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花とゆめCOMICS
Hana to yume comics

パタリロ!
Patalliro!

第36巻
Volume 36

魔夜峰央
Mineo MAYA

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目次
Table of Contents

正月の逆襲(パタリロ!156)。。。。5
New Year's Counterattack (Patalliro! 156) ..........5

人魚が出てきた日(パタリロ!157)。。。。35
The Day the Mermaid Came Out (Patalliro! 157) ..........35
*A reference to the film "The Day the Fish Came Out".

ザナドゥー(パタリロ!158)。。。。121
Xanadu (Patalliro! 158) ..........121

パタリロの謀略(パタリロ!159)。。。。151
Patalliro's Scheme (Patalliro! 159) ..........151

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正月の逆襲
パタリロ!156
New Year's Counterattack
Patalliro! 156

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Panel 1
常春の国マリネラ
A country of everlasting spring, Malynera.

Panel 2
んっ？！
Hn?!

Panel 3
えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 4
えっえっ？！
Eh eh?!

Panel 5
わーっ何だ。こりゃまっ白だー！！
Waaah, what is this? It's pure white!!

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Panel 1
手抜きか？！いやちがうこれには何か深い意味があるにちがいない！
Was this by omission?! No, no, this must have some deep meaning!

Panel 2
たとえば嵐の前の静けさを表わす文学的表現とか！きっとそうだそうに違いない！
For example, showing a literary representation of "the calm before the storm"! Surely that must be it!

Panel 3
ということは危険が近づいているということか！
Meaning danger is approaching!

キッ！
Ki! - Glare!

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Panel 1
うーむ。楽だからもう少し続けていたいがこのままでは映像がもたん
Hmm. Since this is easy I'd like to continue it for a bit, but like this there won't be any images.

Panel 2
モクッ
Moku - Smoke

Panel 3
んっ？！
Hn?!

Panel 4
モクモク
Moku moku - Smoke smoke

おおっ！
Ooh!

Panel 5
案の定 危険を象徴する黒雲があらわれた！これはいったい何を意味しているのか！！
Sure enough, black clouds symbolizing danger have appeared! What in the world does this mean?!!

モクモクモクモク
Moku moku moku moku - Smoke smoke smoke smoke

Panel 6
モクーッ
Mokuu - Smoooke

Panel 7
うわーっ！！
Uwaaah!!

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Panel 1
ガバッ
Gaba - Reel

Panel 2
ピチチチ
Pichichichi - Chirp chirp chirp

Panel 3
夢か
A dream?

ホーッ
Hooh

Panel 4
不気味な夢だった。悪いことが起こる前兆でなければいいが
That was a weird dream. I hope it's not a sign bad things will happen.

Panel 5
パッ
Pa - Pop

Panel 6
ぼくは朝の貴重な時間をむだにしない主義なのだ
I have a rule to make the most of my precious morning time.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 7
さてかぎりなくブラックに近いコーヒーで目をさますとしよう
Well then, shall I wake up with some coffee that's almost pitch black?

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Panel 1
まずネスカフェ赤ラベルをスプーン一杯入れて
First, I'll put in a spoonful of Nescafe with the red label.

Panel 2
次にミルクをカップの八分目までそそぎお湯をさす
Next, an eighth of a cup of milk and hot water.

Panel 3
う~~~ん ブラック
Mmm~~~, black.

カラン！
Karan! - Clink!

Panel 4
カラン？
Clink?

Panel 5
なんだこりゃ クルミじゃないか
What? Isn't this a walnut?
*In Japanese, "milk" is "miruku" and "walnut" is "kurumi".

Panel 6
ルーム係が何か勘ちがいしたなまったく
There must be a misunderstanding with the person in charge of the rooms. Really.

Panel 7
おーいだれかー！
Heeey, someone!

Panel 8
バサバサッ
Basa basa - Clatter clatter

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Panel 1
何事だ！！
What?!!

アプッ！
Apu! - Poof!

Panel 2
ありゃ カレンダー？！
Those are, calendars?!

Panel 4
わけがわからん
I don't get it.

Panel 5
ガチャガチャ
Gacha gacha - Clack clack

Panel 6
何をやってる
What are you doing?

