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悪魔くん　ハイ！
パタリロ!186
Mr. Demon, Hi!
Patalliro! 186

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Panel 1
常春の国マリネラ
A country of everlasting spring, Malynera.

おっいつもと太陽の位置がちがう
Oh, the sun is in a different position than usual.

それがどーした！
What about it!

Panel 2
悪魔を呼びだす装置？！
A device to summon demons?!

Panel 3
そういう物ができますかな？
Can you make something like that?

Panel 4
つくってつくれないことはないと思いますが。。。
I think I could make it but...

Panel 5
しかし S・ハンセンと言えば一代で大財閥を築きあげた立志伝中の人物だ そのあなたが なぜそんな物を欲しがるんです
But when you say S. Hansen, he's the successful man who built his financial clique in his lifetime. Why would he want such a thing?

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Panel 1
恥を話すようだがわたしには一人息子がおりましてな
I'm ashamed to say it but I only have one son.

Panel 2
幼い頃 母親を亡くしてから乳母や使用人にまかせきりにしていたせいか たいへんわがままな子に育ちまして
After he lost his mother when he was little, I left it to nursing maids and servants to raise him. He's grown up into a very selfish child.

いけませんな
That's bad.

Panel 3
いけませんか
That's bad?

母親を亡くしたからわがままになったんです
He became an egomamiac because his mother died.

Panel 4
父親を亡くしたらわがちちになったりして
If his father died, he would have become an egopapiac.
*In Japanese, "wagamama" is "selfish", and "mama" is "mother".

ハッハッハッ
Ha ha ha

Panel 5
はあ？
Huh?

話の続きをどうぞ
Please continue the story.

Panel 6
その子が最近では すっかり粗暴になり不良グループとつきあって 先日など暴行事件を起こす始末で
These days, he's gone completely wild and is associating with a delinquent group. The other day I dealt with an assault incident.

膀胱で事件を起こすとはとんでもない奴ですな
He's an outrageous person to cause a bladder incident.
*In Japanese, depending on the kanji, "boukou" can mean "assault" or "bladder".

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Panel 1
このままでは わしのあとをつがせることもできんので何とか目をさまさせてやりたいのです
He can't follow in my footsteps like this so I want to do something to wake him up.

それと悪魔とどういう関係が？
And that's related to demons?

Panel 2
最近の若い者は畏怖することを知りません
The young people of today don't know fear.

Panel 3
いふ？
Fear?

もしも
If

Panel 4
もしも目玉が後頭部についていたら
If eyeballs are attached to the back of your head

Panel 5
目薬がさしにくい
it would be hard to put eye drops in them.

ううっ
Uuugh

Panel 6
もしも肛門がおでこにあったら
If your anus was on your forehead

ブッ！
Bu! - Toot!

Panel 7
くさい
it would stink.

Panel 8
つまり 神や未知なるものをおそれる気持ちです
In short, I want him to be afraid of God and the unknown.

聞いとらんな
I don't get it.

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Panel 1
生きている間に善行をつまなければ死んでから地獄に落ちて永遠の責め苦を受けるということを信じていないから好き勝手なことができるのですよ
He doesn't believe in falling to Hell and ending up in eternal torment after dying, so he thinks he can be selfish and behave badly while he's alive.

Panel 2
徒党を組んで騒音をまきちらしながら単車を乗り回したり人に迷惑をかけることを罪悪だと思っとらんのですな
He doesn't think about his sins while hanging with that clique, making noise, riding around on motorcycles and annoying people.

そこで悪魔を見せて地獄の存在を信じさせようというわけですか
So you want to show him a demon so he'll believe that Hell is real?

Panel 3
発明パタちゃんのうわさは聞いています やっていただけますか？
I've heard rumors about the Inventor Pata-chan. Can you do it?

Panel 4
そうですねえ。。。
I see...

Panel 5
そのての物はつくったことがないからなあ どれくらい時間がかかるかわからないしなあ
I haven't built something like that so I don't know how long it would take.

お礼は望みのままです
I'll pay you back.

Panel 6
一週間でつくりましょう
I'll make it in one week.

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Panel 1
欲にかられるとパタリロはよく働く
Patalliro will work when struck with greed.

