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ロリコンヒューイット
パタリロ!150
Lolicon Hewitt
Patalliro! 150

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Panel 1
あれっ？
Huh?

Panel 5
ガヤガヤ
Gaya gaya - Chatter chatter

Panel 6
そうじゃない。それはあっちだ。そっちじゃない
That's not right. That goes over there. Not there.

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Panel 1
これはこっちですね。
This goes here, right?

いや ちがう それはあっちだ
No, wrong, that goes over there.

Panel 2
あっちですか。
Over there?

こっちだ
Here.

Panel 3
どっちなんです！
Which is it?!

マッチ
Match
*In Japanese, the word for "match" rhymes with "kocchi" and "acchi", which can be used for "here" and there".

Panel 4
でっち
Apprentice.
*"Decchi".

Panel 5
コッチ
Koch.

Panel 6
はっ？
Huh?

ニューヨークのコッチ市長
Mayor Koch of New York.

顔をよく知らない
He doesn't know his face well.

Panel 7
まじめにやってください！
Please work seriously!

大掃除の指揮をするのに わざわざマリネラから出てこなくてもいいのに
Even though he ordered for a major cleanup, he didn't need to come from Malynera especially for it.

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Panel 1
国にいたら邪魔にされるんだろう
He gets in the way in the country.

こっちでも邪魔だよ
He gets in the way here, too.

ただいまーおやつを買ってきたよー
I'm back. I brought afternoon refreshments~.

Panel 2
わーい！ぼくはたいやき！
Yaaay! I got the fish-shaped pancake filled with bean jam!

ぼくは甘納豆！
I got the sugared red beans!

ぼくはしおから！
I got the salted fish!

ウエッ
Yay

Panel 3
殿下 雪見だいふくがなかったので雪見カレーパンを買ってきました
Your Highness, there wasn't yukimi daifuku so I bought you yukimi curry bread.
*"Yukimi Daifuku" is an ice-cream in Japan. It translates to "snow viewing rice cake". It's vanilla ice-cream wrapped in a rice cake.

なんだ そりゃ
What is that?

Panel 4
ムリッ
Muri - Snap

Panel 5
カレーパンのカレーの中にアイスクリームが点々と
Curry bread has curry inside with bits of ice-cream here and there.

Panel 6
モグモグ
Mogu mogu - Munch munch

Panel 7
ほお これはなかなかおいしい
Hoh, this is extremely delicious.

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Panel 1
わけないだろっ！
Not!

ゴン！
Gon! - Pow!

Panel 2
甘納豆をよこせ！
Hand over the sugared red beans!

やですよ~~~！
No~~~!

あいたた
Ow ow

Panel 3
それはそうと殿下 何か聞いてませんか
By the way, Your Highness, did you hear about anything?

えっ 何を？
Eh, what?

Panel 4
このロンドン大使館のそばに アメリカの大使館があるでしょう。あそこでヒューイットさんを見たような気がしたんですが
Near this London embassy there's an American embassy. I think I saw Mr. Hewitt there.

Panel 5
ヒューイット？！
Hewitt?!

Panel 6
ブッブーッ
Bu buu - Vroo vroo

パッパーッ
Pa paa - Vrn vrrn

Panel 7
フウー
Phew

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Panel 1
ザワザワ
Zawa zawa - Chatter chatter

ガヤガヤ
Gaya gaya - Chatter chatter

Panel 2
たいくつだなぁ
I'm bored.

Panel 3
やれやれ
Geez.

Panel 4
おっ
Oh.

Panel 6
大使 すみません。お茶を飲んできていいですか？
Ambassador, excuse me. May I have some tea?

えっ また？今朝から三度目じゃないか？
Eh, again? Isn't that the third time this morning?

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Panel 1
お茶が好きなもので
I love tea.

ふーん まぁかまわんが
Hnn. Well, I don't care.

Panel 2
すぐ戻ります
I'll come back soon.

タタッ
Ta ta - Tap tap

Panel 3
ヒョイ
Hyoi - Pop

Panel 4
ふーむ
Hmm.

