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前世再生機
パタリロ!206
The Reincarnation Machine
Patalliro! 206

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Panel 1
常春の国マリネラ
A country of everlasting spring, Malynera.

Panel 2
スッ
Su - Smoothly

Panel 3
ジュッ
Ju - Steam

Panel 4
ジュジューッ
Ju juu - Steam steam

Panel 5
夜
Night

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Panel 1
マリネラ商店街通称マリネラ銀座
Malynera's Shopping Area is popularly called "Malynera Ginza".

Panel 2
この国の商店は暗くなるとすぐシャッターをおろしてしまう
When its dark these shops close their shutters.

魚辰
Outatsu

Panel 3
パタリロの倹約精神がいきわたっているので国民は日の出とともに起き 日が暮れると寝てしまうのだ
Because Patalliro's frugal spirit is spreading, the citizens wake at sunrise and sleep when the sun sets.

けっこーじゃないか
Isn't that great?

電気代の節約になる
It saves on electricity.

Panel 4
しかし軍の関係者は三交代制の24時間勤務なので夜がふけてから人気のない通りを歩くはめになったりもする
However, people connected to the army work in 3 shifts 24 hours a day so they can be up at night, so they walk along lonely streets.

コッコッ
Ko ko - Click click

Panel 5
陸軍地下食堂のウェイトレスなんかにならなきゃよかった
I wish I hadn't become a waitress in an underground army dining room.

Panel 6
注意！！ このあたりにチカンが出ます
Caution!! Perverts come out around here.

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Panel 1
気をつけよう暗い夜道と太りすぎ
Be careful. You can become too fat traveling at night.

防犯ベルを貸し出します 希望の方は30km先の警察署まで
Burglar alarm loan. 30km this way if you want the police station.

Panel 2
そういえば若い女性が次々におそわれているのってこの辺だっけ
All these signs in this neighborhood would frighten a young lady.

Panel 3
一人歩きは危険です！
It's dangerous to walk alone!

Panel 4
そんなこと言ったって
Even if it says that...

カッカッ
Ka ka - Click click

Panel 5
ハッ
Hah

サッ！
Sa! - Swish!

Panel 6
そっ
So - Peek

Panel 7
カッカッ
Ka ka - Click click

Panel 8
なんだ 女の人だ
What? It's a girl.

Panel 9
あの
Umm...

キャッ！
Kyah!

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Panel 1
あなたも一人？よかったら一緒に行きましょう
Are you alone, too? I'm so relieved, let's go together.

ああ ありがとう
Aah, thanks.

Panel 2
よかったわ 一人で心細かったの
This is a relief. I felt helpless alone.

あたしもよ
Me too.

Panel 3
新聞で読んだんだけどもう6人も襲われてるんですって？
I just read it in the newspaper, but did you hear 6 people have already been attacked?

ええ
Yes.

Panel 4
まったく女性の敵もいいところね 犯人はどんな奴かしら
Really, what kind of man attacks women?

Panel 5
見たい？
You want to see?

えっ？
Eh?

Panel 6
こんな奴さ！
This kind of guy!

バッ
Ba - Bam

Panel 7
キャアアアアア！！
Kyaaaaaah!!

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Panel 1
シュボシュボッ
Shubo shubo - Fwoosh fwoosh

Panel 2
ハッ
Hah

Panel 3
捕えろ！
Catch him!

バッ
Ba - Bam

Panel 4
ドン！
Don! - Thud!

ギョッ
Gyo - Shock

Panel 5
おとなしくしろー！
Come quietly!

ワーッ
Waaah

張りこんでいたかいがありましたね
You were on lookout, right?

うむ
Yeah.

Panel 6
マリネラはダイヤの他に観光産業にも力をいれている あんな奴のせいで治安が悪いと評判がたったらたいへんだからな
Malynera is working on its tourist industry along with its diamonds, so it would be bad if we got a bad reputation as a dangerous place because of that guy.

Panel 7
翌朝
The next morning.

ピカピカ
Pika pika - Shine

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Panel 1
犯人が目ざめました
The criminal woke up.

Panel 2
ひと晩気を失うほどしばきたおすことはなかったのに
You tackled him so hard that he lost consciousness all night.

みんなここぞとばかりストレスを発散させたんです
Everyone was letting out their stress on him.

Panel 3
ギッ
Gi - Squeak

Panel 4
持っていた身分証明書によるとマリネラ大学演劇学部の学生です
According to the ID he had on him, he's a student of Malynera's Theatrical University.

名前は？
His name?

Panel 5
サザビー∥クリスティーズ
Sothebys Christies.
*Sotheby's and Christie's are famous auction businesses.

そうか おいチカン
I see. Hey, pervert.

Panel 6
気分はどうだ ええチカンなぐられてあちこち痛むだろう なあチカン
How does it feel? Huh, pervert? You got beat down and are hurting all over. How's that, perv?

名前を聞く必要があったのかな
Why did he ask for his name?

さあ
Who knows?

Panel 7
ところでなぜあんなことをしたんだ
By the way, why were you doing something like that?

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Panel 2
演劇部だけあって変装して犯行を重ねてたんだな そこまでして女性を襲った理由はなんだ
You disguised yourself like one would expect from the theater department and kept committing crimes. Why did you go as far to attack women?

Panel 4
話したくなければそれでもいい
It's fine if you don't want to talk.

Panel 5
拷問の道具を持ってこい
Bring the torture devices.

じょっ
Do...

Panel 6
冗談じゃない おれは犯罪者だが人権はある！裁判を受けさせてもらおう！
Don't joke! I'm a criminal but I have human rights! You have to give me a trial!

Panel 7
チカンに人権などない
Perverts don't have human rights.

何ーっ？！
Whaaat?!

Panel 8
ぼくは国王だ
I'm the king.

知ってるよ
I know.

Panel 9
ぼくが法律なのだ
I am the law.

ひえー
Hyeeeh~

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Panel 1
どれにします？
Which one?

Panel 2
爪の間に折れたカミソリを押しこむのもいいなあ
We can force a razor under his nails.

Panel 3
長い針でこまくに穴をあけてもいいし熱いアイロンで足の裏をなでるのも効果的だ
Opening his eardrum with a long needle or stroking his foot with a hot iron would work, too.

Panel 4
電極もありますよ
We have electrodes, too.

ああそれもすてがたい
Aah, I like that, too.

Panel 5
おケツの穴に電極をさしこんで強い電流を流すのだ
We could put it up his butt and put a strong electric current through it.

