花とゆめCOMICS
Hana to yume comics

パタリロ!
Patalliro!

第8巻
Volume 8

魔夜峰央
Mineo MAYA

大石主税波多利郎
Oishi Chikara Patalliro 

赤穂浪士賛沈
The 47 Ronin

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目次
Table of Contents

地球人の課題(パタリロ!25)。。。。3
The Earthling's Task (Patalliro! 25) ..........3

恋の旅路(パタリロ!26)。。。。33
Love's Journey (Patalliro! 26)......33

パタリロ忠臣蔵(パタリロ!27)。。。63
Patalliro Chushingura (Patalliro! 27)............63

Xの悲劇((パタリロ!28)。。。121
X's Tragedy (Patalliro! 28)....121

悪魔の雷鳴。。。。。。。。。151
Demon's Thunder........151

妖怪女妖観音。。。。。。。。。。167
Demons: Female Ghost Kwannon.........167

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パタリロ!25
Patalliro! 25

地球人の課題
The Earthling's Task

4
Panel 1
200X年、地球には高度な文明が栄えていた
Year 200X, the Earth has flourished into an advanced civilization.

Panel 2
科学者たちの努力により火星に生物がいることが発見されてはいたが諸般の事情により火星人との交流は禁止されていた
Due to scientist's efforts life has been found on Mars, but intermingling with Martians was prohibited.

Panel 3
火星人
Martians

Panel 4
なぜ火星人との交流が禁止されるようになったかは花とゆめコミックス「パタリロ！」第2巻を読んでいただければわかる
If you want to know why intermingling with the Martians is prohibited you can read Hana to Yume's "Patalliro!", volume 2.

Panel 5
どっちにしても、いまだ。恒星への道は遠く地球人は宇宙の孤児ではないしても、それに近い状態で他の星の知性体に出会うことを夢見ていたそんなある日ー
Still, in either case, even if the path to the planets is far, Earthlings aren't the only ones in space and one day they dream of meeting other intelligent life nearby.

スーパーキャットジュニア
Super Cat Junior

ばびゅーん
Babyuun

Panel 6
アルプス山中
In the Alps

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Panel 1
カサカサ
Kasa kasa - Rustle rustle

Panel 2
コロン
Koron - Roll

あ
Ah.

Panel 3
いかんいかん
No, no!

キリキリ
Kiri kiri - Scree scree

Panel 4
カサカサ
Kasa kasa - Rustle rustle

Panel 5
コロン
Koron - Roll

あ
Ah.

Panel 6
いかんいかん
No, no!

キリキリ
Kiri kiri - Scree scree

Panel 7
ちょっとパタリロ何やってんの？
What are you up to, Patalliro?

コンピューター付きのプラモデルを作ったんだが。どうもうまくいかん
I made a plastic model equipped with a computer. It's not going very well.

コロン
Koron - Roll

あ
Ah.

Panel 8
ハイキングに来てくだらないことやってないでよ
You came to go hiking, not screw around.

バカ！
Idiot!

パタリロのいとこルル＝ベル。言語学の天才
Patalliro's cousin, Lulu Belle. A linguistics prodigy.

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Panel 1
君は顔はきれいなんだがどうも口が悪いなあ
You have a pretty face but a very sharp tongue.

パタリロ9世御存じパタリロ8世の子供
Patalliro the 9nth, son of Patalliro the 8th.

作者注
パタリロがどういうふうに成長してどんな女性と結婚したかなどということはこのさい詮索しないこと
Author's Note:
Don't ask about how Patalliro has grown or what sort of woman he has married.

Panel 2
ほんとにそう思う？
You really think that?

えっ？
Eh?

ドキッ
Doki - Thump

Panel 3
あたしってきれい？
You said I was pretty?

また始まった
It's started again.

Panel 4
ルル＝ベルはぼくと同じ10歳のくせに早熟というのかませてるというのかどうにも子供らしくないところがあって始末におえない
Lulu Belle and I are both 10 years old but she matured early and doesn't seem like a child at all. I can't handle it.

おのれもじゃ
作者
Me too.
Author

Panel 5
特にぼくのようないい男には異常な興味を示すんだ
She especially shows an abnormal amount of interest in a good man like me.

だれがいい男よ
Who's a good man?

Panel 6
テレパスか君は
Are you a telepath?

パタちゃんて顔は不細工だしスタイルは見るにたえないけどでも一応マリネラの王子だし電子工学の天才だし
Although you have a plain face and no sense of style, you're the prince of Malynera and a genius in electronics.

Panel 7
まあ全体としてそれほどひどい男の子じゃないと思うわけなの
Well, overall I don't think you're that bad of a boy.