あっ殿下 掃除機が故障したので修理してるんです
Ah, Your Highness, the vacuum cleaner broke down so I'm repairing it.

Panel 7
故障って？
It broke down?

なぜか灰を吹き出すんです
For some reason ashes were gushing out.

Panel 8
灰ー？
Ashes?

はい
Yes.
*In Japanese, "ashes" is "hai" and "yes" can be "hai".

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Panel 1
シャレか？
Is that a joke?

いえ。。。
No...

Panel 2
言っておくがぼくはそういう単純なギャグが一番嫌いだ
Just to let you know, I hate such simple gags the most.

すみませんもう一度やってください
I'm sorry, please do it again.

Panel 3
灰ー？
Ashes?

はい
Yes.

Panel 4
こもろ~~~
Komoro~~~

Panel 5
ギャグを発展させろという意味じゃなーい！
I didn't mean for you to develop the gag!

ボカボカ
Boka boka - Pow pow

Panel 7
これが吹き出した灰か？
Ash spurted out of this?

誰もそんな物を吸わせた覚えはないんですが
No one remembers sucking up something like that.

Panel 8
ぼくの科学力をもってすればこんな物
If I use my scientific abilities, like this...

ガチャガチャ
Gacha gacha - Clack clack

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Panel 1
よしいいぞ
All right, it's fine.

Panel 2
はっ？
Huh?

Panel 3
電気を流せ！
Turn on the electricity!

Panel 4
ゴーッ
Goo - Roooar

えっ？
Eh?

Panel 5
ザーッ
Zaa - Poour

キャーッ？！
Kyaaah?!

Panel 6
ゴイン！
Goin! - Whack!

Panel 7
ザーッ
Zaa - Poour

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Panel 1
今のは何なんだー！！
What is this now?!!

Panel 2
電気を流せと言ったら便器が流れてきた
When I said to turn on the electricity, the toilet overflowed.
*In Japanese, "denki" is "electricity", and "benki" is "toilet".

Panel 3
待てよ。ミルクのピッチャーにはクルミが おーい誰かと叫んだらカレンダーがたくさん つまり多いカレンダーが落ちてきた
Wait. There was a walnut in the pitcher of milk, when I said, "heeey, someone" there were a bunch of calendars; in short, "many" calendars fell.
*"Oi" can mean "hey" and "ooi" can mean "many". In Japanese, "calendar" is spelled "karendaa", and "someone" is "dareka".

Panel 4
きわめてまずいシャレのようなこの現象は。。。
This phenomenon is like an extremely bad joke...

Panel 5
灰を持ってついてこい！
Follow me with the ashes!

ダッ！
Da! - Tap!

Panel 6
わーっ 殿下こんな枯木に登らせてどうしろと言うんです！
Waaah, Your Highness, why did you tell me to climb this dead tree?!

Panel 7
灰をまけ！！
Scatter the ashes!!

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Panel 1
はっ？！
はあ！
Huh?!
Okay!

Panel 2
なんだって言うんだ
What is this about?

Panel 3
パアッ
Paa - Scatter

Panel 4
パッパッ
Pa pa - Pop pop

Panel 5
ありゃっ？！
What?!

Panel 6
やっぱり！
I knew it!

Panel 7
殿下これはいったいどういうことです？！
Your Highness, what in the world is the meaning of this?!

正直じいさんの灰は枯木に花を咲かせるんだ
The honest old man made the withered trees blossom with ashes.
*From the tale of "The Old Man Who Made The Trees Blossom".

Panel 8
えっ？
Eh?

掃除機が正直になったんだ！
The vacuum cleaner became honest!

Panel 9
わかりませ~~~ん
I don't understand~~~.

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Panel 1
なんでもいい！みんなを集めろ！！
It doesn't matter! Gather everyone!!

はいー！！
Yes sir!!

Panel 3
集まってもらったのはほかでもない。みんな今朝起きてから変わったことはないか
Everyone is gathered. Everyone, has anything strange happened this morning?

えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 4
と言うと殿下も？！
So Your Highness, too?!

何かあったか？！
Did something happen?!

Panel 5
実は今朝水を飲もうと思ったら
Actually, I thought I'd drink some water this morning...

キュッ
Kyu - Squeak

Panel 7
ニョロッ
Nyoro - Wiggle

Panel 8
キャーッ
Kyaaah!