これは絵にできない
I can't picture this.

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Panel 1
きくぞ~~~
Are you listening~~~?

わかった！わかりました！
I get it! I get it!

Panel 2
話しても信じてもれないと思って話さなかったんです そういうことなら話します！
I didn't speak because I didn't think you'd believe me even if I told you! I'll talk!

Panel 3
よけいな心配するな ぼくは咲いたばかりの白百合みたいに人を信じやすいのだ
You worry too much. I believe people easily like a white lily that's just bloomed.

Panel 4
夢のせいなんです！
It's because of a dream!

Panel 5
信じられるか
As if I can believe that.

Panel 6
本当のことを話せ
Tell me the truth.

ですから！
I did!

Panel 7
夢の中でオレは大勢の女によってたかってなぶり殺しにされるんです！
In the dream I'm swarmed by a great number of women and tortured to death!

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Panel 1
手足をしばられ自由をうばわれて
My hands and feet are bound.

Panel 2
ギラッ
Gira - Glint

Panel 3
ブズブズッ
Buzu buzu - Stab stab

Panel 5
その夢を見たあとはむしょうに女がにくなってそれであんな犯行を。。。
After I had that dream I came to detest women and started committing the crimes...

ハアハア
Haah haah

Panel 6
夢のせいにするとはとんでもないやつだ
It's ridiculous to do something because of a dream.

さらし首にしましょう
Let's put his head on a pike.

ほんとですってばー！
I'm telling you it's true!

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Panel 1
ほんとに本当か？
Is it really true?

ほんとに本当です！
It's really true!

Panel 2
よしわかった
All right, I understand.

殿下何がわかったんです
Your Highness, what do you understand?

Panel 3
こいつはアホだ
This guy is an idiot.

うっうっ
Boohoo

Panel 4
アホだから夢に腹をたててアホなまねをしでかしたのだ
He's an idiot so he got angry about a dream and acted like an idiot.

Panel 5
しかしそれはおいといて
On the other hand...

Panel 6
そっ
So - Reach

アホだから夢に腹をたてて
You're an idiot so you got mad about a dream.

Panel 7
もどすな
Put it back.

はっ
Yes sir.

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Panel 1
おいといて
As I was saying, on the other hand...

Panel 2
ずっ
Zu - Slip

アホだから
You're and idiot so...

Panel 3
もどすなとゆーておろーが
I told you to put it back.

はっ
Yes sir.

Panel 6
ブン！
Bun! - Boom!

Panel 7
ガシャーン！
Gashaan! - Crash!

Panel 8
くそっ
Damnit!

ダッ
Da - Tap

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Panel 1
「おいといて」を追っかけてっちゃいましたよ
You forced his hand.

ほっとけ！
Leave me alone!

Panel 2
よーするにアホがアホな動機で犯したアホな犯行だったというわけだ
In a word, the reason he committed an idiotic crime for idiotic reasons is because he's an idiot.

そんなにアホアホ言わなくても
You don't need to keep saying 'idiot'.

Panel 3
アホな事件でも裁判はしなくちゃいけませんよ
We don't even need a trial for such an idiotic incident.

そうなると夢が争点になるな
Then the point at hand is the dream.

争点？
The point at hand?

Panel 4
はいはい！おとむらいとかけてウグイスとときます！
Yes yes! Funerals and warblers have something in common!

そのこころは？
That is?

Panel 5
なきなきウメに行く
They cry and cry and dig!
*The original joke is hard to translate. On one hand, it refers to burying someone (verb "ume"). On the other hand it refers to going to plums (noun "ume"). It's also a pun on "crying", which works better in English ("crying" for a funeral and a bird's "cries").

Panel 6
ドカッ！
Doka! - Pow!

笑点
Laughing point

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Panel 1
昇天
Death

おおっ
Ooh

Panel 2
みごとな切り返しだうでをあげたな
Excellent counterattack. You've improved your skill.

おそれいります~
Thank you~.

話が進まんじゃないか
The story isn't really advancing.

Panel 3
つまりなぜそういう夢を見たかが問題になるんです
In short, the question is why was he having a dream like that?

Panel 4
たんなる欲求不満から見た夢で犯罪を犯したのなら極刑に処さなくてはなりませんが
If he committed the crimes because he had the dream just because of frustration, then he should be sentenced to capital punishment.

極刑？！
Capital punishment?!

Panel 5
知らないのか マリネラの法律ではチカンは死刑だ
Don't you know? According to Malynera law the perverts get the death penalty.

死刑？！ウソでしょう？！
The death penalty?! No way?!

Panel 6
駐車違反は15年の禁固形だし
I parking violation is 15 years imprisonment.

ひえ~~~~っ！！
Hyeeeh~~~!!

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Panel 1
しかし過去に女性にひどい目に会わされて その潜在意識が夢を見せたのなら情状を酌量する余地もあるわけです
However, if women were cruel to him in the past and he subconsciously dreamed about it, we could make an allowance for that circumstance.

Panel 2
女性にいじめられた経験は？
Have women picked on you?

そう言われても。。。
Even if I said so...

Panel 3
まてよ 夢というのは前世の記憶だという説もあるぞ
Wait. I have a theory: that dream might be a memory from his previous life.

前世の記憶？
A memory from his previous life?

それだ！
That's it!

バサッ
Basa - Rustle

Panel 4
そうです前世の記憶なんです なんとなくそうじゃないかと思ってましたがやっぱりそうなんです！
Yes, it's a memory of a previous life! I never thought of it but that must be it!

Panel 5
どういうことだ
What's that mean?

前世で女性にいびられ続けてその記憶が夢として表面化したのではないかと
He has a memory from a past life of women teasing him and that's surfaced in his dreams.

その通り！
That has to be it!

前世占
Previous Life Fortune-telling

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Panel 1
ぼくの前世は不幸だったんです！
I was unhappy in a previous life!

おぼえてませが
I remembered it

その恨みが犯行にかりたてたんです！
and that hostility drove me to commit my crimes!

Panel 2
こいつはうまい言いわけだ 前世のことなんか調べようがないからな 証拠がなければ裁判にかけられても推定無罪！
That's a good excuse. Evidence of a previous life can't be checked, so even if I was brought to trial I'd be presumed innocent!

Panel 3
じゃあ前世を調べよう
Then let's investigate his previous life.

えっ
Eh

えっ
Eh

えっ
Eh

Panel 4
そんなことができますか
You can do that?