トンテンカンテン
Tonten kanten - Clank clank

働きづめで疲れても
He'll keep working even when he's tired.

Panel 2
お礼は望みのまま！
I'll pay you back!

Panel 3
この言葉を思いだすと体力が回復するのである
When he remembers those words he regains his strength.

トンカントンカン
Tonkan tonkan - Clank clank

Panel 4
一週間後
One week later

Panel 5
いてーな この野郎！ちくしょう はなせはなせってんだ！
Ow, you bastard! Damn, let me go! I said let me go!

バタバタバタ
Bata bata bata - Clatter clatter

Panel 6
ドカッ
Doka - Thud

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Panel 1
やい おやじ！オレをこんな所につれてきてどうしようってんだ！返答しだいじゃ ただじゃおかね~ぞ！
Hey, old man! What the big deal bringing me here?! Answer me! I'll make you pay!

ご苦労だった
Good job.

Panel 2
ハンセンさん
Mr. Hansen.

Panel 3
これが息子のスタンです みっともない話ですが抵抗するのでガードマンに押さえつけさせてつれてきました
This is my son, Stan. It's shameful but he resisted, so I have a guard get control of him and bring him here.

ほう
Hoh

Panel 5
いい面がまえだ
This place looks nice.

何だ てめえはブタのケツみたいな顔しやがって！
What? Who's this asshole with a face that looks like a pig's butt?!

Panel 6
グッ
Gu - Grab

Panel 7
カーン！
Kaan! - Dong!

Panel 8
あちらに用意ができてます
I'll prepare it over there.

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Panel 1
ジャーン！
Jaan! - Tada!

Panel 2
これですか？！
This is it?!

計算してつくったらこうなったんです
When I made my calculations it turned out like this.

Panel 3
見かけは悪いが効果は保証しますよ
It looks bad but I guarantee it'll work.

はあ
Hah.

Panel 4
じゃあ さっそく始めましょう
Well then, let's start immediately.

よーく見てるんだぞ！
Watch closely!

Panel 5
何なんだよ
What is it?

Panel 6
ガコッ
Gako - Bap

Panel 7
ビーン
Biin - Vween

Panel 8
ブルブルブル
Buru buru buru - Whirr whirr whirr

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Panel 1
ゴオンゴオン
Goon goon - Boom boom

Panel 2
ボオッ！
Boo! - Bam!

Panel 3
見ろ スタン！未知なる物が現出する瞬間を！
Look, Stan! In a second the unknown will come out!

ゴーッ
Goo - Rooar

Panel 4
オオーン！
Ooon! - Booom!

Panel 5
けっ ジョージ・ルーカスならもうちょっと気のきいた映像をつくるぜ！
Keh, George Lucas would have made a more sensible image!

バカもん これは現実だ！
Idiot, this is the real thing!

Panel 6
ボッ！
Bo! - Poof!

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Panel 1
バオーン！
Baoon! - Poof!

Panel 3
あ。。。あれが悪魔か！
Is... is that a demon?!

ゴクッ
Goku - Gulp

Panel 4
よく来てくれた 地獄の慰撫者悪のしもべよ さっそくだがあそこにいる若者に地獄の恐ろしさを教えてやってくれ
You came, servant of Hell. It's sudden but please teach that young man over there the fear of Hell.

Panel 5
いくら出す？
For how much?

Panel 6
なっ？！
Wha?!

Panel 7
ああそうか 悪魔はがめついと聞いたことがある
Aah, I see. I've heard that demons are greedy.

あとで払うから貸しといてくれ
I'll pay you later, so consider it a loan.

貸して不仲になるよりも
Loans are chaotic.

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Panel 1
いつもニコニコ現金払い
Always pay cash with a smile.

Panel 2
悪魔だか居酒屋のおカミだかわからんなどうしましょう
There's no telling if he's a demon or a tavern spirit. What should I do?

小切手でよければ
What about a check?

Panel 3
小切手でいいか？
Is a check okay?

不渡りは困るぞ
It'll be troublesome if the check bounces.

Panel 4
悪魔って勘定がこまかいんだなあ
Demons require some consideration.

サラサラ
Sara sara - Rustling

Panel 5
これは装置のお礼です これは悪魔に
This is the reward for the equipment. This is for the demon.