Panel 5
フラフラさせといていいんですか？
Is it okay to let him slack off?

とくに仕事があるわけじゃないんだからかまわんだろう
There's no particular work so I don't care.

Panel 6
CIAがなぜここに？
Why is the CIA here?

とばされたんだよ
He was transferred.

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Panel 1
とばされた？！
Transferred?!

Panel 2
なんでも かわいい女の子にみとれてて大物スパイをとり逃がしたらしいんだ
Well, it seems he was fascinated by a cute girl and let an important spy get away.

なんとまあ
Wow, what?

Panel 3
本部のバリバリの現役が大使館づとめだよ。こりゃ 左遷以外のなにものでもないさ
He's been placed in the Embassy as an hard active worker of headquarters. This is more of a demotion than anything else.

Panel 4
各国のアメリカ大使館にはFBIが数人 CIAが二 三人 必ず派遣されてるそうですからな
I've heard there's several FBI agents in each of America's embassies in each country, and a few CIA agents are always dispatched.

そんな人物にいきなり仕事をさせるのも気の毒だから しばらく遊ばせといてやろうと思ってるんだ
It's pitiful making such people work suddenly so I thought I'd let him play for awhile.

Panel 5
おやさしいことで
That's suspicious.

いやいや
No, no.

ハッハッ
Ha ha.

Panel 6
ん？
Hn?

Panel 7
おい わしは誰と話してたんだ？
Hey, who was I talking to?

はあ？
Huh?

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Panel 3
かわいい
Cute.

Panel 4
おまちどうさまでした
Sorry for the wait.

コトン
Koton - Clink

ん
Nn.

Panel 5
グッ
Gu - Glug

Panel 6
ゲロ
Gero - Croak

えっ？
Eh?

Panel 7
わーっ ペッペッ何だこれは！！
Waaah, peh, peh, what is this?!!

コーヒーフロッグ
Coffee frog.

Panel 8
注文したのはコーヒーフロートだ！
I ordered a coffee float!

さよけ
I see.

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Panel 1
わっ！！
Wah!!

Panel 2
聞いたぞ。 おまえ左遷されたんだってな
I heard. That you were demoted.

わーっ！わーっ！
Waaah! Waaah!

Panel 3
女の子にみとれて仕事をしくじるとはとんでもない奴だ
You were fascinated with a girl and made an outrageous blunder on your job.

いっ 一番会いたくない人物に会ってしまった！
I, I met the person I least wanted to see!

Panel 4
お嬢ちゃん 気をつけなさい。変質者がねらってるよ
Young lady, be careful. A pervert is targeting you.

わーっ！！
Waaah!!

Panel 5
ドカッ！
Doka! - Thump!

Panel 6
何てことを言うんだ！
What are you saying?!

ほんとじゃないか
Isn't it true?

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Panel 1
わたしは変質者ではない！
I'm not a pervert!

Panel 2
いい年こいた大人が小さい子の尻を追い回してれば 立派な変質者じゃわい！
An adult of your age chasing after young girls is a full-grown pervert!

Panel 3
大人がかわいい女の子に興味をもつなという法律があるか！
Is there a law against an adult being interested in a cute girl?!

Panel 4
道徳の問題だ！！
It's a moral problem!!

Panel 5
どーもあの子には迫力負けする
I lost intensely to that kid.

毎日かわいい子がパーラーに入るのを見届けては 近くに寄って観賞してるんだろう。いい身分だな
You can be sure cute kids will come into the parlor every day, so you can get close to them and admire them. It's a good position.

Panel 6
ちっ ちがうわたしはそんなことはしていない！
N-no, I don't do anything like that!

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Panel 1
じゃあ 何をやってたんだ
Then what are you doing?

つっ つまり。。。仕事！仕事だ！
In, in short... it's work! It's work!

Panel 2
仕事~？何の~？
Work~? How~?

あああ。。。
Aaah...

Panel 3
あああ。。。
Aaah...

Panel 4
ああっ 見ろ。落書きだ！
Aah, look! Graffiti!