前世を再現する機会を作ればいいんだろう 一時間ほど待ってろ
I can make a machine that will reproduce his previous life. Just wait one hour.

Panel 5
ずっ
Zu - Swish

アホだから夢に腹をたてて
Because it's idiotic to get mad about a dream.

Panel 6
えーいしつこい！
Eeeeh, you're stubborn!

ボカボカ
Boka boka - Pow pow

Panel 7
ガサガサッ
Gasa gasa - Rustle rustle

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Panel 1
ギューッ
Gyuu - Squeeze

Panel 2
バン
Ban - Bam

あて先 ロンドン
J・バンコラン様
品名
「おいといて」
Address: London
J Bancoran
Name of Contents
"Giving you a hand"

Panel 3
ゴーッ
Goo - Roooar

待てー！
Waaait!

Panel 4
前世再生機ー！
The Reincarnation Machine!

ジャーン！
Jaan! - Tadaa!

Panel 5
発明パタちゃんが復活したぞ
It's the comeback of Inventor Pata-chan.

こっちへ来い
Come this way.

Panel 6
これをかぶせて
Put this on.

ガボッ
Gabo - Squish

Panel 7
スイッチオン
Switch on!

ビッ
Bi - Beep

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Panel 1
痛くないんでしょうね
I hope this doesn't hurt.

ウイーン
Uiin - Vween

痛くなんかない
Not hurt?

Panel 2
苦しいだけだ
It's nothing but pain.

ズモモモモ！
Zumomomomo! - Menacing!

おおおお！
Ooooh!

Panel 4
ズボッ
Zubo - Crush

Panel 5
ズモンズモン
Zumon zumon - Suck suck

Panel 6
ボワッ！
Bowa! - Poof!

Panel 7
何ですありゃ
What is that?

魂だ
His soul.

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Panel 1
ガチッ
Gachi - Clack

Panel 2
マジックハンドでつかまえて
The magic hand catches it.

Panel 3
しぼる
And squeezes it.

ギュッ
Gyu - Squeeze

ピッ
Pi - Beep

Panel 4
ギューギュー
Gyuu gyuu - Twist twist

Panel 5
タラー
Taraa - Drip

Panel 6
ポタッポタッ
Pota pota - Drip drip
Panel 7
したたり落ちてきたのが前世の記憶だ
The dripping are memories of his previous life.

Panel 8
ジュッジュジュッ
Ju ju ju - Steam

Panel 9
プクーッ
Pukuu - Swell

Panel 10
下の鉄板は熱くなってる熱を吸収して記憶が増幅されるのだ
The lower iron plates absorb the heat and become hot and amplifies the memories.

こんな食べ物ありましたね
Like food?

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Panel 1
ムクムク
Muku muku - Rising

Panel 2
ムクッ
Muku - Rise

Panel 3
ジャーン
Jaan -Tada

Panel 4
あれが前世の姿ですか
That's the form of his previous life?

革命前のフランス貴族かな
He looks like a French aristocrat before the revolution.

Panel 5
ムクムク
Muku muku - Rise rise

Panel 6
ムクムク
Muku muku - Rise rise

Panel 7
ひいふうみい。。。7人の女性にかこまれましたね
One two three... He's surrounded by 7 women.

あっ つかまった！
Ah, he's caught!

Panel 8
何をするはなせ！
What are you doing?! Let me go!

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Panel 2
ギャアアア！
Gyaaaah!

Panel 3
やられた！
They killed him!

これが手足の自由をうばわれてなぶり殺しにされる夢のルーツか！
This it the root of his dream! They bound his hands and feet and played with him as they killed him!

Panel 5
取り調べをやってますよ 見ていきますか
We're investigating. Would you take a look?

え。。。
Yes...

Panel 6
おやその女は？
Oh, that woman is?

Panel 7
被害者になりかけた女性だよ ゆうべたいへんとり乱してたので鎮静剤を与えて医務室で休ませてたんだ
The lady coming on behalf of the victims. Everything was in chaos last night so we gave her sedatives and had her rest in the doctor's office.

Panel 8
お嬢さん 面白いものを見せてあげよう
Young lady, I'll show you something fascinating.

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Panel 1
のぞいてごらん
Take a peek.

殺人事件の再現シーンだぞ
It's a reproduction of a death scene.

悪趣味だなあ
That's in bad taste.

Panel 2
ヒョイ
Hyoi - Jump

Panel 4
公爵様！
Prince!

Panel 5
ギョッ
Gyo - Shock

Panel 6
ハッ
Hah

えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 7
あ。。。あたし何か。。。？！
Ah... I just...?!

この人物を知ってるのか？！
You know this person?!

Panel 8
あたし別に
Not really.

とりおさえろ！
Capture her!

キャッ！
Kyah!

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Panel 1
鳥をおさえました！
I caught the bird!

キーッ
Kii - Chirp

バタバタ
Bata bata - Flap flap

Panel 2
どうするんですか？！
What should we do?!

キャーキャー
Kyaah kyaah

Panel 4
ガバッ
Gaba - Grab

ハッ
Hah

Panel 5
あっどうなりました？！
Ah, what happened?!

これこれしかじかだ！
Bla-de-bla and then something something!

Panel 6
フランス貴族？！
A French aristocrat?!

Panel 7
どうりで生まれつき気品にあふれてるわけだ
No wonder I've been overflowing with grace since I was born.

フッフッ
Hu hu

Panel 8
とにかくこれで犯行が前世の記憶にかりたてられたものだってことが判明したわけですから
Anyway, we proved that I committed the crimes because of memories from my past life!

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Panel 1
情状酌量無罪ですね？！
Aren't I proven innocent due to extenuating circumstances?!

きさまはだまってろ！
Will you shut up?!

Panel 2
ガボッ
Gabo - Plop

Panel 3
カクッ
Kaku - Wobble

Panel 4
ズモンズモン
Zumon zumon - Suck suck

Panel 5
ポン！
Pon! - Poof!

Panel 6
ガチッ
Gachi - Grab

ピッ！
Pi! - Beep!

Panel 7
ギューギュー
Gyuu gyuu - Squeeze squeeze

ピーッ
Pii - Beep

Panel 8
どうするんです
Will it work?

ひょっとするとひょっとするぞ~~~
Maybe, maybe~~~.

Panel 9
というと？！
Meaning?!

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Panel 1
そで摺り合うも他生の縁ということわざがある ちょっとしたできごとも前世の深い因縁によるという意味だ
It was a fated meeting. It means that she was probably deeply connected to the incident in a previous life.

