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ギリシャ聖像の謎
パタリロ!ミステリー1
Mystery of the Greek Icon
Patalliro! Mystery 1

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Panel 1
バンコランのマンション
Bancoran's apartment house

Panel 2
チッチッチッ
Chi chi chi - Tick tick tick

Panel 3
そー
Soo - Sneak

Panel 4
パタン
Patan - Click

Panel 5
やっとフィガロが寝てくれた
Figaro finally went to sleep.

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Panel 1
クー
Kuu - Zzz

Panel 2
めずらしいな 居眠りしてる
It's rare for him to doze off.

クスッ
Kusu - Giggle

Panel 3
疲れてるんだな バンコラン ベッドで寝たら？
If you're tired why don't you lie down on the bed, Bancoran?

Panel 4
ん。。。う~~~ん
Nn... Yeah~...

Panel 5
フウ
Fuu - Phew

Panel 6
8時か 帰らなくては
8 o'clock? I have to get home.

Panel 7
何を寝ぼけて
What, are you sleep-talking?

Panel 8
ハッ！
Hah!

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Panel 2
常春の国マリネラ
A country of everlasting spring, Malynera.

Panel 3
で
So

Panel 4
バンコランを半死半生の目にあわせて飛び出してきたわけか
So that's why you half killed Bancoran and ran away?

ギッ
Gi - Squeak

Panel 5
フィガロはどうする
What about Figaro?

知るもんか！
As if I know!

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Panel 1
知るもんかったって
You don't know?

Panel 2
ベビーシッターでもやとうだろうさ！
He can hire a babysitter!

ドサッ
Dosa - Thud

Panel 3
あんな人のことなんか考えたくもない！子供の世話ももうたくさんだ！
I don't want to think about that man! I've had enough of child care, too!

Panel 4
家事も育児も浮気者ももういやだー！
I can't take anymore housework or nursing or cheaters!

ワーッ
Waaaah

何なんだ
What's with that?

Panel 5
若い母親はストレスがたまりやすいんですよ
It's easy for young mothers to get stressed out.

Panel 6
それまで外でバリバリ仕事をしてた女の人でも子供ができると家にとじこもってしまうわけです
When a woman who was energetically working outside has a child and gets shut up in the house...

献身的に子供のめんどうをみるのが当然という風潮があるわけですから
It's the natural tendency when devoting oneself to childcare.

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Panel 1
マライヒは女じゃないぞ
Maraich isn't a woman.

Panel 2
そーゆー問題でなくて
That's not the problem.

うん？
Yeah?

Panel 3
つまり ただでさえ慣れない育児で疲れてるのにだんながプレイボーイじゃたまりません
In short, they're already tired of childcare that they're not normally accustomed to even when their husbands aren't playboys.

マライヒさんの神経がプッツンしてもしかたありませんよ
Maraich's nerves were inevitably shot.

Panel 4
しかし そのたびに押しかけられちゃたまらんぞ
But he always intrudes on us.

ワアア！
Waaah!

Panel 5
気分転換をさせてストレスが発散できればいいんですが
If we change the mood he should be able to let out his stress.

気分転換か
Change the mood?

Panel 6
おまえ宝石とか美術品とか美しいものが好きだったな
Do you like jewels, artwork and beautiful things?

Panel 7
ピクッ
Piku - Twitch

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Panel 1
宝石？
Jewels?

好きだろう？
You like them?

Panel 2
ダイヤをくれる？
Are you going to give me diamonds?

甘ったれるな
Don't be spoiled!

Panel 3
すばらしい美術品をを見せてやろうというんだ
I'll show you some wonderful works of art.

なんだ
What?

Panel 4
おまえは知らんだろうが「見せて自慢の会」というのがあってぼくも会員なのだ
You don't know? I'm a member of the "Association of Showing and Boasting".

Panel 5
何それ
What is that?

世界中の金持ちが自分の宝物を持ち寄って自慢しあう会うだ
Rich people from all over the world gather together to show off the treasures they've collected.

Panel 6
いやな会だな
That sounds like an unpleasant association.

おまえは運がいい今日が年に一度の会合の日でまもなく皆が集まってくる
You're lucky. Today is our once a year meeting. Everyone will be gathering soon.