はっ
Yes.

Panel 6
おお これだけいただけば
Ooh, this should be enough.

まんぞく！
Satisfied!

Panel 7
さあ これでいいだろう
Here, this should do it.

よかろう
Good.

Panel 8
さあ 地獄の恐ろしさを話してくれ！亡者は針の山を歩かされるのか？！
Now, tell him about the terrors of Hell! Do the dead climb up a mountain of needles?!

Panel 9
そんなもんないわい
Nothing like that.

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Panel 1
血の池地獄につき落とされるとか？
People are thrust down into pools of blood?

いつの時代の話をしてるんだ 地獄も進化してるのだ
What era are you talking about? Hell has progressed.

Panel 2
じゃあ 今の地獄はどうなってるんだ！
Well then, what is Hell like now?!

Panel 3
むし暑いのだ
It's humid.

Panel 4
こらっ それのどこが地獄だ！そんなこと言ったら梅雨どきの日本なんか国中地獄じゃないか！
Hey, how is that Hell?! That sounds more like Japan in the rainy season than Hell!

最後まで聞け
Wait for me to finish.

Panel 5
むし暑いうえに強烈な自己嫌悪が永遠に続くのだ
Besides being humid, the intense self-hatred continues forever.

Panel 6
げっ！
Geh!

Panel 7
げっ！
Geh!

Panel 8
げげげのげっ
Ge ge ge no ge
*A reference to "GeGeGe no Kitaro".

それはつらいなそれこそ地獄だ
That's the pain of Hell?!

ハーッハッハッ
Haa ha ha

Panel 9
何を言ってやがる！それのどこがこわいんだ！
What are you talking about?! How is that scary?!

ハッハッ
Ha ha

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Panel 1
あいつ自己嫌悪におちいったことがないらしいな
It seems he's never suffered from self-loathing.

ビッ！
Bi! - Beep!

Panel 2
バッ
Ba - Bam

Panel 3
うっ？！
Ugh?!

Panel 4
うううっ！
Uuugh!

Panel 5
うわーっ！！
Uwaaah!!

どうしたんです？！
What's wrong?!

軽い自己嫌悪をとりつかせてやったのだ
I made him self-loathe himself lightly.

だそうです
So it seems.

Panel 6
ぼっぼくは何てことをしてしまったんだ！
Wh-what am I doing?!

Panel 7
おもしろいな 不良が自己嫌悪するとどうなるのかな
Interesting. If a delinquent loathes themselves, what happens?

Panel 8
ジェニーちゃんのキャンディーを取り上げて食べてしまうなんてー！
I took Jenny's candy and ate it!

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Panel 1
あああっ！教会の日曜学校をさぼったり成績の悪いテストを捨ててしまったり ぼくはなんてだめな人間だ！
Aaah! I skipped out on Sunday school and threw away tests with bad grades! I'm a terrible person!

小さいころの自己嫌悪か
You've hated yourself since you were small?

Panel 2
それに父さんに対してなんて悪い子供だったんだろう！
Besides that I would be a bad kid towards my father!

Panel 4
父さんは忙しくてぼくのことをちっともかまってくれなかった！でも 問題を起こせば その時だけはぼくのことを気にしてくれたからわざと乱暴にふるまったりして。。。小さいころから ぼくはずっとそんなバカな子供だったんだー！
Father was busy and didn't care about me at all! But, he only cared when I caused problems so I purposely acted reckless... I've always been a stupid kid since I was little!

ワアアーッ！
Waaah!

Panel 5
わしにかまってほしくて。。。？！
You wanted me to care about you...?!

Panel 6
一人ぼっちにしておいたわしの責任か！
It's my responsibility that you were lonely?!

ハラハラ
Hara hara - Tears

Panel 7
スタン！
Stan!

Panel 8
ハッ
Hah

Panel 9
ガッ！
Ga! - Grab!

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Panel 1
すまなかった！父さんは仕事のことばかり考えすぎていたようだ！
I'm sorry! Your father was thinking too much about work!

Panel 2
父さん。。。
Father...

さぞ さみしかったろう 許してくれ！
You must have been lonely! Forgive me!