Panel 2
チカンにおそわれかけたのも前世に関係があるということですか
Could she have been attacked by the pervert in her previous life?

あの貴族のことを知ってるようだったからな
She seemed to know he was an aristocrat.

Panel 3
ポタポタ
Pota pota - Drip drip

Panel 4
ムクムク
Muku muku - Rise

Panel 5
ジャーン
Jaan - Tadaa

Panel 6
公爵様！
Prince!

公爵様はどこ？！
Prince, where are you?!

Panel 7
ああひどいわ わたくしを愛しているとおっしゃったのに
Aah, how cruel! Even though he said he loved me!

Panel 8
ほかに6人もの女性と結婚の約束をしていたなんて！
He promised to marry 6 other women!

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Panel 1
えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 2
やはり公爵を殺した7人の女性のひとりだったのか
I knew it, so the prince was the only person killed by the 7 women?

Panel 3
まてよ チカンの被害者は6人じゃなかったか
Wait. Didn't the pervert have 6 victims?

そうです
Yes.

Panel 4
とすると彼女が7人目
Meaning she was the 7nth.

なんだって？！
What?!

Panel 5
まさかとは思うが！
No way!

被害者を集めろ！
Gather the victims!

Panel 7
ジューッ
Juu - Steam

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Panel 1
ムクムク
Muku muku - Rise

Panel 2
えっ あなたも！
Eh, you too?!

あなた方も？！
And you?!

公爵様にだまされたの？！
The prince tricked us?!

Panel 3
なんてひどい！
How cruel!

女の敵と！
He's an enemy of women!

かたきをうちましょう！
Let's get revenge!

Panel 4
というわけだ
So that's what happened.

Panel 6
因縁というものがあって現世で知りあいの人間同士は前世でも何か関係があったのだ
There is a such thing as fate. Even in this day and age, there's some sort of connection between our acquaintances and previous lives.

Panel 7
つまりおまえの場合手あたり次第に女性ををおそってるつもりで実は前世で自分を殺害した相手に復讐していたのだな
In short, you planned on attacking random women but were actually getting revenge on the people who murder you in your past life.

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Panel 1
なんてことだ。。。しかしそう言われれば女はたくさんいるのにあいつら以外おそう気にならなかった
What the hell... But now that you mention it, I didn't really think about attacking anyone besides them.

Panel 2
死刑！
Death sentence!

Panel 3
なんでー？！
Whyyy?!

あたりまえだろう 前世でおまえはすごいプレイボーイだった 殺されても自業自得だ
It's only natural. You were a major playboy in your past life, you got what you deserved when you were killed.

Panel 4
情状酌量の余地はない
There's no room to consider extenuating circumstances.

そんなー！
That's...!

Panel 5
冗談じゃない  チカンで死刑だなんてそんなむちゃな法律があるもんか！
Give me a break! Killing off perverts is an excessive law!

Panel 6
なんとか言いくるめなくては！なんとか。。。！
I have to talk my way out of this somehow! Somehow...!

何にします？電気椅子は修理に出してますが
What are you doing? Get the electric chair ready.

そうだなあ
Right.

Panel 7
ガス室にするか テレビの生中継をいれたら面白いぞ
How about the gas chamber? A live TV broadcast of it would be interesting.

勝手になこと言いやがって~~~！！
Don't just say whatever you want~~~!!

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Panel 1
ハッ！
Hah!

そうだ！
That's right!

Panel 2
もう一度調べてください！
Please investigate again!

何？
What?

Panel 3
前世で女たちにひどいことをしたのはそのまた前世の因縁にちがいありません！それを調べてください！
The terrible thing those women did in that previous life must be connected to another previous life! Investigate that!

Panel 4
なんだって？！
What?!

ザワッ
Zawa - Murmur

Panel 5
こら往生ぎわが悪いぞ！
Hey, don't you know when to give up?!

おとなしく処刑されてたまるかー！
As if I can quietly accept my execution!

どうします 調査を要求する権利はありますよ
What should we do? He has the right to an investigation.

刑法
Law

それはそうかもしれんが
That's true, isn't it?

Panel 6
なんだかいやな予感がする！！
I have a bad feeling about this!!

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前世
Previous life

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Panel 1
常春の国マリネラ
A country of everlasting spring, Malynera.

Panel 2
殿下はどうした
What is His Highness doing?

Panel 3
いやな予感がするとか言って走り回ってたが 結局 前世再生機のパワーアップを始めた
He said he had a bad feeling and ran around but eventually he started to give the Reincarnation Machine a power up.

ビビーッ
Bi bii - Beep beep

ガガガガ
Ga ga ga ga - Bam bam bam bam

Panel 4
パワーアップ？
A power up?

前世のそのまた前世を調べるとなると再生機のエネルギーを倍にしなくちゃならないらしい
It seems he's going to have to double the energy of the Reincarnation Marchine in order to investigate the previous life of the previous life.

Panel 5
エネルギー源は？
What's the energy source?

超小型核融合炉じゃないかな
An extremely small nuclear fusion reactor.

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Panel 1
融合炉のエネルギー発生量を倍にする？！たいへんな作業じゃないか！
He's doubling the energy emission rate of a nuclear reactor?! Isn't that a serious operation?!

だろうなあ
Probably.

Panel 2
だろうなどころじゃない！隔壁の強度を最低でも4倍にしなくちゃいけないし
It's not "probably" at all! The strength of the barrier wall has to be at least quadrupled!

Panel 3
ケーブルの電導軸や計器類だって
An conductivity axis cable and meters.

タッタッ
Ta ta - Tap tap

Panel 4
買ってきましたー！
I bought it!

ガガガガ
Ga ga ga ga - Bam bam bam bam

待っていたぞ！
I was waiting!

Panel 5
買ってきた？
He bought it?

Panel 6
プルトニウムでも買ってきたのか？
He even bought the plutonium?

コンビニの袋を持ってたぞ
He's carrying a convenience store bag.

ガガガ
Ga ga ga - Bam bam bam

Panel 7
なんだこれはー！
What is this?!

Panel 8
単三電池じゃないかー！
Aren't these double A batteries?!

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Panel 1
ぼくが買ったのは単二だ バカたれー！
You bought C batteries! Idiot!

すみませーん！
I'm sorry!

電池？
Batteries?

Panel 2
ああ いい！何とか使えそうだ そこの直列を並列にしろ！
Aah, fine! I'll use them somehow! Put those in order!