おお！
Ooh!

Panel 5
それで~？
And~?

あああ。。。
Aaah...

Panel 6
あっ？！
Ah?!

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Panel 1
ちょちょっと！
W-wait!

Panel 2
ほら あれ！
Look, there!

Panel 4
落書きにそっくりな人物がいる！
He's the spitting image of the person in the graffiti!

いるな
He is.

Panel 5
怪しいだろう？！
Isn't that suspicious?!

えっ？
Eh?

Panel 6
つまり 何か不審なことがないかと双眼鏡で見ていたら 落書きにそっくりな人間がパーラーに入っていった！これは怪しいと思って見張っていたんだ！ 
In short, I saw something suspicious when I was looking through my binoculars; a person just like that graffiti went into the parlor! I thought that was suspicious and came to keep an eye on him!

Panel 7
言うにことかいて よくもまあ。。。
That's not a nice thing to say, how dare he...

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Panel 1
あの人を見張ってたのが仕事だと言うんだな
You're saying it's your job to watch that man?

そうとも！どんなささいなことでも 気になることは調べるのが情報員の役目なのだ！
Right! No matter how slight, it's an information agent's job to investigate something worrisome!

Panel 2
今日だけか？
Just today?

とんでもない。不審な人物は毎日見張ってるとも！
No way! I have to watch for suspicious characters every day!

Panel 3
そんなに毎日不審な人間がいるのか？
Are there suspicious people every day?

いるいる！ロンドンには はいてすてるほどいるぞ！
There are, there are! London had all too many of them!

Panel 4
明日も？
Tomorrow, too?

もちろん見張るとも！
Of course I'll be watching!

Panel 5
ニヤッ
Niya - Grin

Panel 6
また会おう
We'll meet again.

Panel 8
絶対明日も来るな
I definitely can't come tomorrow.

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Panel 1
翌日
The Next Day

Panel 2
困った
I'm worried.

Panel 3
きのうはあんなことを言ったが 怪しい人間がそうヘコヘコ歩いてるわけもないし。。。
He said that yesterday but I don't see any suspicious people loitering about...

Panel 4
やっ！
Yo!

Panel 5
ヒューイット君がんばって見張っとるかね
Is Hewitt doing his best standing watch?

ガッハッハッ
Gahaha

Panel 6
ごらんの通りだ
As you see.

そうそう。あんなことを言った。てめえ ポーズだけでもとらんとな
Yes, yes. You said that. At least you're not posing.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 7
誰だ あの子は
Who is that kid?

さあ
Who knows?

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Panel 1
ボーズではない。情報員としての任務をまっとうしているのだ！
I'm not posing. I'm fulfilling my duty as an information agent!

まっとうしている所で 不審な人物はみつかったか？
Did you find any suspicious people while fulfilling it?

Panel 2
ロンドンにはゴロゴロしてるんだろう？
Is London idle?

それは。。。
That's...

Panel 3
みつかった？
Did you find anyone?

ううっ！
Uugh!

Panel 4
えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 5
おお あれは？！
Ooh, what is that?!

どうした！
What is it?!

Panel 6
落書きが消えている
The graffiti vanished.

Panel 7
ポスターをはりかえたんだ！
The poster was replaced!

ああそうか
Aah, I see.

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Panel 1
おおっ！
Ooh!

どうした！
What is it?!

Panel 2
新しい落書きが！
There's new graffiti!

Panel 3
落書きからはなれんか！
Stop with the graffiti!

おや？
Oh?

Panel 7
おい パーラーを見てみろ！
Hey, look in the parlor!

双眼鏡なんぞいらんわい
I don't need binoculars.

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Panel 1
見えるのか？！
You can see it?!

ぼくの目の機能を知らんな
You don't know my eye function.

Panel 2
目の機能？
Eye function?

グリグリ
Guri guri - Twist

Panel 3
カポン
Kapon - Squish

Panel 4
ジーッ
Jii- Whirr

カシャッ
Kasha - Ching

Panel 5
ジーッ
Jii - Whirr

カシャッ
Kasha - Ching

Panel 6
おのれはターミネーターか！！
Are you the terminator?!!

