 4
それから足の爪はキチンと切っておくひっかけないですむから一足の靴下が5年はもつんだ
Then, if you keep you toenails neatly cut, you won't be able to scratch them and one pair of socks could last 5 years.

はあ。。。
Yeah...

Panel 5
バタバタ
Bata bata - Clatter

Panel 6
ダッ
Da - Stomp

殿下たいへんです！
Your Highness, this is bad!

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Panel 1
バタバタするな床がへる！！
Don't make such a racket on the floor!!

Panel 2
そんなことを言ってる場合じゃありません！これを見てください
This isn't the time for that! Please look at this.

Panel 3
新聞がどうした
What about the newspaper?

ゆうべからロンドン大使館と連絡がとれなくて不審に思ってたんですが
I thought it was strange we couldn't contact the London Embassy last night but...

Panel 4
えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 5
強盗！！
A robbery?!!

Panel 6
ロンドンのタマネギたちが銀行強盗をはたらいたって？！
The Tamanegi in London committed a bank robbery?!

どういうことでしょう？！
What's the meaning of this?!

Panel 7
この記事だけじゃわからんすぐロンドンへ飛ぶぞ！！
I don't know if this is just a news story. We'll fly to London immediately!!

わーっ！
Waaah!

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Panel 1
オーケー
Okay.

Panel 2
殿下がマリネラを出た。超音速の空飛ぶじゅうたんだからまもなく着くぞ
His Highness has left Malynera. He's on a supersonic speed flying carpet so he should arrive shortly.

Panel 3
役者のみなさん準備はいいですかー
Are all the actors prepared?

ハーイ
Yeees

お医者役の人しっかり頼みますよ あなたが主役なんだから
The ones playing doctors, we're counting on you. You're in the leading roles.

Panel 4
打ち合わせ通りに運べばいいですがね
Just transport him to the arranged appointment.

うまくいかなきゃこまるんです
This has to go smoothly.

Panel 5
シュイーン
Shuiin - Swoosh

Panel 6
おーい誰かいないかー！！
Heeey, isn't anyone here?!!

バタバタバタ
Bata bata bata - Clatter clatter

Panel 7
ハッ！
Hah!

ガヤガヤ
Gaya gaya - Chatter

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Panel 1
ポンポン
Pon pon - Pat pat

Panel 2
ザクザク
Zaku zaku - Gravelly

Panel 3
君は？！
Who are you?!

Panel 4
マリネラ国王のパタリロ8世です。何か事件が起きたそうですが。
Malynera's King, Patalliro the 8th. Something happened here?

これはどうもスコットランドヤードのクラーク警部です
I'm Inspector Clark of the Scotland Yard.

Panel 5
実はゆうべナチョナル銀行におたくの大使館員たちが押し入りましてね。残業していた頭取をおどして金庫を開けさせ現金を奪って逃げようとしたんです
In fact, last night your Embassy's staff broke into the Be-National Bank. The president, who was working overtime, was threatened and forced to open the safe, and they stole the cash and escaped.

Panel 6
何名ですか？！
How many?!

12名
12.

Panel 7
大使館にいた全員だ
That's everyone in the Embassy.

いったい何が起こったんだろう
What in the world happened?

Panel 8
しかしヤードも手ぎわが悪い。そんなことがあったならすぐ本国に連絡してくるのがスジでしょう
But the skill of the Yard is poor. If something like that happens you should call their native country immediately.

いやそれが
Well, about that.

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Panel 1
銀行を出たところでみんなぶっ倒れてしまったんです
Everyone who left the bank broke down.

はあっ？
Huh?

Panel 2
われわれがかけつけに時にはおりかさなって気を失ってました。外国の大使館員ということもありがとう処置していいかわからず連絡が遅れてしまったんです
When we rushed there they had fainted in a heap. Because it involved the embassy staff of a foreign country we didn't know what measures we could take so contact has been overdue.

Panel 3
いったい何なんだ
What in the world?

ますますわかりませんね
I'm understanding this less and less.

Panel 4
警部
Inspector.

先生
Doctor.