はっ！
Yes sir!

電池だって？
The batteries?

Panel 3
ガチッ
Gachi - Click

Panel 4
ビーン
Biin - Beep

Panel 5
パワーウップ完了！
Power up complete!

Panel 6
核融合炉じゃないんですか！
How is this a nuclear reactor?!

誰がそんなことを言った！
Who said that?!

Panel 7
えーと
Umm...

よーし連中をつれてこい！
All right, bring them in!

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Panel 3
何をやってる 早くつれてこんか！
What are you doing? Hurry and bring them!

それが。。。
That's...

Panel 4
険悪なムードで中に入りづらいんです
It's hard to come in with this serious mood.

Panel 5
ヌードがこわくて月刊エロスの泉が定期購読できるかー！
You can be afraid of nudes or you can subscribe to monthly Fountain of Eros!

そんな本読んでるんですか
You read those books?

Panel 6
ヌードじゃありません ムード
Not nudes, mood!

ぼくがつれ出す！
I'll bring them out!

バタン！
Batan! - Slam!

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Panel 1
シュタッ
Shuta - Whoosh

Panel 2
どこへ行った？！
Where did he go?!

あっ！
Ah!

Panel 4
ストッ
Suto - Land

Panel 5
殺気を感じた
I sensed a thirst for blood.

殺気？なるほど
A thirst? I see.

Panel 6
ぼくは根来流忍術の免許皆伝だから殺気を感じると体が勝手に反応してしまうのだ
My body reacts on its own when I sense a thirst for blood because of my initiation to Negoro Ryuu Ninjutsu.

そんなことってあるのかな
Does that really happen?

えっ？
Eh?

Panel 7
殺気を感じるなんて小説の中だけのことかと思ってたけど
I thought they only sensed a lust for blood in novels.

あるんだ
It's true.

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Panel 1
そうか？
Is it?

有名な柳生但馬守が
The famous Yagyuu Tajima no Kami

Panel 2
自分の屋敷でのんびりしていた
was relaxing at his mansion.

Panel 3
その時 お付きの若侍が
At that time, a young samurai...

油断しきってる。。。今うしろから切りかかったらいかな剣客でもひとたまりもあるまい
He's unprepared... If I slash him from behind now, even a swordsman would be helpless.

Panel 4
と 考えたとたん但馬守がキョロキョロし始めた
And, just when he thought that, Tajima no Kami began looking around restlessly.

Panel 5
殿 いかがなさいました
Sir, what are you doing?

今 殺気を感じたのだがあたりに人影はなし。。。妙だの
Just now I sensed a thirst for blood but there aren't any souls around here... strange.

Panel 6
それを聞いて若侍がゾっとした
When the young samurai heard that he got a chill.

ヒエー
Hyeeeh

Panel 7
これは実話だそうだ
I hear it's a true story.

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Panel 1
だから殿下が殺気を感じても不思議じゃない
So it's not strange if His Highness senses a thirst for blood.

なーるほどということは
I see. That means...

Panel 3
殺す！
I'll kill you!

シュタッ
Shuta - Whoosh

Panel 5
ストッ
Suto - Land

Panel 6
あれっ？
Huh?

殿下は遊んでるわれわれでつれ出そう
You're playing with His Highness. We'll bring them out.

Panel 7
すみませーん 皆さん研究室の方へどうぞー
Excuse me, everyone, if you would please come to the laboratory~.

Panel 8
殺すぞ！
I'll kill you!

シュタッ
Shuta - Whoosh

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Panel 1
ストッ
Suto - Land

Panel 2
死ね！
Die!

シュタッ
Shuta - Whoosh

Panel 3
あー面白い
Ah, this is fun.

ケラケラ
Kera kera - Cackle

Panel 4
スカッ
Suka - Thud

Panel 5
殺気を発してたのはおまえか！
Are you the one sending on a thirst for blood!

Panel 6
失礼な！何の証拠があって
How rude! What proof do you have?!

おまえの他に誰もおらん！
There's no one else but you!

Panel 7
えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 8
ズトッ
Zuto - Thunk

Panel 9
ドカッ
Doka - Pow

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Panel 1
ドゴッ
Dogo - Bam

Panel 2
ドドーン
Dodoon - Kaboom

Panel 3
むだな 時間の使ってしまったー！
This is a wasteful use of time!

Panel 4
さっそく再生を再会する！
Anyway, revive their reincarnations right away!

ガボッ
Gabo - Squish squish

Panel 5
ガボガボ
Gabo gabo - Squish squish

Panel 6
ズモンズモン
Zumon zumon - Suck suck

Panel 7
ポンポン
Pon pon - Poof poof

Panel 8
ガチッ
Gachi - Click

ピッ！
Pi! - Scree!

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Panel 1
ギューギュー
Gyuu gyuu - Twist twist

ピーッ
Pii - Scree

Panel 2
パワーアップの効果だ さっきよりしぼり方が強烈だから前世の前世がしぼり出される
The power up is effective. It's squeezing more intensely than before to squeeze out the previous life of the previous life.

意外と単純なんですね
That's unexpectedly simple.

Panel 3
ポタッポタッ
Pota pota - Drip drip

Panel 4
ジュッジューッ
Ju juu - Steeeam

Panel 5
ムクムク
Muku muku - Rise

Panel 6
ジャーン！
Jaan! - Tada!

Panel 7
昔の中国の女性だな
They were formerly Chinese women.

前の前の時は中国に住んでたんですね
In their previous previous lives they lived in China?

Panel 8
あっ男の方も
Ah, that man, too.

Panel 9
ムクムク
Muku muku - Rise

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Panel 1
ジャーン
Jaan - Tada

Panel 2
グッ
Gu - Grab

Panel 3
さあいらっしゃい
Now, come.

こまります！
I'm worried!

Panel 4
大丈夫よ 天子さまは博士たちと会議があっておみえにならないわ
It's fine. The doctors are meeting about the emperor, come on.

でももしみつかったら！
But if I'm discovered!

Panel 5
そんなことを言うならもうおまえの所から香油を買わないわよ！
If you say things like that I won't buy perfume for your place anymore!

そうよそうよ！
Yes, yes!

そんな。。。
That's...

Panel 6
さあ！
Now!

あっ
Ah

Panel 7
後宮の女性たちらしい
It looks like they're the women of the inner palace.

出入りの商人をひっぱりこんだみたいですね
It looks like they're dragging a regular tradesmen in.