Panel 3
おおそうだ！おまえわしの秘書になれ！
Ooh, that's right! I'll make you my secretary!

えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 4
そうすれば いつでも一緒にいられるし おまえも仕事をおぼえられて一石ニ鳥だ！
Then we'd always be together, and you would have a job, too! Two birds with one stone!

本当に？！いいの？！
Really?! That's okay?!

Panel 5
誤解してむだに過ごした時間を取りもどそうじゃないか！
Let's try to get back the time we've lost because of a misunderstanding!

父さんうれしい！
Father, I'm so happy!

あのー
Umm...

Panel 6
もしもし？
Hello?

Panel 7
親子仲がいいのは結構だけど。。。
It's nice that they're getting along but...

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Panel 1
そんなことのためにわざわざ悪魔なんか呼び出させるなー！
You didn't need to purposely summon a demon for that!

Panel 2
何のこっちゃまったく
What now? Really.

あーあほらしい
Ah, that was ridiculous.

Panel 4
いつまでそんな所につっ立ってるんだ  もう用はないから地獄に帰れ
How long are you going to stand there? You have no more business here, so you can go back to Hell.

いくら出す！
How much will you give me!

Panel 5
帰るのにも金をとるつもりか！
You plan on making me pay to make you go home?!

もちろん
Of course.

Panel 6
冗談じゃない！そんなよぶんな金はもらってないぞ！
Give me a break! I'm not giving you such an excessive amount!

Panel 7
くれなきゃ帰らない
If you don't give it to me I won't go home.

Panel 8
誰かなんとかしてくれー！
Someone do something!

さすがのパタリロも悪魔のがめつさには閉口するのでした
As expected, Patalliro can't stand greedy demons.

チャンチャン
Chan chan

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Panel 1
悪魔くん　ハイ！
第二部
Mr. Demon, Hi!
Part Two

Panel 2
どよーん
Doyoon - Sluggish

Panel 3
結局いすわっちゃった
Eventually he sat down.

うっとうしいなあ
He's gloomy.

Panel 4
殿下もお金を払って地獄に帰しちゃえばいいのに
His Highness should just pay him to go back to Hell.

それがそうもいかないんだ
Even so, he won't.

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Panel 1
なぜ
Why?

いくら払ったら 帰るつもりなのか悪魔に聞いたらしいんだけど
When he asked how much to pay him to go home, I heard it went like this:

Panel 2
これだけ
Just this much.

うむ
Hmm.

Panel 3
なっ？！
Wha?!

Panel 4
なにお~~~！マリネラの国家予算の10分の1にも匹敵する金額じゃないか！こんな金が払えるか！
Whaaat~~~?! That amount is equal to 1/10nth of Malynera's national budget! How can I pay that?!

Panel 5
払わなきゃ帰らない
You have to pay or I won't go home.

Panel 6
というわけだ
That's why.

どーしょーもないな
Nothing we can do about it.

Panel 7
無視して普通に生活するしかなさそうだ
We'll have to ignore him and go about our normal lives.

うーむ
Yeah.

Panel 8
ガー
Gaa - Vroo

Panel 9
どよーん
Doyoon -Sluggish

Panel 10
ちょっと悪魔さん邪魔なんだけどどいてもらえませんか
Excuse me, Mr. Demon, but you're in the way. Can you withdraw?

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Panel 1
いくら出す？
How much will you pay me?

Panel 2
冗談じゃない 掃除するのにいちいちお金なんか払えますか
Give me a break. You think I can pay you every time I clean?

払わなきゃどかない
If you don't pay I won't leave.

Panel 3
あーしょうがないっ！
Aaah, it can't be helped!

Panel 4
ほら
Here.

Panel 5
あんまり お金のもちあわせがないからそれでいいでしょう
It's not much but it's all the money I have n hand. That should be good.

Panel 6
のそっ
Noso - Slowly

Panel 7
安月給
That's a low salary.

おーきなお世話だ！！
It has nothing to do with you!!

Panel 8
カッ
Ka - Click

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Panel 1
のそのそ
Noso noso - Slowly

Panel 2
調理室
Galley

Panel 4
腹がへったメシを食わせろ
I'm hungry. Feed me.

悪魔に食べさせるご飯なんかありませんよ
I don't have anything to feed a demon.