ほめるか。けなすかどっちかにしてくれないか？
Are you praising me or insulting me?

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Panel 1
キスしていいわよ
How about a kiss?

それがいかんというのだ！
We can't do that!

Panel 2
自分の年令を考えてみろこのマセガキが！
Think about our age you little devil!

おいおい、何をさわいでる
Hey, hey, what's all the ruckus about?

Panel 3
せっかく都会の雑踏をはなれてハイキングに来たというのに
Even though we went all this way hiking to get away from the city clutter.

ルル＝ベルの祖父物理学者のカペン博士
Lulu Belle's grandfather, the physicist Doctor Kapen.

Panel 4
たかがキスのことでそんなにどならないでよ
It's just a kiss, you don't have to shout like that.

そういう安直な考え方が世の性風俗を乱すんだ
Such a cheap way of thinking will upset the sexual morality of the world!

それが子供のケンカのセリフか！やめーい！！
Is this what children fight about?! Knock it off!!

Panel 5
ピタッ
Pita - Stop

決まったツルの一声
That's it, I'll take charge.

Panel 6
何が原因かは知らないが物事はケンカなどでは決して解決しないのだよ
いいかね
I don't know what caused this but fighting over everything doesn't solve anything.
Right?

ゴー
Goo - Vrooo

Panel 7
お釈迦様もおっしゃっている
東海の小島の磯の白砂に
As Buddha said:
On the white sand of a beach, on a small island in the Eastern sea.
*From a poem by Ishikawa Takuboku.

ゴーッ
Goo - Vroooosh

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Panel 1
われ泣きぬれて
Drenched in tears,

ゴーッ
Goo - Vwoosh

Panel 2
ドドドド
Do do do do - Thud thud thud thud

Panel 3
岩とたわむる
I played with a crag.
*In the original poem it's supposed to be "crab".

Panel 4
宇宙飛行士が不時着したのかしら。それにしても見たことのない形のロケット
I wonder if an astronaut had to make an emergency landing. I've never seen a rocket that shape though.

Panel 5
シュー
Shuu - Swoosh

Panel 6
ズーン
Zuun - Zap

Panel 7
えっ？
Eh?

あっ空を見ろ！
Ah, look up in the sky!

Panel 8
鳥だわ！
It's a bird!
*Superman reference.

君いったいいつの生まれだ？
Exactly when were you born?

Panel 9
働けど働けどなおわが暮らし。。。うっ。。。
I work and work and yet my living... ugh...
*Another poem from Ishikawa Takuboku.

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Panel 1
ゴーン
Goon - Rooar

ズーム
Zuumu - Zwap

Panel 2
ドーン
Doon - Blam

Panel 3
なんというスペクタクルこの平和な地球でこんな活劇が見られるとは思わなかった
What a spectacle! I didn't think I'd see so much action on this peaceful Earth.

ジー
Jii - Whirr

平和な地球でもきわめつけに平和な人間だな。おまえは
Earth may be peaceful but I can guarantee man is not, you.

Panel 4
ダダダッ
Da da da - Tap tap tap

Panel 5
ハアハア
Hah hah

Panel 6
きゃいーん、すごいきれいな人ー！！
Kyaaahn, what a beautiful man!!

Panel 7
きゃいーん！
Kyaaahn!

あっルル＝ベルあぶない！もどってこい！
Ah, Lulu Belle, it's dangerous! Come back!

Panel 8
ゴーン
Goon - Rooar

Panel 9
だめー！射っちゃだめー！！
You can't! You can't shoot him!!

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Panel 1
ルル＝ベルー！やめんかー！もどって来ーい！
Lulu Belle! Stop! Come back!

孫の身を案ずる祖父は身をふりしぼって叫ぶのであった
The grandfather, worried about his grandchild, strains himself and calls out.

ジュー
Juu - Whirr

Panel 2
そこで一声絶叫！
There he shouts out!

ルル＝ベール！カムバーック！
Lulu Belle! Come back!
*A reference to the 1953 movie "Shane".

Panel 3
久しぶりにいい映画がとれそうだ
After all this time it seems I'll be able to make a good movie.

Panel 4
おのれは黒澤か深作か
Are you Kurosawa or Fukasaku?!

カンヌへの道は遠い
The path to Cannes is far...
*Kurosawa's film "The Shadow Warrior" won the Grand Prix at the Cannes Film Festival.

Panel 5
ゴーン
Goon - Rooar

Panel 7
ゴーン
Goon - Vwoosh

Panel 8
ホッ
Hoh

邪魔が入ったんで逃げてったわ。もう大丈夫よ
I stopped them, they ran away. It's ok now.