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Panel 1
大胆だなあ 中国の宮廷といえば奥向きに仕える男の役人はみんなオチンチンをちょん切れてたんだぞ
How bold. If we're talking about China's court, all of the male servants working inside of the palace would have their weewees cut off.

Panel 2
宦官というやつですね
They're called eunuchs.

そうだ 後宮の女性に浮気させないための用心だ
That's right. It's a precaution to keep the women of the inner palace from cheating.

Panel 3
女官たちの見張りや雑役が主な仕事だったんだ
Their chief jobs are to guard the court ladies and odd jobs.

もともと奴隷や罪人 貧民からの志願者が宦官になったわけだから身分は低かったんだな
Originally the applicants were slaves or sinners or poor from low social positions so they became eunuchs.

Panel 4
しかし後宮で働くということは皇帝やその側近に近づく機会も多かったわけで
But because they worked in the inner palace they had many opportunities to get close to the Emperor.

うむ だんだん権力をにぎるようになっていったわけだ
Yeah, so they gradually started to seize power.

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Panel 1
なにしろ宦官というのは身分や財産を世襲することが許されていなかったからな
Anyway, eunuchs weren't allowed to inherit social status or property.

結婚能力がなく世襲権力をもちえない宦官は天子の信頼できる相手だったんだ
Unable to marry and unable to inherit anything, the emperor was able to trust eunuchs.

Panel 2
ひとたび権力の中枢にとりいれば あとは勝手なことができる
If they curried favor with the central political power, the could do what they wanted after that.

Panel 3
宦官はみんなな私腹を肥やすようになったわけだな
So eunuchs all started taking advantage of their positions.

ある宦官は金二百五十万両銀五千万両を貯めこんだそうだ
I heard one eunuch saved two million five hundred thousand in gold and fifty million in silver.

いや 唐の時代には
Well, that was the T'ang Dynasty era.

やいのやいの
Come here come here

Panel 4
宦官の話になるともりあがるなあ
They're pumped up at the mention of eunuchs.

ワイワイ
Yaay yaay

Panel 5
とにかく歴代の皇帝は女官たちが浮気しないように神経をとがらせていた そんな所に男が入りこんでみろ みつかったらただじゃすまんぞ
Anyway, successive generations of emperors became more sensitive about the court ladies not having affairs. Men would try to sneak in. If they were found they would pay.

Panel 6
あっ！
Ah!

キャッ？！
Kyah?!

Panel 7
おやっ？
Oh?

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Panel 1
衛士だわ！
It's the guards!

キャーッ！！
Kyaaah!!

Panel 2
ちがうの！ちがいます！
No! No!

その男が忍びこんできて無理矢理わたしたちを！
That man snuck in and was taking us by force!

助けて！
Save us!

Panel 3
なんですって？！
What?!

Panel 4
わたしは何も。。。！ワーッ！
I didn't...! Waaah!

Panel 5
ボボボボ
Bo bo bo bo - Fwoosh

Panel 6
連れていかれたみたいですね
It looked like they brought him there.

気の毒に
How pitiful.

Panel 7
死刑でしょうか
The death penalty?

あの頃の死刑は強烈だぞ~~~
At that time the death penalty was severe~~~.

Panel 8
というと？
Meaning?

おチンチンをちょん切られる
His weewee would be cut off.

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Panel 1
ちょん切るのが好きですね
You like cutting things off, right?

ぼくが好きなわけじゃない
I don't like it.

Panel 2
切り落とした そのナニを口にくわえさせて土に埋めるのだ
It's cut off. Then he'd be forced to drink something and be buried.

Panel 3
どうなります
What would happen?

ナニが腐って毒素を発する その毒でもだえ死ぬまでほうっておかれるのだ
Something would rot and emit toxins. They'd be left alone to die in agony by poison.

Panel 4
えげつな~~~
Nasty~~~

それはたしかに強烈ですね
It was definitely severe.

だがこんなのは序の口だ
But that's only the beginning.

Panel 5
もっとすごいのがあるんですか
Is there something worse?

教えてください
Tell us!

Panel 6
聞きたいか？しばらくレバーが食えなくなるぞ
You want to hear? You won't be able to eat liver again for awhile.

Panel 7
えーと
Umm...

Panel 8
今日の宮殿食堂の定食はニラレバいためだぞ
The special of the day in the palace is stir-fried liver.

あっぼくの好物に安くておいしいんだよな
Ah, that's my favorite, it's cheap and delicious.

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Panel 1
やめときます
Let's stop.

好きにしろ
As you like.

Panel 2
とにかく この再生結果を見ると前世の前世では男性の方が被害者だったわけです
Anyhow, when you look at the reincarnation results, the previous previous reincarnation of the man was the victim.

その因縁で前世のフランス貴族が女性たちをひどい目に会わせたのだとすると
So when he was a French aristocrat in his previous like he was cruel to those women.

Panel 3
無罪
Innocent

ガッツ！
Gattsu! - Thump!

Panel 4
そんなことってないわ！
You can't do that!

Panel 5
しかし前世の前世のあなた方の行動が前世の事件の原因だったわけですから
But your actions in your previous previous lives caused the actions in his previous life.

Panel 6
みんな男だからチカンの味方をしてるのよ
They're all men so they're siding with the pervert.

男性優位社会の弊害だわ
It's the evil of a male dominated society.

ヒソヒソ
Hiso hiso - Whisper whisper

そーゆー問題では
That's not the problem.

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Panel 1
それなら わたしたちも要求します
Then we have a request.

前世の前世の一件はそのまた前世の因縁にちがいありません
The incident in the previous previous life but have originated from a life before that.

それを調べてください
Please investigate that.

Panel 2
と言ってますが
You say that but...

だーっ！
Daaah!

Panel 3
だからいやな予感がしたんだ！そんなこと言ったらきりがないぞ！
I know I had a bad feeling about this! You can say that endlessly!

Panel 4
きりがあろうとなかろうと徹底的に調べてくれなくちゃ気がすみません！
Even if it seems endless you have to do a thorough investigation! Or we won't be happy!

ひえええ
Hyeeeh

Panel 5
望むところだ！オレが悪いか女共が悪いかこうなりゃ白黒つけてもらおうじゃないか！
Do as you like! Let's decide whether I'm bad or you women are bad based on our merits!

Panel 6
バチバチ
Bachi bachi - Crackle crackle

あああ
Aaaah

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Panel 1
やむをえん 前前前世の再生のためにパワーアップだ！
It can't be helped! It needs another power-up in order to go back to the previous previous previous life!