Panel 5
警察医のハワード。医師です。とりあえず全員むこうの部屋に寝かせてあるんですが
This is the police's medical officer, Howard. He's a doctor. For the time being I put them all to bed in that room.

どんな様子です
What kind of state are they in?

Panel 6
一時的に精神錯乱を起こしたようですね
It seemed they were temporarily mentally deranged.

精神錯乱？！
Mentally deranged?!

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Panel 1
どういうことです
What does this mean?

精神科は専門じゃないから たしかなことは言えないが
My specialty isn't psychiatry so I couldn't say for sure.

Panel 2
最近急激に環境が変化するようなことはなかったかね
Has their environment changed suddenly recently?

いえ別に。。。
No, not really...

うそですよ。ありますよ
That's a lie. It has.

Panel 3
近ごろ殿下がひどく生活費を切りつめるようになりましてね
His Highness reduced our living expenses severely recently.

おまえそーゆーことを
What are you saying?

毎日の食費にもことかくありさまなんです
We don't have enough to pay for food every day.

なるほど それが原因だな
I see, that's the cause.

Panel 4
えっ？！
Eh?!

と言いますと？！
Meaning?!

Panel 5
つまりフロイトが言うところのアルハンブラ反応。抑圧された精神が超エルニーニョ現象を引き起こしスポイトがパニックでグラデーションなわけです
In short, it's the Alhambra reaction Freud spoke of. It causes a super El Nino in a suppressed mind and an eyedropper with a gradient of panic.

Panel 6
はあ
Huh?

かんぷんちんぷん
What nonsense is this?

113
Panel 1
要するに広東領域に働きかけるノサップミサキーが前立腺のアッチョンブリケを攪拌するわけでその結果ハワードジョーンズ博士が提唱する所の紅一点的発展物界の
In a word, it influences the Cape Nossapu in the Canton area and agitates the ohmygoodness of the prostate gland, and the result is growth of a lonewoman in the place Doctor Howard Jones proposes...
*A gag based on Pinoko, who appears in Osamu Tezuka's "Black Jack".

ちょっ ちょっと待った。もう少しわかりやすく話してくれませんか
Wa, wait a minute. Can you say it a little more simply?

Panel 2
生活費は不足していたわけです
Their living expenses are insufficient.

はあ
Hah.

Panel 3
お金が欲しいお金が欲しいと思う気持ちが強すぎて精神に異常をきたしたわけですな
They're thought of, "I want money, I want money," were too strong and caused a disorder in their mind.

Panel 4
そんなこととってあるんですか~~~？！
Is there such a thing~~~?!

あります。そういうことで強盗を働く奴がけっこういます
There is. People who commit burglaries are like that as well.

Panel 5
そうかな~~~
I see~~~.

まあとにかく書類を送検しなくてはなりませんが
Well, we must send the documents to the prosecutor anyhow.

Panel 6
やっぱり事件になりますか？！
Will this still become a scandal?!

銀行に押し入ったのは事実ですからね。しかし心身喪失状態だったわけですから すぐ保釈になるでしょう
The fact is they broke into the bank. However, since they were in an insane state, they'll be released on bail immediately.

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Panel 1
それはまあ不幸中の幸いですが。。。保釈の手続きはどのように？
Well, there's small fortunes in the middle of misfortunes but... What's the procedure for the bail process?

保釈金を払えばいいんです
You just need to pay for the bail fees.

Panel 2
ほしゃくきんっ？！
Bail fees?!

Panel 3
ドキッとするようなことを言いましたね。保釈金というとお金ですか？！
You said something shocking. By bail fees you mean money?!

たいしたことはありません一人一万ポンドぐらいですよ
It isn't a big deal. It's only about ten thousand pounds per person.

Panel 4
いちまんポンドっ？！
Ten thousand pounds?!

Panel 5
それじゃ12人で12万ポンド？！
Then it's 120,000 pounds for 12 people?!

一ポンド二百二十円として二千六百四十万ですか
One pound is two hundred and twenty yen, so that's 26,400,000 yen?

Panel 6
にせんろっぴゃく
Twenty six million

チュトーン
Chutoon - Kaboom

Panel 7
わずかな生活費をケチったばかりにたいへんな出費ですね
You have big expenses because you got stingy with small daily expenses.