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Panel 1
それにしてもあなた何者？あの連中は？なぜ襲われてたの？
At any rate, who are you? Were those your colleagues? Why were they attacking you?

ホロロ？
Hororo?

Panel 2
ホロロロ
ホロロロ。。。
Horororo
Horororo...

Panel 3
誰かホロホロ鳥の話をしてるか？
Did someone say something about a guinea fowl?
*In Japanese, "Horo horo" is the cooing sound birds make, and a horohorochou is a "guinea fowl".

この人。。。
This man...

Panel 4
人間じゃないわ
He's not human.

ぼくもよくそう言われるぞ
You could say that about me, too.

ウインウインウイン
Uin uin uin - Ween ween ween

おのれは妖怪じゃ
You're a monster.

Panel 5
ちがうの見てよ。この指、この人地球人じゃない！
Not like that, look. His hand isn't like an Earthling's!

Panel 6
地球人じゃない！
He's not an Earthling!

オギャー
Ogyah

Panel 7
火星人の他に宇宙人を知らない地球の人々はこの遠い星からの客に熱狂しました
People on Earth didn't know any other space aliens besides Martians and were excited about this guest from the distant planets.

Panel 8
なるほど内臓の作りが全然ちがう
指は3本ですがしかしわれわれの手よりよほど器用そうですな
I see, his internal organs are entirely different.
He has 3 fingers but he seems to be as dextrous with his hands as we are.

パタちゃんの指は4本だけど
Pata-chan only has 4 fingers on his hands.

そう見えるか？
Is that what you see?

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Panel 1
見えるかったってどう見ても4本じゃないの
What do you mean by that? No matter how you look at it you have 4 fingers.

残念でした
That's too bad.

Panel 2
パッ
Pa - Pop

Panel 3
へると困るから普段は一本隠しているのだ
I usually hide one so I can't lose it.

いったいどこに隠してるの？
Where in the world do you hide it?

Panel 4
ホロロロ。。。
Hororo...

それにしてもなんてきれいな人。。。
Anyway, what a beautiful man...

Panel 5
なんだかせつないわ
How painful.

なんで
What?

Panel 6
子宮がうずくの
My womb aches.

それが10歳の子供のセリフかっちゅんじゃ！
What kind of thing is that for a 10 year old to say?!

Panel 7
女は子宮で考える
Girls think with their wombs.

ブッブッ
Bu bu - Boo hoo

あのホロホロという笛のようなものが言葉だと思うのですが解読できないのです
That "horo horo" cooing seems to be a dialect but we can't decipher it.

むずかしいのかね
It's difficult?

Panel 8
むずかしいもないもわれわれ科学者が総出でもわからないのです
あの複雑な言語を解明できる人間がいたらパラシュートなしで屋上から飛びおりてごらんにいれますよ
More than difficult, none of our scientists can figure it out. If anyone can figure out that complex language I'll jump from the roof without a parachute.

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Panel 1
あたしルル＝ベルあなたは？
I'm Lulu Belle, who are you?

タイロン
Tyrone.

えっ？
Eh?

Panel 2
どこから来たの？
Where are you from?

ヴェガ聖域
The Vega Sanctuary.

なっなっなっ
Wha, wha, wha...

Panel 3
どうして言葉がわかるんだ！
How can you understand him?!

ルル＝ベルは言語学の天才だ。彼女のアイデアでぼくが万能通訳機械を作ったのだ
Lulu Belle is a linguistics prodigy. With her ideas I made an all-purpose interpretation machine.

Panel 4
飛びおりてもらおうか
Would you like to jump?

ぐっ
Guh.

Panel 5
わたしは宇宙の探険家なのですが、ある星の近くで好戦的な種族に襲われ夢中でワープしたのです。うまく逃げられたと思ったのですが、恐ろしく執念深い連中でとうとうわたしを追いつめ、そして
I was exploring space when I was attacked by that warlike race from a nearby planet and frantically warped. I thought I'd gotten awhile, but they were terribly persistent and finally cornered me. And then...

撃ちおとしたのね
They shot you down?

Panel 6
落ちた所がこんなすてきな星でよかった
I'm glad I crashed on such a wonderful planet.

Panel 7
ポッ
Po - Flush

子宮のうずきはどうした
Does your womb hurt?

Panel 8
こんりんざい女には近づかんぞ
Whatever you do stay away from women.

くだらんこと言うからだ
It's because you were saying stupid things.

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Panel 1
パタリロさんの写したフィルムの中にその好戦的な宇宙人の姿が写ってましたよ
The photographs of a warlike alien race were reflected on Patalliro's film.

どれ見せてみろ
Let me see.

Panel 2
なるほどこりゃ見るからに残忍そうだ
I see. They seem pretty cruel looking at this.