Panel 7
今回はとくにすばらしい品が集まるんだぞ
This time some especially wondrous items will be gathered.

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Panel 1
イタリア貴族は 神聖ローマ帝国に伝わる黄金の聖杯日本の新興宗教の教祖は親鸞上人直筆の掛軸を持ってくる
An Italian noble will bring a sacred golden cup handed down through the Holy Roman Empire. The founder of a new religion in Japan will bring a hanging scroll of written by St. Shinran himself.

Panel 2
アメリカの大富豪はアールヌーボー初期の貴重なクリスタル細工中東の王様は古代中国の皇帝が使っていたとヒスイの玉印を披露することになっているのだ
An American millionaire is bringing a valuable crystal work in the early stages of art nouveau. 
A Middle Eastern king is showing a jade ball used by an ancient Chinese emperor.

Panel 3
すばらしいだろう
It should be wonderful.

Panel 4
聞いたかぎりではどの品も美術館でメイ ンの展示品になりそうだね
Those sound like they should be exhibits at an art museum.

いずれおとらぬ世界の至宝だ
They're some of the greatest treasures in the world.

Panel 5
しかしこれくらいでおどろいてはいけない
But don't be astonished by those.

Panel 6
実はもうひとつ！
There's actually one more!

ビシッ
Bishi - Snap

Panel 7
今回の目玉があるのだ！
This time there's an eyeball!
*In Japanese, the kanji used in "eyeball" can also mean "treasure".

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Panel 3
ブチッ
Buchi - Tear

Panel 4
気味の悪いまねはやめろ
Stop acting creepy.

Panel 5
今回初参加のフランスの不動産王なのだが
This time a French real estate king is participating for the first time.

タフだな
You're tough.

Panel 6
そのヴェルヌという金持ちが持つてくるのが去年アテネの郊外で発掘された小さな象
He's a rich man called Verne who is bringing a small elephant he found in the suburbs of Athens last year.

ああはえてきた
Aah, it's grown.

Panel 7
象だぞ 鼻の長い象じゃないぞ
It's an elephant. They have long noses.

わかってるよ
I know.

Panel 8
手のひらに乗るくらい小さな象を期待されては困ると思ってな
You're probably worrying about an elephant that's small enough to hold in the palm of your hand.

しないって
I'm not.

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Panel 1
その小像こそ前代未聞門外不出この世に二つとない秘宝なのだ！
It's unheard of for this small *figurine to be taken off the premises. There's not other treasure like it in the world!
*In Japanese, "zou" can be for "figurine" and "elephant".

Panel 2
美しさ 芸術性の高さは言うにおよばずその材質こそ神秘の源希少性の証！
It's beautiful, the height of art, if you don't have proof of the rarity of the mysterious items then don't come!

Panel 3
チタン合金製なのだ
It's made of titanium alloy.

Panel 5
まってよ アテネの郊外で発掘されたのなら古代ギリシャで作られた物じゃないの
Wait. Wouldn't something found in Athens be made in ancient Greece?

そうだ
Yes.

Panel 6
その時代にチタン合金があるわけないじゃない
They didn't have titanium alloy back then.

ところがギッチョンキリギリス
But *gicchon grasshopper
*"Gicchon" is an interlude used in Japanese ballad-type of songs. It's said to imitate the sound a grasshopper makes.

Panel 7
あたりきしゃりきくるまひき
The common rickshaw puller, the cartman
*In Japanese this is a play on words: "Atariki shariki kurumahiki".

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Panel 1
けっこう毛だらけ猫灰だらけケツのまわりはクソだらけ
Fine fine fine, as a cat with its fur full of catnip and its butt covered in feces.
*This is some alliteration in Japanese.

ブッ
Bu - Ptoo

Panel 2
きたないなあ
That's filthy.

像に付着していたバクテリアの放射性同位元素を
Radioactive isotopes of bacteria are clinging to the figurine.

Panel 3
まあくわしい話は省略するがとにかく科学者が徹底的に調査して記元前に作られた物と判明したのだ
Well, to keep a long story short, scientists investigated it thoroughly and it was confirmed that it was made in the B.C. era.