Panel 2
電池を買い占めてきましたー！
I bought up the batteries!

Panel 3
電池は一本いくらするんだー！えらい出費だー！
How much can one battery do?! That's a big expense!

なんでもいいからとにかくつなげ！
It's fine so connect them!

Panel 4
ビーンビーン
Biin biin - Beep beep

Panel 5
ズモンズモン
Zumon zumon - Suck suck

Panel 6
ポン！
Pon! - Poof!

Panel 7
ガッ
Ga - Grab

Panel 8
ギューギュー
Gyuu gyuu - Twist twist

ピーッ！
Pii! - Scree!

Panel 9
魂がちぎれちゃいませんか
The soul isn't going to be torn?

知らんわーい！
I don't know!

Panel 10
ジュジュー
Ju juu - Steam

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Panel 1
ムクムク
Muku muku - Rise

Panel 2
ジャーン
Jaan - Tada

Panel 3
何だこりゃ！
What is this?!

いきなり原始時代まで逆行しましたー！
We suddenly went back to primitive times!

Panel 4
だーっ！！
Daaah!!

Panel 5
キャーキャー
Kyaah kyaah

Panel 6
ボカボカ
Boka boka - Bam bam

Panel 7
女性をなぐってる
He's hitting the women.

ケンカか？！
A fight?!

Panel 8
略奪婚だ 当時は力のある男が女性をなぐり倒してむりやり奥さんにしたんだ
It's a forced marriage. In those day men beat down women and forced them to be their wives.

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Panel 1
ひいふうみい。。。7人なぐり倒した
One two three... He's beating 7 people.

あっ髪の毛をつかんでひっぱってった
Ah, he's dragged them by the hair.

一夫一婦制なんかなかったからなあ
There wasn't a system of monogamy.

Panel 2
ごらんなさい その時代にしいたげられた因縁が前前世の事件の原因なのよ！
Look. The incident in our previous previous lives was connected to what he did in that era!

Panel 3
何をぬかす そのまた前世でおまえたちが悪事を働いたに決まってるんだ！
That was because of something you guys did to me in the life before that!

Panel 4
調べてくれ！
Investigate it!

パワーアップ！！
Power-up!!

Panel 5
電池はもう全部買い占めちゃいました！
We already bought all the batteries on the market!

なにいー？！
Whaaat?!

Panel 6
やむをえん空軍へ行って迎撃ミサイル制御装置の電池を回収してこい！
I can't be helped. Go to the air force and collect the batteries from their attack missile controllers!

Panel 7
またんか！
Again?!

えっ？！
Eh?!

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Panel 1
なんでそんな所まで電池を使ってるんです わが国には原子力発電所だってあるんですよ！
Why are you using batteries when we have nuclear power plants in our country?!

Panel 2
おろか者！いざ戦争になったら発電所なんかまっ先にねらわれるんだ 迎撃システムに そんな信頼できない電源が使えるか！
Fool! If a war happens the power plant would be the first thing that's targeted! How can we trust that power supply in case of an attack?!

Panel 3
一理ある
You have a point.

理屈とトクホンはどこにでもくっつく
Keep logic and primers everywhere.

じゃあ原発の電気はどこに行ってるんです！
Then where does the electricity from the nuclear power plan go?!

Panel 4
マリネラ公園の噴水と公衆便所の照明だ！
It illuminates the fountain and public restrooms in Malynera Park!

Panel 5
回収してきましたー！
Go collect them!

Panel 6
ズモーンズモーン
Zumoon zumoon - Suck suck

Panel 7
ムクムク
Muku muku - Rise

Panel 8
アギャーッ
Agyaaah

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Panel 1
恐竜だ！
It's a dinosaur!

Panel 2
ピーッ
Pii - Scree

Panel 3
ズシーンズシーン
Zushiin zushiin - Thud thud

ピーッピーッ
Pii pii - Scree scree

Panel 4
オスの方が体が小さいんだな
The male is small.

7匹のメスに追い回されて
He's being chased around by 7 females.

ベシャッ
Besha - Yak

あっ ふみつぶされた
Ah, he was trampled.

Panel 5
そらみろ！
See, look!

そのまた前世をお願いします！
Please look at the life before that!

Panel 6
電池はもうないぞ！
There no more batteries!

Panel 7
風力発電！
Generate wind power!

ひえー
Hyeeeh

バッサバッサ
Bassa bassa - Flap flap

ブーン
Buun - Vroom

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Panel 1
ギュー
Gyuu - Squeeze

ピー
Pii - Scree

Panel 2
魂って丈夫だなあ
I wonder if the soul is okay.

ゾーキンならちぎれてるぞ
A dust rag would have torn by now.

Panel 3
ジュジュー
Ju juu - Steam

Panel 6
うん 今度は少し様子が
Hmm, this time it's definitely a small shape.

Panel 9
アメーバまで逆行したー！
They went back to amoebas!

キャー
Kyaaah

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Panel 2
エサをみつけて喜んでるらしい
It seems happy it found food.

あっ あっちから
Ah, over there.

Panel 3
ワサッ
Wasa - Rustle

Panel 4
ワサワサ
Wasa wasa - Rustle rustle

Panel 7
エサを持って逃げようとしている
It's going to run away with the food.

あっ とりかこまれた
Ah, it's surrounded.

Panel 8
インネンをつけられてるみたいだな
It looks like fate.

あっ なぐられた
Ah, they beat him up.

Panel 9
あーあ袋だたき
A-ah, they ganged up on him.

Panel 10
ボロッ
Boro - Tattered

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Panel 1
ホーッホッホッ
Hoo ho ho

ワサワサ
Wasa wasa - Rustle rustle

ビエーッ
Bwaaah

Panel 2
恐竜の時代にもアメーバの時代にもおれがいじめられてる！
Back in the time of the dinosaurs and when we were amoebas they picked on me!

Panel 3
やっぱり悪いのは女共だったんだ！
I knew it, women are awful!

ちょっと待って恐竜からいきなりアメーバってことないわ！
Wait a minute, it went from dinosaurs to suddenly amoebas!

そうよ魚類や両生類の時代にきっととんでもないことをしてるのよ！
Yes, there must of been some time as fish and amphibians!

Panel 4
調べてよ！
Investigate!

それにアメーバの前の時代も！
Besides that, there's a time before amoebas, too!

アメーバに前世なんてあるのかなあ
I wonder what a life before being an amoeba is.

Panel 5
調べて！！
Investigate!