まあ これは冗談として
Well, it was a joke.

カポッ
Kapo - Squish

Panel 7
ぼくは視力が5・0あるのだ
My eyesight is 5/0.

どこが冗談なんだー！！
How is that a joke?!!

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Panel 1
えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 4
おい今日も落書きとそっくりな客がいるじゃないか！
Hey, the graffiti today looks just like a customer, too!

そうなんだ
It does.

Panel 5
偶然か？！
Is it a coincidence?!

Panel 6
偶然にしてはできすぎている
It's too much to be an accident.

いったい どういうことだ！
What in the world does this mean?!

Panel 8
今 席を立ったのは大使館の人間だ。ここの連中はよくあそこでお茶を飲むんだが。。。
Just now a person from the embassy left his seat. People here often drink tea there but...

Panel 9
ハッ
Hah

Panel 10
大使！
The ambassador!

えっ？！
Eh?!

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Panel 1
わたしがこちらに栄転してきた時おかしなことをおっしゃいましたね！
When I was promoted here he told me something strange!

人間いい方にまわりたがるものだなあ
People seem to like to say things more favorably.

Panel 2
んこっ！
Nko! - Clonk!

Panel 3
つまり ここの機密が外部にもれていると
In short, if classified information from here has leaked out...

しっ！
Sh!

Panel 4
ガヤガヤ
Gaya gaya - Chatter chatter

Panel 5
めったなことを言わんでくれそういう疑いがあるだけで確証はないのだ！
Don't say thoughtless things. There's no proof, just suspicions!

Panel 6
聞いたか？！
Did  you hear?!

左遷のことか？
About your demotion?

Panel 7
栄転だったな。機密漏洩がどうしたって？
It was a promotion. About the leakage of top secret information?

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Panel 1
何か関係があるかもしれない
It's probably related.

Panel 2
えっ パーラーの客と機密漏洩事件が？！
Eh, you think the parlor guests and leakage of classified information are?!

Panel 3
思いすごしかもしれないが 情報員の第六感が何かあると告げているんだ
I'm probably making too much of it but my sixth sense as an information agent is telling me something.

Panel 4
カチッ
Kachi - Click

Panel 5
文書課？ヒューイットだがリーガルを上へよこしてくれ
Correspondence Department? This is Hewitt; send Regal up here.

Panel 6
リーガルはわたしと同じCIAの人間なんだ
Regal is a CIA agent like me.

Panel 7
やっぱり左遷されたのかと言いたいがンコ！のダブルパンチはきついのでだまっている
I want to say he was demoted, too, but I'll stay quiet since a double 'Clonk!' would hurt.

Panel 8
お呼びになりましたか
You called for me?

Panel 9
ちょっと来てくれ。あそこに顔に傷のある男がいるだろう
Come here a bit. A man with injuries on his face is there.

ええ
Yeah.

Panel 10
パーラーへ行ってあいつを見張ってほしいんだ
I want you to go to the parlor to watch that man.

えっ なぜ？
Eh, why?

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Panel 1
わけはあとで話す誰かと接触したらすぐ連絡してくれ
I'll tell you the reason later. If someone contacts to him call me immediately.

はあ
All right.

Panel 2
大使館内にスパイがいるとしたら これ以上の連絡場所はないな。まさか目の前で悪事を働いているとは誰も思うまい
If there's a spy inside the embassy, we don't have any connection beyond this. No one will think he's committing the crime under their noses.

燈台も下は暗しだな
The base of the lighthouse is dark.

Panel 3
あの落書きが接触の用意があるという合図なんだ。スパイはあれを見てパーラーへ行き情報を渡すわけだな
The graffiti is the signal that they're prepared for contact. A spy goes to the parlor, and passes over the information.

Panel 4
なーるほど 合図と同時に連絡員の特徴を。。。
I see. It's a signal and at the same time shows the contact person's features...