うーむ
Hmm...

Panel 3
広い宇宙には残虐な種族がたくさんいるのです
でもあなた方はちがう。わたしにできることならなんでもさせてください
There are many cruel races in the vast stretches of space.
However, you are different. Please let me do something for you if I can.

Panel 4
われわれはまだ光子ロケットしか持ってないんだ。おかげで太陽系の中しか飛び回れない
さっきワープといったがその秘密を教えてもらえんかね
We still don't have a photon rocket. Thanks to that we can only fly around the solar system.
Could you tell us about the secret of the 'warp' you referred to earlier?

よろこんで
My pleasure.

Panel 5
おい、聞いたか！
Hey, did you hear that?!

はい！これでわれわれも銀河系を自由に飛び回れるようになりますね！
Yes! With this we'll be free to roam the galaxy!

Panel 6
ビッグニュースだー！！
This is big news!!

お父さんお母さん先立つ不孝を。。。！
Father, Mother, I was an ungrateful son...!

Panel 8
まさかほんとに飛びおりるとは思わなかった
I didn't think he'd really jump.

ドサッ
Dosa - Thud

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Panel 1
単に遠い星からの客というだけでなくすばらしい科学の知識を持った宇宙人
He wasn't just a guest from a distant planet but also an alien with wonderful scientific knowledge.

地球のマスコミは連日のように彼のことを書きたてました
The media on Earth wrote about him every day.

Panel 2
何よりも人々の関心をさそったのはタイロンの甘いマスクとギリシャ彫刻のような肉体でありました
More than anything Tyrone's sweet mask and body like a Greek sculpture lured the people's interest.

彼の種族はみんなあんなに美しいんだそうだ
It seemed everyone of his race was that beautiful.

おれもそんな星に生まれたかった
I want to live on that planet too.

Panel 3
逆に悪役として例の残忍な宇宙人の姿も評判になりました
On the other hand as usual the warlike aliens became famous as villains.

見るからにワルだね
He's obviously an evildoer.

おまえこっちの星に生まれた方が早かったんじゃないの？
Didn't you say you were born on that planet earlier?

Panel 4
で、殺しの動機は？
And, your motive for killing him?

Panel 5
ルル＝ベルはタイロンにくっつきっぱなし
Lulu Belle stayed close to Tyrone.

キスしていいわよ
You can kiss me.

こればっかしや
Only like this.

Panel 6
キス？
Kiss?

あらキスも知らないの？
Oh, you don't know what a kiss is?

Panel 7
こうするの
It's like this.

Panel 8
んーんん
Mmmm

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Panel 1
もっといいこと教えてあげる！
I'll teach you more great things!

わーっ！！
Waah!!

Panel 2
しかしパタリロだけは浮かない顔
Only Patalliro looked depressed.

どうもすっきりしない
I feel very bad.

Panel 3
便秘で
Constipated.

もう10日もお通じがないんだもの。おなかははるわ頭は重いわ
It's already been 10 days since I had a bowel movement. My stomach is bloated and my head is stuffed up.

Panel 4
なにを言わせる
What am I saying?

Panel 5
どうも納得いかないことがあるのだ。この連中が本当にみんなが言うように悪いやつらならなぜあの時タイロンを射たなかったのだ
I'm not convinced. If those guys are really bad like they say then why didn't they shoot Tyrone before?

Panel 6
ルル＝ベルが立ちふさがったのは事実だが別にルル＝ベルが武器を持ってたわけじゃなし。ほんとに残忍な連中ならルル＝ベルを一緒に吹きとばすことをためらったりはしないはずだ
Lulu Belle got in the way but the truth is she wasn't armed with anything. If they were really cruel they wouldn't have hesitated to blow away the both of them.

Panel 7
冷静に上京を見てみるとむしろこいつらはルル＝ベルを傷つけまいとして攻撃をあきらめたようなふしがある
するとタイロンの話とくいちがいが出てくるんだよなあ
It looked like they gave up and quietly returned to their capital to avoid hurting Lulu Belle.
Tyrone's story has a credibility gap there.

うーむ
Hmm.

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Panel 1
おや、タイロンだ
またルル＝ベルに追っかけられてるな
Oh, it's Tyrone.
Is Lulu Belle chasing him again?

Panel 2
サッ
Sa - Rustle

Panel 3
タイローンどこなのー
Tyrone, where are you~?

今度はもっとすごいこと教えてあげるってばー
This time I was going to teach you something amazing~!

Panel 4
ザワー
Zawa - Rustle

Panel 5
タイローン
Tyrooone!