Panel 5
悪魔は一日に10回食事をしないと死んでしまうのだ
If a demon doesn't eat once every 10 days they'll die.

勝手に死ねば？
And if you die?

Panel 6
悪魔が死ぬと体が溶けてそこから魔性のガスが生じ国中の人間が死ぬんだぞ
When demons die their bodies melt and a devilish gas rises from it, and the humans in that country die.

Panel 7
そんなこけおどしに
That's a bluff.

ドロドロ
Doro doro - Sluggish

Panel 8
わーっ！溶け始めてるーっ！！
Waaah! He started dissolving!!

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Panel 1
ほら これを食べろ！
Here, eat this!

ドン！
Don! - Thud!

Panel 2
いくら出す？
How much will you pay me?

Panel 3
えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 4
食べてやるからいくら出すと聞いてるんだ
I asked how much you'll pay me to eat this.

なっ？！なっ？！
Wha?! Wha?!

Panel 5
何を寝言を言ってるんだ！食事の心配をしてやってそのうえお金なんか払えるか！
What are you saying?! You were worrying about a meal and you want me to pay you to eat?!

Panel 6
ドロドロ
Doro doro - Drip drip

わーっ！わかったわかった！
Waaah! I get it, I get it!

Panel 7
殿下ー！！
Your Highneeess!!

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Panel 1
何ののんきに考えこんでるんです！あれを何とかしてください！
Don't brood without a care! Please do something about that!

このままじゃ仕事にも何もなりません！
At this rate everything will be work!

わかってる
I get it.

Panel 2
あいつを追いはらう方法を考えていたのだ どうやら少し考えすぎていたようだ
I've been thinking of a way to chase him off after paying him. It seems I thought about it too much somehow.

フッフッ
Hu hu

Panel 3
そうれ怨敵退散！
Here, repel your sworn enemy!

Panel 4
ドロドロ
Doro doro - Drip drip

Panel 5
だめですよー！
It's no use!

シュターッ！
Shutaa! - Whoosh!

Panel 6
殺すわけにはいかないんです！
You can't kill him!

じゃあ どうすりゃいいんだー！
Then what should we do?!

ワーン！
Waaahn!

Panel 7
方法がないじゃないかー！！
There's no other way!

オーイオイ
Heey hey

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Panel 1
殿下 弱気になってはいけません！
Your Highness, don't be weak!

今こそ発明パタちゃんの本領を発揮する時ですよ！
Now is the time for Inventor Pata-chan to show his specialty!

Panel 2
ハッ
Hah

そうか！
That's right!

Panel 3
泣いてるヒマがあったらあいつを追い払う装置をつくればいいんだ！
If there's time to cry, I should just build an invention to drive him away!

さすがに立ち直りが早い！
As expected, a quick recovery!

やんややんや
Yay yay

Panel 4
自分で考案してるヒマはない！すべてコンピューターの計算にまかせるぞ！
I have no time to plan it myself! I'll leave all the calculations to the computers!

ビッビッビッ
Bi bi bi - Beep beep beep

Panel 5
そしてできたのが
And it was built.

ジャーン
Jaan - Tada

Panel 6
これは何です
What is this?

わからん
I don't know.

Panel 7
はっ？！
Hah?!

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Panel 1
コンピューターの指示通りにつくっただけだから どういう働きをするかはわからない しかし 悪魔を追い払う効果があることは確実だ！
I built it according to the computers' directions so I don't know how it works but I'm certain it should drive away the demon!

Panel 2
相当な自信ですね
You're confident.

コンピューターもぼくがつくったんだ
I built the computer.

Panel 3
そーいえばそーだ
Now that you mention it, that's true.

うーむ
Yeah

Panel 4
よし ただちに作動！
All right, run it immediately!

Panel 5
ゴオンゴオン
Goon goon - Clang clang

Panel 6
オオーン！
Ooon! - Boom!

Panel 7
わわっ？！
Wah wah?!

何だか前にも見たような！
I feel like I've seen this before!

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Panel 1
バオーン
Baoon - Boom

Panel 3
わーっ 何だこりゃ！
Waaah, what is this?!

悪魔がもう一匹現われたー！
Another demon appeared!