Panel 5
ちょっと待てよ。ぼくはスパイ活動には素人だが連絡員なんてそんなにたくさん使うものか？
Wait a minute. I'm an amateur but would so many contact men be used?

いや せいぜい二・三人だろう。あまり多いと秘密が守りにくい
No, at most there will be a few people. If there were too many it would be difficult to keep it secret.

Panel 6
おかしいじゃないか。二・三人が かわりばんこに来ているなら顔は知ってるはずだ。特徴を書きしるす必要はないだろう
Isn't that strange? If a few people alternate between coming, they should know what their faces look like. They wouldn't need to draw any special features.

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Panel 1
それもそうだな
You have a point.

Panel 3
ヒューイット！なんか知らんがリーガルがあわくってるぞ！
Hewitt! I don't know why but Regal is flustered!

Panel 4
えっ
Eh?

Panel 5
ザワザワ
Zawa zawa - Chatter chatter

Panel 6
あいつを見てください！
Please look at him!

Panel 9
ああっ？！
Aah?!

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Panel 1
ファンファンファン
Fan fan fan - Woo woo woo

Panel 2
いったいどうしたんだ。状況を細大もらさず話してみろ
What in the world happened? Tell me the circumstances without leaving out any details.

はっ。。。
Yes...

Panel 3
言いつけ通り奴を見張るために大使館を出ました窓ぎわに座っていたので道路のあちら側からでも動きは手にとるように見えました
So that I could watch the guy like you ordered, I left the embassy and and he was sitting in a place by the window so I was able to see it perfectly even from the side of the road.

ブッブーッ
Bu buu - Vroo vroo

パーッ
Paa - Vrr

Panel 4
車の流れがとぎれるのを待っている間 少し時間がありましたが その間に奴はウエイターに水を頼みました ポケットからピルケースをとりだしましたから薬でも飲むつもりだったんでしょう
There was a little bit of time while waiting for a pause in the flow of cars, but in that time the guy asked the waiter for a water. He took out a pill case from his pocket, so he was planning on taking medicine or something.

Panel 5
ようやく車がとぎれたので道路を渡ろうと足をふみだしたとたん
When there was finally a pause between cars so I could cross the road, I'd just taken a step forward.

Panel 6
ビシッ
Bishi - Crack

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Panel 2
ファンファンファン
Fan fan fan - Woo woo woo

Panel 3
弾痕から考えて 犯人は君のすぐそばにいたんじゃないのか？
Considering the bullet hole, was the criminal very close to you?

すぐあたりを見回しましたが それらしい人物は。。。
I looked around immediately but there wasn't anyone suitable for that...

Panel 4
犯人がそれらしい格好をして歩いているわけもあるまい。サイレンサーの発射音は？
There's no reason someone would be walking around looking like a criminal. Did you hear the firing of a silencer?

気がつきませんでした
I didn't notice any.

Panel 5
しょうがないな
It can't be helped.

おやっ？！
Oh?!

Panel 6
ヒューイット見てみろ！
Hewitt, look!

どうした！
What is it?!

Panel 7
ピッ
Pi - Rip

Panel 8
ピーッ
Pii - Tear

Panel 9
あっ！
Ah!

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Panel 2
変装してたのか！
It was a disguise!

おっ！
Oh!

Panel 3
よく見ろ こいつにヒゲとメガネをつけると きのうの男になるぞ
Look closely. If he put on a mustache and glasses he would become the man from yesterday.

Panel 4
何っ？！ということは
What?! That means...

連絡員は一人だったんだ
There was one contact.

Panel 5
おまえが言った通り。多くては秘密を守りにくいといって一人がしょっちゅうパーラーに出入りしていたら顔を憶えられるおそれがある
It's like you said. It's hard to keep a secret with a lot of people. If one person kept coming in and out of the parlor his face might be remembered.

Panel 6
そこで 変装のうまいこいつが顔を変えて連絡をとってたんだ。あの落書きは合図と同時にその日の変装の特徴を知らせてたんだ
So he used this excellent disguise to change his face and make contact. That scribble simultaneously told the characteristics of the disguise and was a signal.