Panel 6
チーッ
Chii - Zap

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Panel 1
ビシッ
Bishi - Smack

Panel 2
きゃ。。。！！
Kyah...!!

ガラ
Gara - Clatter

Panel 3
ハッ
Hah

Panel 4
きゃーっ！！
Kyaah!!

ガラガラ
Gara gara - Clatter clatter

ドテッ
Dote - Fall

Panel 5
ニヤー
Niya - Smile

スー
Suu - Swoo

Panel 6
見たぞ正体！
I saw it! What he's really like!

Panel 7
ルル＝ベル大丈夫か！
Lulu Belle, are you ok?!

あいた。。。
Ouch...

Panel 8
ぼくはずっと見てたタイロンがやったんだ。あいつは決して自分で言ってるような善良な宇宙人じゃない！
I was watching, Tyrone did it! He's not the good-natured space alien he makes himself out to be!

なんですって？！なんてこと言うの！
What?! What are you saying?!

Panel 9
あ
Ah.

Panel 10
ああそう
Oh, I see.

フフッ
あなたやきもちやいてるのね
Hu hu.
You're jealous, aren't you?

は？
Huh?

あたしがタイロンばかり追っかけてるから
Because I've only been chasing after Tyrone.

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Panel 1
おバカさんねえ。それならそうと言えばいいのに
はい
Stupid. You only had to say so.
Ok.

えっ？
Eh?

Panel 2
首すじにキスマークつけてもいいわよ
You can kiss the nape of my neck.

なんでそうなるのだー！！
Why would I do that?!!

Panel 3
あの子はそういうことしか頭にないのかまったく、こうなりゃ一人で
Is that all she ever thinks about?! Geez, I'll do this by myself.

ガンガン
Gan gan - Bam bam

Panel 4
アルプス山中
Base of the Alps

いいかげん待ちくたびれたね
I'm tired of waiting.

Panel 5
あいつほんとにあの残骸の所へもどってくるかな
I wonder if he'll really return to the wreckage.

Panel 6
もどってこなけりゃしょうがないだろう。あれを修理するしか自分の星へ帰る手はないんだから
He has to go back. If he doesn't repair it he won't be able to return home.

それにしてもたいくつだ
Anyhow, this is boring.

Panel 7
こんな時恋人がいてくれたらなおおうるわしの君よ
If only I had a lover at a time like this, oh, my dearest.

そんなにたいくつかい？
Are you that bored?

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Panel 1
死ぬほどたいくつだよ
I'm bored to death.

そういうことならここにはいない恋人のことなんか考えないで。。。ねえ。。。
If you were that bored you wouldn't be here to have a lover... right...

Panel 2
君っていいおしりしてるね
You have a nice ass.

なでなで
Nade nade - Stroke stroke

ザワーッ
Zawa - Rustle

Panel 3
きっ君はそういう趣味の持ち主だったのか！よるな！こっちへくるな！
You, you have that sort of interest?! Don't get close! Don't come over here!

冗談だよ。たいくつだっていうから、からかっただけさ
It was a joke. You were bored so I teased you.

Panel 4
あっ、見ろ！
Ah, look!

君のしりなんか見たくない
I don't want to look at your ass!

Panel 5
だれがしりを見ろと言った！スクリーンだ、スクリーン
Who said anything about looking at asses?! The screen! Look at the screen!

アイスクリームユースクリーム
I scream, you scream.
*Most English speakers would recognize "I scream you scream we all scream for ice-cream". it's a reference to Sakakibara Ikue's song "Natsu no Ojousan".

Panel 7
やつだ！
It's him!

行くぞ
Let's go.

Panel 8
ガラ
Gara - Rattle

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Panel 1
ガッ
Ga - Crack

Panel 2
待ちかねたぞ。従犯罪者ヴェガのタイロン、銀河警察の命により君を逮捕する！
We've waited for you. Tyrone of Vega, by orders of the Milky Way Police we will arrest you as an accessory to a crime.

おとしなく武器をすてたまえ！
Throw down your weapons!

Panel 3
ははーん銀河警察だって？やっぱりタイロンの方が悪者だったのか
Hahaahn. The Milky Way Police? I knew it, so Tyrone is a bad person.

Panel 4
パカッ
Paka - Snap

Panel 5
パタリロ特製等身大プラモデルでござーい
Patalliro's special delux lif-sized plastic model!

バンザーイ
Banzaai

Panel 6
なっなんだ君は！
Wh, who are you?!

なんだと言われても困るがパタリロです
What are you saying, I'm Patalliro.

Panel 7
そのパタリロがこんな所で何をしているんだ
So, Patalliro, what are you doing at a place like this?

君はタイロンを知っているのかね
You know Tyrone?