あああ
Aaah

Panel 6
風力発電プラス水力発電！
Wind power plus water power!

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Panel 1
ひえーっ
Hyeeeh

バッサバッサ
Bassa bassa - Flap flap

ウィーン
Uiin - Vween

Panel 2
ジャーッ
Jaa - Pour

ビーン
Biin - Squeak

Panel 3
がんばれー！！
Do your best!!

Panel 4
ビーンビーン
Biin biin - Beep beep

Panel 5
ドカーン
Dokaan - Kapow

Panel 6
キャーッ！
Kyaaah!

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Panel 1
ドシャッ
Dosha - Thud

Panel 2
ハッ
Hah

Panel 3
ここはー？！
This is...?!

Panel 4
電圧を上げすぎて再生機が爆発したらしいがいったいどこへ吹き飛ばされたんだろう
It looks like I increased the voltage on the Reincarnation Machine too much and it exploded, but where in the world was I blown to?

Panel 5
誰じゃおまえは
Who are you?

Panel 6
誰だというおまえこそ誰だ！
I should be the one asking who you are!

Panel 7
わしは神じゃ
I'm God.

Panel 8
ええっ あなたが？！
Eeh, you are?!

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Panel 1
今年96歳で年のわりには元気だという評判の3丁目の加実さんの所のおじいさん！
You're lively considering you're 96 years old this year old man Mr. Kami of the third district!
*In Japanese, "kami" can mean "God".

何じゃそりゃ
Who is that?

Panel 2
ゴッドじゃ
I'm God.

Panel 3
ああ
Aah.

ポン
Pon - Pat

Panel 4
4丁目の後藤さん
Mr. Gotou of the 4rth district.

いっぺん脳にカンチョーするか？
Is there an enema in your brain?

Panel 5
アホにはつきあっとれんわしはこれから宇宙を造るんで忙しいんじゃ
I can't waste my time with fools, I have a universe to create.

宇宙？
Universe?

Panel 6
光あれ
Let there be light.

Panel 7
パッ
Pa - Snap

あっ？！
Ah?!

Panel 8
ああーっ！
Aaah?!

どうした！
What's wrong?!

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Panel 1
あなたはもしや神様では！
If you're God...!

最初から言ーとろーが
This is the beginning.

Panel 2
そうか！前世前世とさかのぼってる所で機械が爆発したから宇宙ができる前の世界にやってきてしまったんだ！
I see! I was sent to a time before the universe was made because the machine exploded and sent me back to the previous previous life!

Panel 3
それならちょうどいい！ぼくはあなたの創造物です！
That's good then! I'm your creation!

何じゃと！
What?!

Panel 4
というとこれから造る予定の「人間」か？！
Did you have plans to make 'humans' after this?!

そうです！
Yes!

Panel 5
失敗か
Did I fail?

おいこらおっさん
Hey, old man...

Panel 6
そんなことより実はこれこれしかじかで一人の男と7人の女がいがみあってたいへんなんです！
More importantly, actually, bla-de-bla, there's been a big quarrel between one man and 7 women!

Panel 7
何っ？！
What?!

このままだと未来永劫いさかいを続けるでしょう！なんとかしてください！
If it stays like this the quarrel is going to last for an eternity! Please do something!

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Panel 1
「人間」を創造するにあたって誰と誰がどこで知りあって好きになるとか嫌いあうとかいわゆる因縁というものを設定するつもりだったんじゃが
At the time I created "humans" I planned on creating a thing called 'fate' that would guide who would like each other or hate each other when they met.

Panel 2
その8人については設定にミスがあったんじゃろうだから何代にもわたっていがみあっておるのじゃ
I made a mistake with those 8 when I made them, so they cross into every generation quarreling.

なんとかなりますか？！
Can't you do something?!

Panel 3
なんとかしよう
I'll will.

カッ！
Ka! - Light!

Panel 4
わっ？！
Wah?!

Panel 5
わーっ？！
Waaah?!

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Panel 1
助けてくれーっ！
Save meee!

Panel 2
ガバッ
Gaba - Reel

Panel 3
あ。。。？
Ah...?

Panel 4
どうなったんだ？
What happened?

ガーッ
Gaa - Fuzz

Panel 5
パッ
Pa - Pop

ケネディー空港にナウジア首長国連邦のサザビ王子が到着しました
Prince Sothebys of the Naujia United Federation has arrived at Kennedy Airport.

Panel 6
王子の今回の訪米が中東問題解決に大きな役割をはたすものと期待されています
It's expected that on this visit to America he'll play a big role in solving problems in the Middle East.

ガヤガヤ
Gaya gaya - Chatter chatter

Panel 8
あいつだ！
It's him!

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Panel 1
王子はお国の伝統に従って7人のお后を同伴しています
As is tradition in his home country, the prince is accompanied by his 7 queens.

7人？！
7?!

Panel 3
顔は見えんがあの女性たちだな
I can't see their faces, but they're those women.

Panel 4
神様が歴史を変えたか
Did God change history?

Panel 5
一人の男に7人の女性うまくまとめるためにはこれしかなかったんだろうな
One man with 7 women. Seems that was the only way to settle this smoothly.

Panel 6
ワイワイ
Yay yay

Panel 7
みんな事件が起こったことなど忘れている。。。というより初めから事件などなかったということが
Everyone forgot about the incident... It's like nothing ever happened.

Panel 8
チカンさわぎもそのあとの再生機の電力問題も歴史が変わったから 最初から起こらなかったことになってしまったわけだ
The pervert uproar and the reincarnation machine after it didn't happen because history changed.

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Panel 1
しかしそうなるとさみしいな あれだけ大さわぎしたのに記憶してるのがぼくだけとは
But I feel a bit lonely. I'm the only one who remembers the whole mess.

Panel 2
ずっ
Zu - Slide

アホだから夢に腹をたてて
It's idiotic to get mad over a dream.

Panel 4
ロンドンは遠い
London is far.

Panel 5
そうか おまえはロンドンに行ってたから変更される前の元の歴史の流れの中で生きてるわけだ
I see. Because you went to London, to you're from the original timeline before the change.

くわしいリクツはわからんが
I don't understand the details of the theory.

Panel 6
それにしてもだな
Even so...

Panel 7
みんな忘れきってるようなギャグで落ちをつけるな バカたれー！！
Don't keep telling jokes that no one else remembers, idiot!!

ボカボカ
Boka boka - Pow pow

前世再生機/おわり
The Reincarnation Machine / End