Panel 4
信じられない
I don't believe it.

だからこそ世界に二つとない秘宝なのだ
That's why there's not another treasure like it in the world.

Panel 5
ぼくもまだ写真でしか見たことがないから今日実物を見れるとわかって楽しみでなあ
I've only ever seen a picture so today is the first time I get to see and enjoy the real thing, too.

Panel 6
それをぼくにも見せてくれるの？！
I'll get to see it, too?!

うむ
Yeah.

Panel 7
すごーい 何だかワクワクしてきた！
Amazing. I'm a little nervous!

少しは気が晴れたようだな
It seems he's feeling a bit better.

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Panel 1
殿下皆さんがお集まりになりました
Your Highness, everyone is gathered.

Panel 2
ガヤガヤガヤ
Gaya gaya gaya - Chatter chatter

Panel 3
モクモク
Moku moku - Smoke

Panel 4
フーッ
Huu - Phew

Panel 5
今日の眼目はなんといっても発掘された聖像ですな
When all is said and done, the main attraction today is the sacred figurine that was excavated.

アメリカの富豪アルフルッド∥タネン
American millionaire, Alfred Tannen.

Panel 6
さようさよう
Hello, hello.

日本の新興宗教の教祖 眼禅
Founder of a new religious sect in Japan, Ganzen.

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Panel 1
ジャラジャラジャラジャラ
Jara jara jara jara - Rattle rattle rattle

Panel 2
ジャラジャラジャラ
Jara jara jara - Rattle rattle

Panel 3
渇！
Thirst!

ビクッ
Biku - Shock

Panel 4
わしの命をねらうのは誰だ！
Who's after my life?!

ギャリッ！
Gyari! - Gyaaah!

Panel 5
中東の王様サダム∥コサイン
Middle Eastern king, Saddam Koscien.

どうものどの調子が
My throat is dry.

オホッ
Oho

ハアハア
Haah haah

Panel 6
落ち着きなさい和尚のいつもの発声練習ですよ
Calm down. It's just the priest's usual chanting.

クッチャクッチャ
Kuccha kuccha - Chew chew

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Panel 1
イタリアの貴族ベネチアーン∥ローゼス
Italian noble, Venetian Roses.

暗殺がこわかったら独裁政治をやめればいいんですよ
If you're afraid of being assassinated then retire from you dictatorship.

プー
Puu - Blow

Panel 2
おおきなお世話だ
Mind your own business.

うむ 内政干渉はいけない
Hmm, I can't intervene.

モクモク
Moku moku - Smoke

Panel 3
ところで皆さんヴェルヌ氏と面識は？
By the way, is everyone acquainted with Mr. Verne?

Panel 4
商用で何度か会ったことがあるよ
I've met him several times on business.

モクモク
Moku moku - Smoke

Panel 5
わたしも。。。ブローニユのシャトーを買う件で彼の家をたずねたことがあります
Me too... I visited his home about the matter of buying his Boulonge chateau.

クッチャクッチャ
Kuccha kuccha - Chew chew

Panel 6
実はそのおり特別に聖像を見せてもらいましてね
Actually, he showed me that special sacred icon.

なんだと！
What?!

 Panel 7
わしには見せてくれなかったぞ！
He didn't show it to me!

知りませんよ
I wouldn't know.

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Panel 1
ぬけがけはいけませんなわたしら実物を見たくてウズウズしてるのに
You got a step ahead of us. We've been itching to see the real thing.

そーだそーだ
Yes, yes.

Panel 2
まあまあ 皆さんだってすぐ見られるんだから
Now now, everyone will see it soon.

プー
Puu - Blow

Panel 3
ひょっとしたらあいつあのいまわしい嫌煙家というやつかなだとしたらとんでもない野郎だ
Maybe he's a damned smoke hater. What a horrible bastard.

スパスパ
Supa supa - Cut

あなたといるとみんなタバコぎらいになるんじゃないですか
Everyone would come to hate tobacco if they were around you.

Panel 4
どーゆー意味じゃい！
What's that supposed to mean?!

ギャーギャー
Gyaaah gyaaah

Panel 5
ひとくせもふたくせもありそうな人たちだね
They seem a little quirky.