まあヘビーな話はあとにして
Well, let's forget about that heavy story.

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Panel 1
まずはお近づきのしるしに一発
First let's have a symbol of our getting acquainted.

パパンがパン
Papan gapan

Panel 2
だーれが
Who

Panel 3
殺した
killed

Panel 4
クック
Cock

Panel 5
ロービン
Robin?

Panel 6
なにかねそれは
What is that?

われわれ地球人はこうやってあいさつするのです。一緒にいかが？
This is how us Earthlings greet each other. How about doing it together?

Panel 7
楽しそうだな
Sounds fun.

うむ
Hmm.

だーれが
Who

Panel 8
殺した
killed

Panel 9
クック
Cock

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Panel 1
ロービン
Robin?

Panel 2
うーむなんだか心楽しくハレバレとした気分になってきたぞ
Hmm, what is this? I have a cheerful feeling in my heart.

同感だ
So do I.

君たちとは親友づきあいができそうな気がする
I have a feeling we'll be good friends.

Panel 3
そこでまじめな話なんだが銀河警察の諸君
Now we have to have a serious conversation gentlemen of the Milky Way Police.

うむうむ
Yes, yes.

Panel 4
ヒソヒソ
Hiso hiso - Whisper whisper

Panel 5
どーでもいいがしりをなでんでくれんか
Not that it matters, but can you stop stroking my butt?

やっぱり感じるか
You felt it?

Panel 6
なに？！ワープ航法を！
What?! The warp navigation...!

物理学者に教えて宇宙船を作らせているのだ
He's teaching physicists and they're building a spaceship.

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なんというずるがしこい
How sly.

すぐつかまえに行こう！ここで逃がしてはたいへんだー！
We have to go capture him immediately! If he escapes it'll be serious!

ちょっと待ったもともに行ってもむだだ
Even if you waited it's useless to go.

Panel 8
なんといっても世間の連中はぼくのように頭がよくないから君たちを悪者だと思っている。のこのこ出かけたらまずいことになるぞ
冷えきったサンマヒラキ定食くらいまずいか？
After all is said and done, everyone on the world is dumb besides me so they think you're bad guys. It'll be unappetizing if you go out nonchalantly.
Is chilled pike fish unappetizing?

Panel 9
おまえの星にはサンマヒラキ定食があるのか？
You have pike fish on this planet?

いやつまり。。。
Nevermind...

Panel 10
まず工場へ行ってだな
First off, let's go to the factory.

宇宙船を作っている工場
Factory where the space ship is being made.

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Panel 1
いやすばらしい君のおかげでもうすぐ完成だ
Well, thanks to you it'll be completed soon.

みなさんの努力のたまものですよ
The fruit of everyone's efforts.

Panel 2
やーね
たまものだって
クスー
Oh my.
He said "fruit".
Kusu - Giggle

Panel 3
クスクスクス
Kusu kusu kusu - Giggle giggle giggle

どーにかなりませんかこの子
I can't deal with this kid.

ルル＝ベルが何かしたかね？
Did Lulu Belle do something?

Panel 4
何かしたかねって。。。
How can you say that...

おおいたいたルル＝ベル、カペン博士たいへんです
Oh, it's you guys. Lulu Belle, Doctor Kapen, this is serious.

Panel 5
子供でもできたか
Children are allowed?

どーゆー意味ですルル＝ベルじゃあるまいし！！
What do you mean by that?! What about Lulu Belle?!!

Panel 6
どーゆー意味よ！
What do you mean by that?!

いや冗談こいてる場合じゃない。例の悪役宇宙人がつかまりましたよ
No, this isn't the time for joking. We've arrested the villains of space the usual way.

Panel 7
なに？！
What?

つかまったというより国連空軍に自首して出たのだ
Rather than being arrested, they surrendered themselves to the United Nations Air Force.

国連空軍の者です
We're from the United Nations Air Force.

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Panel 1
自首してきて公の裁きの場でタイロンさんと対決させろと言いはっているのです
高性能の嘘発見器を使えばどちらが本当のことを言っているか。すぐわかるからと
They surrendered themselves and insisted on confronting Tyrone in a public place to be judged.
 Could we tell the truth if a high-powered lie detector is used? So we'd know right away.

もちろんわれわれはタイロンさんを信頼していますが、ああ堂々とされてはほっとくわけにもいかないので。。。
Of course we have faith in Tyrone, so we couldn't very well let the opportunity pass by and accepted...

Panel 2
銀河警察捨て身の戦法に出たな
So the Milky Way Police risked their lives and came out.

Panel 3
よろこんで対決でもなんでもさせてもらいますよ。それで連中の化けの皮をはがせるならお安いご用だ
Of course, I'll face them with pleasure. And then we could reveal them for who they really are, no problem.