なんということだ。。。
What the hell...

Panel 9
それは？
What's that?

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Panel 1
パカッ
Paka - Open

Panel 2
ああ それがピルケースか
Aah, this is a pill case?

パチッ
Pachi - Snap

リーガルガイシャは撃たれる前に薬を飲んだか？
Regal, did the victim take his medicine before being shot?

Panel 3
いえ ケースをとりだした直後でしたから そのヒマはなかったと思います
No, it was immediately after he took out his case, so he didn't have time.

パタリロ これが何に見える？
Patalliro, what can you see?

Panel 4
何ってピルケース
What? It's a pill case.

ピルケースと知らなければ？
If you didn't know it was a pill case?

Panel 5
ジーッ
Jii - Silence

Panel 6
どう見ても懐中時計だな
No matter how I look at it, it looks like a pocket watch.
*A reference to "The Emperor's Snuff-Box" by John Dickson Carr.

わたしもそう思う
I thought so, too.

Panel 7
リーガル 薬をとりだす前に しかもずいぶんはなれた所からよくこれがピルケースだとわかったな
Regal, how did you know this was a pill case before he took his medicine and, moreover, when you were so far away?

Panel 9
ハッ！
Hah!

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Panel 1
以前 ガイシャがここから薬をとりだすのを見たことがある者でなければわからないんじゃないか？
Wouldn't you know if you've seen the victim take out his medication from here before?

Panel 3
やる気か？
You want to try me?

ニヤッ
Niya - Grin

Panel 4
ボカッ
Boka - Pow

ぐっ！！
Guh!!

Panel 5
ドサッ
Dosa - Thud

Panel 6
サッ！
Sa! - Swish!

見ろ サイレンサーつきの拳銃だ！
Look! A silencer is attached to his pistol!

Panel 7
しかも火薬の匂いがする！そいつが犯人だ。つかまえろ！
Moreover, I can smell gunpowder! He's the criminal! Arrest him!

ワーッ
Waaah

Panel 8
いい所をを見せようと思ったのに~~~
Just when I was trying to look cool~~~.

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Panel 1
ひょうたんからこまとはこのことです。ヒューイットはひょんなことからリーガルがダブルスパイであることをあばき その功でめでたく本部に返り咲くことができました
*Like a horse coming from a gourd. Hewitt exposed Regal unexpectedly as a double agent and was able to go back to headquarters happily because of this achievement.
*This is a Japanese cliche that means something unexpected has happened.

Panel 2
CIAの人間が敵のスパイだったんですか
Was he an enemy spy of the CIA?

世の中 わからんもんだ
In this world who knows.

Panel 3
リーガルという奴ヒューイットにスパイ行為を見破られたと思い 連絡員の口を封じたんだが それが裏目に出たわけだな
I think that guy called Regal was keeping a close eye on Hewitt's espionage, and although he sealed the contact man's mouth it backfired on him.

天網かいかいかゆみにはムヒですね
Heaven's net is wide and coarse, yet nothing slips through.

Panel 4
殿下 アメリカ大使館から連絡が入ったんですが
Your Highness, you've received a message from the American Embassy.

なんだ
What?

Panel 5
ヒューイットさん今度はカンボジアに左遷されたそうです
It seems Hewitt has been demoted to Cambodia this time.

はあっ？！
Huh?!

Panel 6
町でかわいい女の子を見つけて しつこく言い寄ったら それがCIA長官のお孫さんだったんですって
It seems he stubbornly wooed a cute girl he found in town, who was the granddaughter of the director of the CIA.

Panel 7
あいつの病気だけは死んでもなおらんな
His illness will be the death of him.

チャンチャン
Chan chan - Ding ding

ロリコンヒューイット/おわり
Lolicon Hewitt / End

178
ワッハッハッ
Wahaha

そーです。わたしがシバイタロカはかせです
Yes. I'm Doctor Siewietlocke.

あっそー
Ah, I see.

パタリロ！34/おわり
Patalliro! 34 / End