聞かんでもわかる水のかわりにミミズが出てきたんだな
I don't need to ask; earthworms came out instead of water.
*In Japanese, "water" is "mizu" and "earthworms" is "mimizu".

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Panel 1
ぼくなんか朝食のオカズにサンマのひらきを焼こうとしたら
When I was going to bake a dried and opened pike fish as a side dish for breakfast...

ジュッ
Ju - Mist

Panel 2
ムクッ！
Muku! - Sit up!

Panel 3
えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 4
熱いじゃねーか。この野郎！
It's hot! You bastard!

ええっ？！
Eeh?!

Panel 5
オレを食おうってのか。おもしれえ！食ってもらおうじゃねえか！さあ食いやがれ！
You wanna eat me? Interestin'! I'll make you eat me! Now eat!

ええっ！ええっ！
Eeh?! Eeh?!

Panel 6
と こうなんです
And that's what happened.

なんだこりゃ
What is it?

サンマのひらき直りだ
A defiant pike.
*In Japanese, "dried and open fish" is "hiraki", and "defiant" is "hirakinaoru".

Panel 7
言葉が単なる記号ではなく物理的な力を持つ呪文として働いているんだ
A spell is working that makes words not just symbols, but have physical powers.

どういうことです？！
What does this mean?!

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Panel 1
つまり言葉にはそれ自体に不思議な力があるのだ。花と叫べば空間のある特性に作用して実際に花が現われると言ったような。。。
In short, words have a mysterious power. It's said if you shout "flower" in a vacuum it will effect the characteristics and a flower will actually appear...

Panel 2
魔法みたいなものですか
Isn't that like witchcraft?

近いが実際には意味論と言って
It's close, but it's actually semantics.

Panel 3
ちょっと待てよ！以前 意味論を使ってぼくたちを苦しめた変な奴がいたな！
Wait a minute! There was a strange man before who troubled us with semantics!

あっそう言えば！
Ah, that's right!

たしかお正月の神様！
It must be the god of New Year's!

Panel 4
そうです。だいぶ前 正月の神様というのがマリネラにやってきて意味論というものをあやつって大あばれしたのですがパタリロの機転で国外に追い出されたのでした
That's right. A long time ago, the god of New Year's came to Malynera and manipulated semantics to create chaos, but Patalliro used his quick wit to drive him out of the country.

Panel 5
この事件及び意味論についてくわしく知りたい方はコミックスの29巻を読み返してください。持ってない方はぜひお近くの書店でお求めください
People who want to know about this incident as well as semantics, please read volume 29 again. For people who don't have it, please ask for it at a nearby bookstore.

Panel 6
31巻も絶賛発売中です
Volume 31 is also highly praised and now on sale.

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Panel 1
何だって？！するとあいつがまいもどってきたのか？！
What?! So he's come back?!

Panel 2
ふははは
Fu ha ha ha

デロン
Deron - Creepy

いやそんなはずはない！あいつはぼくが西ドイツへ追放したんだ！
No, that can't be it! I exiled him to West Germany!

Panel 3
ふははは
Fu ha ha ha

しかしこの状況を考えると。。。
But, when I think about these circumstances...

Panel 4
ふは
Fu ha

Panel 5
いややっぱりそんなはずはない！
No, I know it can't be!

Panel 6
ゴン！
Gon! - Bong!

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Panel 1
わざとらしく無視するでない！
Don't ignore me on purpose!

ああっおまえはお正月！！
Aah, you're New Year's!!

Panel 2
今ごろ気づきおって
About time you noticed.

ふはっ
Fu ha

いつぞやは まんまとしてやられたが今日はその仕返しにきてやったぞ
Some time ago you managed to trick me, but I've come back for revenge today.

Panel 3
今朝からの異常なできごとはやはりおまえのしわざだったんだな！何をやった！
The strange events of this morning were your doing! What did you do?!

Panel 4
意味論高等テクニックちょっとずれじゃ！
A high grade semantics technique, the little slip!

Panel 5
ちょっとずれ？！何だそれは！
The little slip?! What is that?!

Panel 6
8！7！
8! 7!