Panel 4
よく言ったタイロン君安心したまえ全人類は君の味方だぞ
Well said, Tyrone. Rest easy, all of humanity is on your side.

ありがとう。ちょっと船の点検をしてきます。ルル＝ベルおいで
Thanks. Let me inspect the vessel real fast. Lulu Belle, come here.

はーい
Coming!

Panel 5
あらあ
Huh?

拍子ぬけ
That was anti-climatic.

Panel 6
こういう話をすればアワをくってボロを出すと思ったのにな
I thought he'd be confused if we talked and reveal his faults.

敵もなかなかやるな
The enemy won't do that easily.

次はどうする
What next?

Panel 7
次のことなんか考えてなかったわい
I didn't think of what to do next.

なでるなとゆーに。気持ちのいい
I told you not to stroke me. It feels good.

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Panel 1
ゴー
Goo - Roar

えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 2
わーっ！誰だ船のエンジンを動かしたのは！
Waah! Who started the engine?!

Panel 3
しまった、船はほとんど完成してたんだ！逃げるぞ！
Damnit, the ship is almost done! He's running away!

くそっ！
Damn!

やめろ！女の子が乗ってる！
Stop! The girl is getting in!

Panel 4
ルル＝ベルー！逃げろー！そいつは銀河警察に追われてる悪者なんだぞー！
Lulu Belle! Get away! That guy is a fugitive running from the Milky Way Police!

Panel 5
あんなこと言ってるわバッカみたい
He looks like an idiot saying things like that.

Panel 6
それよりタイロン、なぜ船を動かしたのみんな大さわぎしてるわよ
That aside, Tyrone, why is everyone fussing over the ship moving?

Panel 7
ガッ
Ga - Grab

Panel 8
やかましい、この小娘さんざん悩ませてくれて
宇宙空間に出て人質の必要がなくなったら思い知らせてやる
Shut up or I'll be forced to hurt the girl.
When I'm out in space and don't need a hostage anymore I'll get my revenge.

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Panel 2
ルル＝ベルー！
Lulu Belle!

コックピットに乗りこもうしりを押してくれ
Push my butt to help my into the cockpit.

今回、しりがからまんと話ができんようだな
It seems like I can't argue with you about it this time.

Panel 3
ここにいたってルル＝ベルは真相を知ったのであります
At this time Lulu Belle realized the truth.

あ。。。
Ah...

あなたがそんな悪い人だったなんて。。。
So you were a bad person...

Panel 4
ああああ！
Aaaah!

ーと普通の女の子ならこうなるところですが。なんといってもルル＝ベルはパタリロのいとこです。
-If she was a normal girl this is what she'd do. But Lulu Belle is Patalliro's cousin.

Panel 5
並の女の子じゃない
She's not an ordinary girl.

シャキッ
Shaki - Slice

Panel 6
みぎゃーっ！！
Migyaah!!

バリバリバリ
Bari bari bari - Scratch scratch scratch

Panel 8
ミギャーッ
Migyaah!

わーっ！！
Waaah!!

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Panel 1
ドッ
Do -Thud

Panel 2
しまった！
Damnit!

Panel 3
動くな！
Don't move!

Panel 4
こうなったら死なばもろとも
If it's come to this then we'll all die!

Panel 5
バチッ
Bachi - Crack

Panel 6
ギン
Gin - Glare

ドッ
Do - Pow

Panel 7
音波衝撃銃だ
A sound stun gun.

ぼくはソニーのスタントマンだ
なんのこっちゃ
I'm a Sony stunt man!
What is this?

ごらんになりましたか。彼の行動が犯罪者であることの証明です
Do you see? His actions are proof that he's a criminal.

う。。。うーむ。。。
Ye... yeah...

Panel 8
うわっ、反陽子炉が！
Uwah, the antiproton furnace!

ババババ
Ba ba ba ba - Clatter clatter

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Panel 1
どうした！
What's wrong?!

ババババ
Ba ba ba ba - Clatter clatter

反陽子炉が急激な活動を始めました！
このままでは爆発します！
The antiproton furnace suddenly started moving!
It'll explode if we don't do something!

Panel 2
なにをしている！早く止めんか！
What are you doing?! Hurry and stop it!

それが制御装置はタイロンさんが作ったのでわれわれにはさっぱり。。。
Mr. Tyrone made the control unit so we don't know anything about it...

犯罪者をさんづけするなとゆーに
Don't call a criminal "mister"!

Panel 3
うーむ
Hmm.

カチカチカチ
Kachi kachi kachi - Ching ching ching

このメーターがゼロになると爆発するのか
When this meters reaches zero it'll explode?