金持ちなんてそんなもんだ
That's how rich people are.

Panel 6
殿下 ヴェルヌ氏です
Your Highness, it's Mr. Verne.

Panel 7
おそくなりまして
Pardon my lateness.

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Panel 1
これで皆さんそろいました宝物を展示する間 かるく一杯やりながら待ちください
Now we're all together. Please wait a moment and have a light drink while the treasures are being displayed.

Panel 2
カクテルですか
Cocktails?

水ですが
It's water.

Panel 3
水~~~？
Water~~~?

ああ世界の名水を取り寄せて飲みくらべるんですな
Aah, he sent away for the world's brand name spring waters to drink and compare.

Panel 4
しかし水とは
But it's water.

健康には一番
It's the healthiest.

ガヤガヤ
Gaya gaya - Chatter chatter

Panel 5
水道の水を出したらおこられそうだ ミネラルウォーターを買ってこい
Sounds like they'll get mad if I bring out tap water. Get mineral water.

はっ
Yes sir.

Panel 6
君たちが展示するのか？
Are you guys displaying them?

Panel 7
はあ
Yes.

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Panel 1
素人にはむずかしいぞ 照明ひとつで表情が変わるんだ 手伝ってやろう
It's difficult for amateurs. The illumination and expressions change. I'll help you.

おそれいります
Thank you.

Panel 2
これは六甲の水ですね
This water is from Rokko, isn't it?

こっちはペリエだ
This is Perrier.

Panel 3
なかなか味わい深い
What an incredibly deep taste.

水なんてどれも同じようだが
All the water from everywhere is the same.

Panel 6
君は？
And you are?

パタ。。。国王の友人でマライヒといいます
Pata... I'm Maraich, a friend of the king's.

Panel 7
おおパタリロ殿下の わしは元禅です
Ooh, His Highness Patalliro's? I'm Ganzen.

ローゼスです
I'm Roses.

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Panel 1
二人あわせて元禅ローゼスです
Together we are Ganzen Roses.

Panel 2
はあ
Sure.

Panel 3
すべりましたな
We're slipping.

今ひとつ知名度が
They're at the top of the charts right now.

ブヒッ
Buhi - Squeal

※作者註 GUNS 'N' ROSES。 今 大人気のアメリカのロックバンド。
*Author note: GUNS 'N' ROSES. Right now they're America's most popular rock band.

Panel 4
展示が終わりましたー
The displays are finished~.

Panel 6
きれーい！
Beautiful!

Panel 7
わーこっちも！
Wow, this one, too!

Panel 8
しぶーい！
Coool!

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Panel 1
展示を手伝ったそうじゃないか 自分の聖杯を照明のいい所に置いたんだろう
Didn't you help with the display? You put your holy grail in a well-lit place.

ご冗談を
You must be joking.

プー
Puu - Puff

Panel 2
ハッ！
Hah!

Panel 4
おっとそれどころではない 聖像を
Oh, impossible, that's the sacred icon.

そうだそうだ
Yes, yes.

Panel 5
おーっ これはなんとみごとな！
Oooh, it's incredible!

写真ではわからなかったがこの肌理の美しさは。。。！
I couldn't see how beautiful this texture was from the picture...!

Panel 6
なんてきれい。。。でも不思議な形
What a beautiful, but mysterious, figure...

美しいだろう？
Isn't it beautiful?

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Panel 1
マライヒ君といったね美術品が好きかい？
You're little Maraich, right? You like works of art?

ええ
Yes.

Panel 2
あぶないタイプ
This is the dangerous type.

Panel 3
私の屋敷は美術館みたいでね
I'd love to show you the gallery in my mansion.

Panel 4
よかったらぜひ今度
If you like, we could go now.

Panel 5
サッ
Sa - Swish

Panel 6
グキッ
Guki - Crack

Panel 7
あがっ！
Agah!

気やすくさわらないで
Don't get too friendly with me.

Panel 8
フッ！
Hu! - Fwoo!

Panel 9
うん？！
Ung?!

おい何だこりゃ！
Hey, what's with this?!

どうした停電か？！
What happened? A power outage?!