Panel 7
87！
87!
*In Japanese, "eight" is "hachi" and "seven" is "nana". "Flower" is "hana".

ポン！
Pon! - Poof!

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Panel 1
言葉の持つパワーを利用して物理的な作用を起こさせるのが一般意味論じゃ！おまえもやってみろ！
Using the power words have makes physical actions to take place, it's general semantics! You try it!

Panel 2
8！7！
8! 7!

Panel 3
87！
87!

Panel 4
ドーン
Doon - Boom

はら
Stomach
*In Japanese, "stomach" is "hara".

Panel 5
ふははは。おまえらの使う一般意味論より上級の高等意味論で言葉の意味を少しずつずらしてあるのじゃ！
Fu ha ha ha. The meaning of the words was shifted a little from the general semantics you use to high grade semantics.

Panel 6
そうかそれでミルクがクルミに電気が便器になってしまったのか！
I see. So milk was a walnut and electricity was a toilet!

Panel 7
この術によっておまえらの使う言葉はちぐはぐになり結局この国は滅亡する！
This way the language you use will be mismatched and this country will eventually go into ruin!

ゴオッ
Goo - Rooar

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Panel 1
わしをコケにしたバツじゃ！うんと苦しめ！
You guys made a fool of me! Suffer a lot!

Panel 2
ふはははは
Fu ha ha ha ha

Panel 3
ボーゼン
Bouzen - Dumbfounded

Panel 4
ボーッとしてる場合か！早く追いかけてとらえろ！！
This is no time to be dazed! Hurry and go after and arrest him!!

Panel 5
ジジッ
Ji ji - Whoosh

Panel 6
ポタッ
Pota - Drip

Panel 7
くっ。。。
Kuh...

Panel 8
こらえろじゃない！とらえろ！
Not endure! Arrest!
*In Japanese "endure" is "koraero" and arrest is "toraero".

あっ？！
Ah?!

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Panel 1
どうしたんだろうわざとやったわけじゃないのに！
What happened, I didn't do that on purpose!

言葉の意味がずれてるんだ
It's because the meaning of words is off.

Panel 2
これは困ったことになりそうだぞ
This is going to be a problem.

Panel 3
パタリロの予感は的中しました
Patalliro's premonition hit the mark.

Panel 4
なにしろ洗濯をしようとすると
Anyhow, when they tried to do laundry...

カチッ
Kachi - Click

Panel 5
ガコーン
Gakoon - Thunk

ピッパッポッ
Pi pa po - Beep bap bope

Panel 6
えっ？
Eh?

Panel 7
ピッピッ
Pi pi - Beep beep

Panel 8
キャーッ 洗濯が電卓になった~っ！
Kyaaah, the laundry became a calculator~!
*In Japanese, "laundry" is "sentaku" and "calculator" is "dentaku".

ピッポッパッ
Pi po pa - Beep bope bap

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Panel 1
お風呂に入っても
When they tried to get in the bath...

うううっ
Uuugh

Panel 2
わーっもうだめだー！！
Waaah, it's all useless!!

あれは？
What is that?

風呂が苦労になって苦しくて入ってられないんだろう
"Bath" became "hardships" and it's too painful for him to get out.
*In Japanese, "furo" is "bath" and "kurou" is "hardship".

Panel 3
このままではいかん！
We can't go on like this!

ドン！
Don! - Thump!

Panel 4
なんとか反撃しよう あいつをつかまえる作戦を立てるんだ！
I'll counterattack somehow; I'll come up with a strategy to arrest him!

Panel 5
はっ
Yes!

寿
Congratulations!

Panel 6
白扇じゃない作戦を立てる
Come up with a "strategy", not "white fan".
*In Japanese, "strategy" is "sakusen" and "white fan" is hakusen".

あっ！
Ah!

Panel 7
それはワク線！
That's a spreadsheet!
*"Wakusen".

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Panel 1
それは魚の側線だー！！
That's a fishes siding!!
*"Sakana no sokusen".

Panel 2
どうしたらいいんだー！！
What should we do?!!

バンバン
Ban ban - Bam bam

Panel 3
うん？
Hm?

Panel 5
これは。。。
もしや！
This is...
by chance!

Panel 6
バリバリバリ
Bari bari bari - Crackle crackle

Panel 7
こんもり
Thickly

Panel 8
フッ！
Hu! - Phew!