Panel 4
カチカチカチ
Kachi kachi kachi - Ching ching ching

Panel 5
カシャカシャカシャ
Kasha kasha kasha - Ding ding ding

Panel 6
出た！パタリロの人間コンピューター
It happened! Patalliro is a human computer.

地球人というのはコンピューター仕掛けなのか？
Earthlings are computer devices?

あの子は例外です
That kid is an exception.

今年の夏は寒かった
Summer was cold this year.
*In Japanese, "exception" and "cold-weather damage" are both pronounced "reigai".

Panel 7
なんだそれは
What's that?

冷害
Cold damage.

よしこれだ！
Good, this is it!

Panel 8
ブチッ
Buchi - Snap

Panel 9
カチッ
Kachi - Click

Panel 10
ゼロゼロ8危機一髪
008 escapes in the nick of time.
*A reference to the James Bond series. In Japanese the normal kanji for "in the nick of time" is pronounced "kiki ippatsu". However, the last kanji was replaced with another that it pronounced the same that gave it a slightly different meaning where "007 escapes in the nick of time with his gun". Patalliro uses the correct kanji instead of the pun that is usually used for James Bond.

できすぎのような気がするなあ
うーむ
Seems too good to be true.
Hmm.

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Panel 1
この事件は全世界に報道されました
This incident was reported all over the world.

Panel 2
タイロンこそが実は悪辣な犯罪者で最後に逃げきれないとわかると反陽子炉の半分を道連れにしようとしたことなどが知らさせると地球は大さわぎになりました
The Earth was in an uproar when they found out he had tried to take the anti-proton furnace and were informed that Tyrone was actually a vicious criminal who didn't manage to escape in the end.

Panel 3
いやおれは最初っからあやしいと思ってたんだ
Well, I thought he was suspicious from the start.

おまえいつ生き返った
When did you revive?

Panel 4
問題はなぜ人類がああもやすやすとタイロンにだまされたかです
The problem is why Tyrone was able to trick humanity so easily.

Panel 5
なに理由は簡単、彼の外見ですよ。美しいものは善で美しくないものは悪
こういう先入感がわれわれの中にあったからです
The reason why is simple. Because of how he looked. Beautiful people are good and ugly people are bad; this is the prejudice we have.

Panel 6
これはテレビや映画の影響がたいへん大きい
テレビの怪獣ものなんか見てごらんなさい。正義の味方は常にカッコよく悪役は常に悪役っぽい
This is largely the influence of television and movies.
Look at the monsters on television. Righteous people are always cool and villains are always devilish.
*The background is based on Ultraman.

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Panel 1
彼らをごらんなさい見た目は異質だが中身はへたな人間よりよほど人間的だ
Look at them. Although they look different on the outside, they're more like humans on the inside.

やんややんや
Yanya yanya - Hooray hooray

Panel 2
これからわれわれはさまざまな生物に出会うにちがいない。美しいものもいるでしょう。醜いものもいるでしょう。しかしわれわれはその外見ではなく中身に思いをはせなくてはなりません
さもなければたいへんな失敗をしでかすことになりかねない
After this we will meet various living things. There will be beautiful people. There will be ugly people. But we have to look passed appearances and see them for what's on the inside.
Otherwise we'll make some terrible mistakes.

Panel 3
そしてこれはー外見よりも中身を重視しなくてはならないというのはー、われわれ人間の間でも通用する真理なのです
And this is why we have to stress the importance of what people are like on the inside more than the outside. This is a truth that's passed among humans.

Panel 5
感動的な演説だったよ
That was a passionate speech.

うむもう帰るのか
Yeah, can we head back yet?

今度は仲間を多勢つれてやってくるよ。地球と友好条約を結ぶために
Next time we'll have greater numbers. For the sake of making a treaty of friendship with the Earth.

Panel 6
たしかに君の言ったとおりだね。美お基準というのはその星によってちがうのだから。外見にまどわされてはいけないんだ
It's as you said. Because the standard of beauty is different on different planet. Don't be led astray by outward appearances.

しかりごもっともなにしろ地球の基準ではぼくが美少年の典型だからな
You're quite right. By Earth's standards I am a beautiful boy.

Panel 7
バンニャーイ
Bannyaai - Cat raising hands

Panel 8
地球人の美的感覚というのはわからん
I don't understand the aesthetics on Earth.

うーむ
Yeah.

宇宙人の胸に不可解な疑問を残したまま
未来版パタリロこれでおしまい
The aliens were left baffled by the doubt in their hearts.
This brings an end to the future version of Patalliro.

地球人の課題/おわり
The Earthling's Task / End

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