Panel 4
腹がへった
I'm hungry.

のそっ
Noso - Slowly

Panel 5
うん？
Hnn?

Panel 6
何だ おまえは新田の茂助ゴラスじゃないか
What? Aren't you Mosuke Gorath of Shinden?

そういうおまえは権兵衛ルフェールこんな所で何をしている
You're Gonbee Le Faire. What are you doing here?

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Panel 1
知り合いらしいですね
It seems they know each other.

それにしてもなんちゅーローカルな
At any rate, he talks like a local.

Panel 2
ははーん
Hahaahn

Panel 3
こいつ また居座って金を払わなきゃ帰らないとか言ってるんだろう
Has this guy been staying here and telling you that he won't leave unless you pay him?

よくおわかりで
You understand well.

Panel 4
こいつはいつもそうやってセコク稼いでるんだ ものは相談だが こいつが要求してる金額の半分をおれによこせ そうしたらおれが連れて帰ってやる
He always does this. He makes money by being stingy. I'll discuss this with him but I'll get half the money he's demanding. If you do that, I'll take him back.

Panel 5
本当ですか？！
Really?!

おい きさま人の商売の邪魔をするな！
Hey, don't interfere with my business!

Panel 6
こんな奴の言うことをきくな！よし 四分の一くれたら素直に帰ってやるぞ！
Don't listen to this guy! All right, if you give me one fourth I'll go back quietly!

ええっ？！
Eeh?!

Panel 7
八分の一で連れて帰ってやる！
I'll take him back for 1/8!

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Panel 1
その半分で帰ってやる！
I'll return for half of that!

なにおっ！そのまた半分で連れて帰ってやる！
What?! I'll take him back for half of that!

Panel 2
その半分だ！
I'll go for half of that!

そのまた半分！
I'll take him for another half!

Panel 3
半分半分半分半分半分半分半分半分半分！
Half half half half half half half half half!

Panel 4
これはいったい。。。！
What in the world...!

悪魔は性格がセコいので別の者に儲けさせるのがいやなのです
As a demon, since he has a stingy personality, he can't stand making someone else profit.

Panel 5
たとえ値引きをして取り分がへっても自分だけが儲けたいと考えるのでした
He'll even reduce his price because he only wants to profit himself.

意地をはりあって金額がいくらになってるか考えてないらしいな
Seemingly, they're so stubborn that they're not considering how much it is.

いくらになってるんだ？
How much is it?

Panel 6
ピッピッ
Pi pi - Beep beep

Panel 7
おお 半分半分と言ってるうちに金額が十円にまで下がってきた！
Oooh, they've halved it down to 10 yen!

殿下 チャンスです！手をうちましょう！
Your Highness, this is your chance! Attack!

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Panel 1
もうひと声！
Enough shouting!

Panel 2
よし ドーンとその十分の一だ！
All right, boom, one tenth!

Panel 3
ほら 一円！
Here, one yen!

パシッ
Pashi - Crack

Panel 4
望みの金額を渡したぞ！地獄へ帰れ！
I gave you the amount of money you wanted! Now go back to Hell!

うおおお？！
Uooooh?!

ズズズ。。。
Zu zu zu... - Slowly...

Panel 5
ドオン！
Doon! - Boom!

Panel 7
おっ？！
Oh?!

Panel 8
やった！悪魔を追い払ったぞ！
We did it! We drove away the demon!

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Panel 1
殿下
Your Highness.

Panel 2
連れて帰さなきゃ意味ないじゃありませんか！
If he go with him isn't this meaningless?!

アギャーッ失敗したー！！
Agyaaah, I made a mistake!!

Panel 3
そうだ もう一匹悪魔を
That's right, another demon!

ビッ
Bi - Beep

Panel 4
ボッ！
Bo! - Boom!

わっ？！
Wah?!

Panel 5
同じ手は使わせん金を払うまで居座ってやる
I won't fall for the same trick. I'll stay here until you pay me money.

いったい いくらほしいんだ！
What in the world? How much do you want?!

Panel 6
一兆円
One trillion yen.

助けてくれー！！
Help meee!!

悪魔くん　ハイ！/おわり
Mr. Demon, Hi! / End

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ズコッ
Zuko - Plunk