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Panel 1
あかりを持ってこい！
Bring in lamps!

いてっ 足をふむな！
Ow, don't step on my foot!

わーっポケットに手をつっこんでるのは誰だ！
Waaah, who stuffed their hand in my pocket?!

こらーぼくの国で犯罪は許さんぞ！
Heeey, I don't permit crimes in my country!

Panel 2
パッ
Pa - Light

Panel 5
あがが
Agagah

Panel 6
ポイ
Poi - Toss

ドサッ
Dosa - Thud

Panel 7
何をしている
What are you doing?

落ちてました
You dropped this.

Panel 8
どこに
Where?

胸の内ポケット
Inside your breast pocket.

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Panel 1
この国じゃそーゆーのを落ちてると言うのかね
In this country do you call that "falling"?

サッ
Sa - Swish

Panel 2
マリネラ現代用語
Current Terms in Malynera

Panel 3
「落ちている」胸の内ポケットにサイフがある状態
"Falling".  The status of a wallet in the breast pocket.

ぼくが編集したんです
I edited it.

Panel 4
ああっ！おい見ろ！
Aah! Hey, look!

Panel 6
聖像がない
The sacred icon is gone!

ええっ？！
Eeh?!

Panel 7
ドアをしめろ！
Close the doors!

Panel 8
しまってます
They're closed.

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Panel 1
ずっとしまってたか？！停電の最中に出入りした者はいないか！
They were closed the whole time?! Did anyone go in or out during the blackout?!

Panel 2
いません ぼくたちずっとここに立ってましたから
No. We were standing here the whole time.

Panel 3
ということは部屋の中にある
So it must be in the room.

ホッ
Ho

Panel 4
誰か知らんがつまらんいたずらをしたようだ出していただこう
I don't know who did it, but it seems like someone it playing a petty prank. Put it back.

Panel 5
シーン
Shiin - Silence

Panel 6
出してもらえないとちょっと不愉快な思いをすることになるますよ
If you don't take it out it's going to be a bit uncomfortable.

シーン
Shiin - Silence

Panel 7
よーし部屋をさがせっそれで見つからなかったら皆さんの身体検査をしろ！
All right, search the room. If you don't find it, frisk everyone!

Panel 8
10分後
10 minutes later.

Panel 9
ありません
It isn't anywhere.

Panel 10
ないわけないだろー！
That's impossible!

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Panel 1
だって部屋の中に隠すような所はありませんし誰も持ってないんです
It's not hidden anywhere in the room and no one has it.

Panel 2
なんだとー？！
Whaaat?!

私の聖像はどこへ行ったんだ！
Where did my sacred icon go?!

Panel 3
窓も隠し場所もない部屋でドアはしめきっていてしかも誰も持ってない？！
The door was shut and there are no windows, and no one has it?!

Panel 4
どういうことだ！
What's the meaning of this?!

クッチャクッチャ
Kuccha kuccha - Chew chew

Panel 5
マライヒおまえ謎ときは得意だろう 聖像がどこにあるかわかるか？！
Maraich, you're good at puzzles! Do you know where the sacred icon is?!

さあね
Who knows?

Panel 6
でも犯人はわかってる
But I know who did it.

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Panel 1
えっ？！
Eh?!

ザワッ
Zawa - Chatter

Panel 2
単純に考えるんだ 小さいといっても金属製の像がケムリのように消えてしまうわけがない
Think about it simply. Even if it's small, a metal icon can't just disappear like smoke.

Panel 3
いいかい本物なら消えるわけがないんだ
The original couldn't have disappeared.

Panel 4
でも消えてしまった。。。ということはあれは本物じゃなかったんだ
But it did disappear... So that wasn't the original.

Panel 5
ニセモノだったのか？！
It was a fake?!

Panel 6
君 写真を見ただけで本物そっくりのニセモノを作れる？
Would you be able to make an exact fake based on just the picture?

無理いうな 正確な大きさや材質感は写真じゃわからん
It would be impossible. The photo doesn't show the correct size or materials.

Panel 7
つまり犯人がニセモノを作るためには今日以前に本物を見ている必要があるわけだ
In short, in order for the culprit to make a fake he would have had to seen the real thing before today.