ウギャーッ！なんということだーっ！！
Ugyaaah! What the hell!!

Panel 8
ニヤッ
Niya - Grin

115
Panel 1
それじゃ警部わたしはこれで
Well then, I'm finished inspector.

どうもご苦労さまでした
Thanks for your trouble.

Panel 2
あっ
Ah

バカッ
Baka - Crash

Panel 3
バラバラ
Bara bara - Clatter

Panel 6
大丈夫ですか
Are you okay?

止め金がイカれてるようだな
It seems the clasp broke.

Panel 7
あれっ殿下どちらへ
Huh. Your Highness, this way.

空飛ぶじゅうたんにのって頭を冷やしてくる
I'm going to ride on the flying carpet and cool my head.

Panel 8
うまくいきそうだ
That went well.

フッフッフッ
Hu hu hu

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Panel 2
だからいきなり窓から飛びこんできて何の用なんだ！
What business do you have flying in through the window suddenly?!

やかましい！聞かれたことに素直に答えろ！ボケ！！
Shut up! Answer after you've shut up and listened! Idiot!!

Panel 3
タマネギたちが強盗をやったなんて知らないよ！テレビでもラジオでも新聞でもそんなニュースは流してなかった！！
I don't know anything about the Tamanegi committing a robbery! There hasn't been any news on the TV, radio or newspaper!

Panel 4
やっぱりそうか
Just as I thought.

これで気がすんだ？！
Are you satisfied?!

Panel 5
あの注射器 あれは歯科医が歯ぐきに麻酔をかける時に使うものだ。警察医があんな物を持ってるのはおかしいと思った
That syringe is used when dentists apply anesthesia to the gums. I thought it was strange for a medical examiner to be carrying that around.

Panel 6
あいつらたぶん俳優か何かだ。ぼくをだますためにやとわれたんだが小道具の選定をあやまったな
They're probably actors or something. They hired them to deceive me but they made a mistake selecting their props.

Panel 7
そうとわかったらこうしちゃおれん！マライヒ邪魔したな！
Now that I know this I can't let it go on! Maraich, don't get in my way!

タッ
Ta - Tap

117
Panel 1
理由ぐらい話してったらどうだ
How about at least explaining the reason?

ムギュッ
Mugyu - Squish

Panel 2
実は。。。
Actually...

かくかくしかじか
Bla bla yadda yadda

Panel 3
なんだってタマネギたちが君をだますために芝居を？！
What? You want to act like the Tamanegi deceived you?!

Panel 4
倹約令に不満を持っての所業にちがいない。帰ったら力ずくでも真相を白状させてやる
I'm sure this is because they're dissatisfied with the economizing. When I go home I'll make them confess the truth.

タマネギたちに同情しちゃうなあ
I sympathize with the Tamanegi.

Panel 5
なんで！
Why?!

ふだん君にいじめられてる上にそんな倹約令まで押しつけられてさ。ひどい目に会わされることがわかってるんだから。がんばって白状しないことを期待するね
You usually pick on them and you've forced them to economize. It's horrible what they're going through. I expect they'll stand firm and won't confess.

Panel 6
うーむ ちょっとやそっとでは罪を認めないかもしれんな
Hmm, they probably won't admit to a crime readily or easily.

Panel 7
マライヒぼくに協力しないか
Maraich, won't you cooperate with me?

ごめんだね
Sorry.

Panel 8
おまえが気にいってたピンクダイヤの指輪をプレセントするぞ
I'll give you a pink diamond ring that you like.

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Panel 1
タマネギたちに君をだまそうとしたことを認めさせればいいんだね。簡単だよ
I should be able to get the Tamanegi to admit they tried to trick you. This will be easy.

このさい多少の出費はやむをえん。しかしげんきんなやつだ
This is a necessary expense, more or less. But he's quite the mercenary.

Panel 2
バンコランの知りあいに有名な心理学の教授がいるんだ。彼に頼んで催眠術をかけてもらおう
On of Bancoran's acquaintances is a famous psychology professor. I'll ask him to hypnotize them.