Panel 9
ずれる
Slip

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Panel 1
あっそれは？！
Ah, that's?!

やっぱりそうか！
I knew it!

Panel 2
おまえたちあいつが最初に現われた時のことを覚えてるか？！
Do you guys remember when he first appeared?!

Panel 3
たしか足の裏のスタンプでマリネラ中に正月という文字を印して回りそのせいで正月気分が蔓延したんでした！
Certainly, he stamped New Year's in Malynera on the bottom of his feet in order to spread around the New Year's mood!

その通りだ！
That's right!

Panel 4
おそらくゆうべのうちに宮殿のあちこちにずれるという文字をスタンプしたのにちがいない！そのおかげでわれわれの言葉がずれてしまうんだ！
Last night he must have stamped "slip" around the palace! Thanks to that our words are slipping!

Panel 5
なんだそれじゃやってることは前と同じなんだ
What? Then he did the same thing as before.

おのれ高等意味論などとハッタリをかませおって！
He was bluffing when he said it was high class semantics!

Panel 6
反撃に出るぞ！とにかく文字を消すのが先決だ！掃除だーっ！！
We'll launch a counterattack! Anyway, erase these words before that! Clean up!!

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Panel 1
クーッ
Kuu- Grab

Panel 2
それは障子だー！！
That's a paper sliding door!!
*In Japanese, "clean" is "souji" and "paper sliding door" is "shouji".

バンバン
Ban ban - Bam bam

Panel 3
やることはすこといちいちずれてしまうので掃除をするのもひと苦労でしたがなんとか文字を消し反撃に出たのであります
They had a hard time cleaning up each "slip" but somehow the words were erased and they launched a counterattack.

Panel 5
今ごろえらい目に会っておることじゃろう
They should be suffering a lot by now.

フオッフオッ
Ho ho

Panel 6
神様にさからうというのがまちがいじゃ自滅するまでじっくり待ってやる
It's a mistake to oppose a god. I'll wait carefully until they ruin themselves.

Panel 7
おや？
Oh?

Panel 8
おやおや？誰かに呼ばれているような気がする
Oh oh? I feel like someone is calling for me.

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Panel 1
キァーッ 引き寄せられるー！！
Kyaaah, I'm being drawn in!!

Panel 2
パッ！
Pa! - Poof!

Panel 3
デロン！
Deron! - Loom!

Panel 4
こらーっ わしを呼びつけるのはどこの
Heeey, who is calling me?

Panel 5
どいつ。。。
Who...?

ガヤガヤ
Gaya gaya - Chatter chatter

ワイワイ
Wai wai - Yay yay

賀正
Happy New Year!

Panel 6
とーしのはじめの
The beginning of the yeeear
*From the song "Ichigatsu Ichijitsu" ('The First Day of the First Month') by Senge Takatomi; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiJp1FXPPCc

Panel 7
犬も歩けば猫も歩く~~~
If the dog walks the cat walks~~~

ハーイ！
Haai! - Cheers!

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Panel 1
なんじゃこれは！
What is this?!

謹賀新年
Happy New Year!

ワイワイ
Wai wai - Yay yay

Panel 2
これは正月様
It's Old Man New Year's.

ギクッ
Giku - Shock

Panel 3
何をたくらんでおる！
What are you scheming?!

Panel 4
たくらむ？この目がそんな風に見えますか？
Scheming? Do these eyes look like they're scheming?

ウルウル
Uru uru - Sob sob

Panel 5
めいっぱい見えるわい！
They look like they're scheming with all their might!

ご冗談ばっかり
It was just a joke.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 6
ぼくたち神様にさからうなんてとんでもないことだと気がついて心を入れかえたんです
We've realized that it's outrageous to oppose the gods and have reformed.

なにい？！
Whaat?!

Panel 7
あっ お正月様だ！
Ah, it's Old Man New Year's!

お正月様だ！
Old Man New Year's!

Panel 8
サインしてー！
Sign please!

キャーッ！
Kyaaah!

皆お正月様をあがめたてまつっております
Everyone is worshipping and revering Old Man New Year's.

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Panel 1
お正月様まあ一杯！
Old Man New Year's, come on, drink up!