Panel 8
持ち主のヴェルヌさんか
The owner is Mr. Verne?

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Panel 1
ヴェルヌさんの家で見たことがあると言っていたローゼスさん
Mr. Roses said that he had seen it at Mr. Verne's house before.

Panel 2
この二人だけが以前から本物を知っていて精巧なニセモノを作るチャンスがあった
They're the only two people who knew the real thing and had a chance to make an elaborate fake.

Panel 3
そして幸か不幸かヴェルヌさんは停電の間ぼくに指をきめられて身動きできなかった
And for better or worse, during the outage I had Mr. Verne's fingers and he couldn't move.

Panel 5
ダッ
Da - Tap

Panel 6
ガッ！
Ga! - Pow!

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Panel 1
本物はローゼスさんのカバンの中にありました
The real thing was in Mr. Roses' bag.

展示を手伝っている時すりかえたものと思われます
It seems he replaced it while he was helping to set up the exhibit.

Panel 2
配電盤にも細工がしてありました
He also used a trick on the switchboard.

やっぱり
I knew it.

Panel 3
ニセモノはごく薄いプラスチックの表面に金属粉をふきつけた物で中は空洞だったんだ
The fake was made of a very light plastic coated with a metal powder on the outside, it was hollow inside.

Panel 4
奴め 停電の間に口に押しこんだんだ かめばペシャンコになるからそれをガムみたいにかんでいたわけだな
That jerk. During the blackout he forced it into his mouth and chewed it until it was flat. That's why it looked like he was chewing gum.

カチャ
Kacha - Click

Panel 5
さぞまずかったろうと思うが
I knew he was bad.

動機は？
And his motive?

Panel 6
調べたらあいつ「見せて自慢の会」の他に「神は宇宙人だった会」の会員でもあったんだ
When we investigated he was a member of "Association of Showing and Boasting" and another group called "The God was an Alien Association".

Panel 7
「神は宇宙人だった会」？
"The God was an Alien Association"?

人間を創造したのは宇宙人だと信じる連中の集まりだ
It's a group of people who believe aliens created humans.

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Panel 1
彼らからすると紀元前に作られたチタン合金の像は宇宙人がいた何よりの証拠というわけだな ローゼスはヴェルヌ氏に何度も売ってくれるよう頼んだがことわられて今回の犯行を計画したのだ
For him the existence of an icon made of titanium alloy created in B.C. times is evidence of aliens. Roses asked Mr. Verne to sell it to him many times but was rejected, so he planned this crime.

Panel 2
宇宙人がいたの？
There were aliens?

さあな
Who knows.

Panel 3
たとえばアトランティス人は非常に高度な文明を持っていたといわれる反重力装置を使用したという説もあるほどチタン合金ぐらい発明していたかもしれん
For example, the people of Atlantis were said to have an extremely advanced culture. There was a theory that they had an anti-gravity machine, so maybe titanium alloy was created there.

Panel 4
宇宙人が作ろうが人間が作ろうがそんなのはどうでもいいことだ
Does it matter whether aliens or humans made it?

Panel 5
肝心なのはあの像が美しいということだけだ
In the end the icon is beautiful.

そうだね
Yes, it is.

Panel 6
とにかくおかしな事件だった
それじゃ
Anyway, that was a strange incident.

Panel 7
帰るのか？
You're going home?

バンコランも反省してるだろうしね
Bancoran has probably reflected on his actions.

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Panel 2
あ。。。
Ah...

ああっ。。。
Aah...

Panel 3
あん！
Ahn!

Panel 4
大使館のタマネギに聞いたらマライヒはマリネラにいるらしい
I heard from the Tamanegi at the embassy that Maraich is in Malynera.

Panel 5
フィガロはタマネギたちにあずけたし しばらく独身生活を楽しめるぞ
I left Figaro in the care of the Tamanegi. I can enjoy the single life for awhile.

ああっ。。。！
Aah...!

Panel 6
ただいまー
I'm home!

ガチャッ
Gacha - Click

このあとどうなるかは想像がつくと思うので省略します
I think you can imagine what happened after this so I omitted it.

ギリシャ聖像の謎/おわり
Mystery of the Greek Icon / End