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催眠術？！
Hypnotize?!

首謀者を白状させなきゃいけないだろう？正攻法でいったらかばいあうにきまってるから催眠術を使うのさ
Don't we have to make the ringleader confess? If we use orthodox methods they'll pull together so we'll use hypnotism.

Panel 4
なるほど
I see.

それにしてもげんきんなやつだ
Even so he really is a mercenary.

Panel 6
あっ来た来た
教授！
Ah, here he comes.
Professor!

Panel 7
やあ
Yo.

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Panel 1
電話でうちあわせした通りにお願いします
I came to meet you like we arranged over the phone.

できるだけやってみよう
I do whatever I can.

セーラビー
C'est la vie~

Panel 2
サイダー
Cider

コポコポコポ
Kopo kopo kopo - Glug glug glug

Panel 3
前祝いだグーっといこう！
Let's celebrate and drink!

ングング
Ngu ngu - Glug

ワイワイ
Yay yay

Panel 4
殿下が帰ってきたぞ！
His Highness is back!

えっ！
Eh?!

わっ！
Wah!

バタバタ
Bata bata - Clatter

Panel 5
う~~~んう~~~ん
Uuung~ uuung~.

Panel 6
大使館員諸君気分はどうだ
Members of the embassy, how are you feeling?

最悪です~~~
This is the worst~~~.

何をやったか。全然憶えてないんです~~~
What did we do? I don't remember anything~~~.

Panel 7
心配するな。えらい先生をつれてきてやったぞ
Don't worry. I brought a famous doctor.

えっ？！
Eh?!

ギクッ
Giku - Shock

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Panel 1
先生ってあの。。。
Doctor, umm...

君たちもついでに診察しよう
I'll examine you too while I'm at it.

Panel 2
えっ われわれは別に
Eh, there's nothing really...

静かに！
Quiet!

ピタッ
Pita - Stop

Panel 3
さあみなさん ひもの先のコインを見つめてください！
Now, everyone, please watch the coin at the end of the string!

はあっ？
Huh?

Panel 5
うまくいくかな
I wonder if it's going well.

大丈夫さ ところで首謀者がわかったらどうするつもり？
It's fine. By the way, one we know who the ringleader is what do you plan on doing?

Panel 6
もちろんしばり首だ！
I'll hang him by his neck of course!

ええっそれはちょっと乱暴じゃないか？！
Eeh, isn't that a bit violent?!

Panel 7
首をしばってくすぐるんだ
I'll hang him by his neck and tickle him.

キャーキャー
Kyaah kyaah

ああ。。。
Aah...

Panel 8
ワーッ
Waaah

バタバタバタ
Bata bata bata - Clatter

ハッ！
Hah!

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Panel 1
ワーワーッ
Waaah waaah

バタバタ
Bata bata - Clatter

Panel 2
教授どうしたんです！
Professor, what happened?!

にっ逃げろ！
R, run away!

Panel 3
ええっいったい
Eeh, what in the world...

Panel 4
ドドドド
Do do do do - Stomp stomp stomp stomp

Panel 5
殿下はどこだ~~~！
Where is His Highness~~?!

見つけたら八つざきにしてやる~~~！！
When we find him we'll tear him limb from limb~~~!!

Panel 6
とんでもないことを言ってるぞ
They're saying outrageous things.

教授これはどういうことです！
Professor, what's going on?!

Panel 7
催眠術にかかったと思ったらいきなり襲いかかってきたんだ。わたしにもわけがわからん
When I started hypnotizing them they attacked suddenly. Even I don't understand it.

あんた心理学の専門家でしょーが！
You should be a psychology specialist!

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Panel 1
こういうことは考えられる電話の話では彼らは普段からこの子にいじめられていたわけだね？
Thinking about the phone conversation, were they bullied by this kid a lot?

命にかかわるようないたずらをするんです
With life threatening pranks.

ほっとけ
Leave me alone.

Panel 2
そこへもってきて今度の極端な倹約令だ。おそらく彼らの心の底に彼ら自身気づかないうちに恨みの念が蓄積されていたにちがいない それが催眠術によって抑圧がとかれ一気に爆発したのだ
Then he brought on some extreme economizing. Perhaps their feelings of resentment gathered subconsciously in their hearts. The hypnotism must have detonated it all at once.