さあさあ！
Come on!

Panel 2
長い物にはまかれろと言いますが実力者にはかないません。これからマリネラは一年中お正月にします
They say not to meddle with your betters; we can't match a truly strong man. From now on, Malynera will celebrate New Year's all year round.

Panel 3
グビッ
Gubi - Gulp

Panel 4
いい酒じゃ
This is good sake.

プハッ
Puha - Phew

Panel 5
いやなに最初からおまえたちがこういう風に素直に出ていればだな
Well, you should have been this obedient from the beginning.

ワッハッハッ
Wahaha

初日の出
First Sunrise

お正月様いい飲みっぷり！もう一杯！
Old Man New Year's, drink up! Another serving!

Panel 6
といい気分になりかけたお正月だったが
And although Old Man New Year's was starting to feel good...

まてよ！
Wait!

Panel 7
こいつらまともに行動しておるなわしがかけたちょっとずれの術はどうなったんだ
Their actions are straightforward. What happened to the 'little slip' that I placed on them?

Panel 8
ああどうぞ
Aah, here.

ニマーッ
Nimaa - Grin

やっぱりあやしい！
I knew it, this is suspicious!

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Panel 1
パシッ！
Pashi! - Smack!

自
Self

あがっ？！
Agah?!

Panel 2
自の白いから自白！
"Confess" from 'white of self'!
*In Japanese, the kanji for "confession" uses the kanji for "oneself" and the kanji for "white".

Panel 3
心を入れかえたなんてとんでもない。本当はしびれ薬入りの酒を飲ませて海に放りこむ作戦で
It's outrageous that we'd reform ourselves. Our actual strategy is to give you alcohol with sedatives in it and throw you into the sea.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 4
あわわわ しゃべってしまった！
Awawawah, I said it!

おのれやはりそうか！
You, I knew it!

Panel 5
ううっ 薬が。。。！
Uuugh, drugs...!

ガクッ
Gaku - Jerk

Panel 6
サラサラ
Sara sara - Scratch scratch

毒
Poison

Panel 7
ゴシゴシ
Goshi goshi - Rub rub

Panel 8
毒を消して毒消し！
Poison erase, antidote!
*In Japanese, the word "antidote" is made up of the kanji for "poison" and "erase".

シュキーン！
Shukiin! - Fwooplink!

Panel 9
きさまらもう許さん。意味論で地獄へ送ってやる！
I won't forgive you bastards! I'll send you to hell with semantics!

Panel 10
なにお！万一の場合を考えて作戦は二段がまえになってるんだ！
Whaat?! Just in case of emergency I thought of two strategies earlier!

バッ！
Ba! - Bam!

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Panel 1
き~よ~し~こ~の~よ~る~
Silent night~

新年
New Year

Panel 2
オワッ？！わしの苦手な
Owah?! My weakness...

Panel 3
ダッ！
Da! - Tap!

Panel 4
ジングルベールジングルベール
Jingle bells, Jingle bells~

Panel 5
くそっ！
Damnit!

タッ！
Ta! - Tap!

Panel 6
ホーホー
Ho ho

わっ！！
Wah!!

Panel 7
メリークリスマス！
Merry Christmas!

パーン
Paan - Pop

Panel 9
メリークリスマス！
Merry Christmas!

パーンパーン
Paan paan - Pop pop

メリークリスマス！
Merry Christmas!

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Panel 1
アギャーッ！！
Agyaaah!!

Panel 2
バシュウッ
Bashuu - Splash

Panel 6
よしケーキの箱にとじこめろ！
All right, close the cake box!

Panel 7
ジャーン
Jaan - Tada

Panel 8
殿下やりましたね！
Your Highness, we did it!

クリスマスの時期に正月の出番はないから身動きできなくなるだろうと思ったがその通りだったな
It's as I thought; because it's not New Year's turn at Christmas time he can't move about.

Panel 9
よーし箱から出すなよ。出したらまたたいへんなことになるぞ
All right, don't take him out of the box. If he gets out it'll be serious again.

Panel 10
というわけで来年はいつまで待ってもお正月はきません
So even if we wait until next year, New Year's won't come.

正月の逆襲/おわり
New Year's Counterattack / End

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寿
Congratulations!