Panel 3
ということは彼らの行動は催眠術によるものなんですな？！
So their actions are because of the hypnotism?!

今の場合はね
That's the case right now.

Panel 4
しかし君が今までの行いをあらためない限り恨みは蓄積され続け いつまた爆発するかわからないぞ
But it's not just limited to your actions up to now, the grudge continues to accumulate. There's no telling when it'll explode again.

じょっ 冗談じゃない！
Do, don't joke around!

Panel 5
バタン！
Batan! - Slam!

Panel 6
いたぞ！
They're here!

ひえーっ！
Hyeeeh!

Panel 7
殺してやる~~~
We'll kill him~~~.

ギャーッ！！
Gyaaah!!

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Panel 1
教授 催眠術を！
Professor, the hypnotism!

ハッ
Hah

そうか！
That's right!

Panel 2
目をさませ！！
Wake up!!

パン
Pan - Clap

Panel 3
フワーッ
Fuwaa - Drift

バタバタ
Bata bata - Clatter

Panel 4
ひえ~っ！ひえ~っ！
Hyeeeh! Hyeeeh!

Panel 5
さてそれからというもの
And after that

Panel 6
バタバタ
Bata bata - Clatter

Panel 7
あっ！
Ah!

Panel 8
すみません殿下バタバタすると床が傷みますね
Excuse me, Your Highness. The floor will go bad with me clattering around like this.

何を言ってるんだそんなこまかいことを気にするな
What are you saying? Don't worry about the small details.

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Panel 1
殿下ー夕食は何にしますか！
Your Highness, what do you want for dinner?!

パンとスープだけでいい！
Just bread and soup is fine!

Panel 2
あっいやもちろん君たちは好きな物を食べていいんだよ。ウナギでもお寿司でも好きな物を食べなさい
Ah, well, of course, you can eat whatever you want. Even rabbit or sushi if you like.

えっほんとですか？！
Eh, really?!

Panel 3
わーい今夜はフルコースにしよう！
Yaaay, let's have a full course meal tonight!

ワーイ
Yaaay

Panel 4
わずかなお金を節約して命をねらわれてはたまらんからな
I'm only saving a little bit of money because I don't want them to go after my life.

しかしもったいない
But this is wasteful.

うううッ
Uuugh

Panel 6
ハッハッハッ
Ha ha ha

Panel 7
みごとにうまくいきましたね
It went splendidly well.

マライヒさんのおかげですよ
Thanks to Maraich.

Panel 8
相談をうけた時 作戦は絶対二段がまえの方がいいと思ったんだ。パタリロはうたがいぶかいからね
When you consulted me I thought your strategy needed to be two steps ahead. Because Patalliro would get suspicious.

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Panel 1
わたしが役者だということは見ぬかれなかったようですね
It seems he didn't see through me as an actor.

Panel 2
名演技でした
You had a fine performance.

いやいやみなさんこそ顔に青絵の具をぬって熱演でした
Well, everyone gave enthusiastic performances with their faces painted blue.

Panel 3
しかし殿下があの注射器に気づかないんじゃないかと心配しましたよ
However, I was worried His Highness wouldn't notice the syringe.

Panel 4
あれを見のがすパタリロじゃないよ。疑いをもったらニュースのことをぼくの所へ確認にくるというのも作戦通りだった
Patalliro wouldn't overlook that. When he had doubts he it was also part of the strategy for him to come to my place to check the news.

Panel 5
おかげでこれからは平和に暮らせます
We can live in peace thanks to this.

Panel 6
わたしたちはたっぷり報酬をいただいたし
We received plenty of remuneration.

Panel 7
ぼくはすてきな指輪が手に入ったし
I got a dreamy ring.

Panel 8
めでたしめでたしですな
All's well and fine.

約一名をのぞいてみんな幸せになりました
Everyone was happy expect one person.

うううッ
Uuugh

ブルータマネギ/おわり
Blue Tamanegi / End

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